Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by Anonymous, Aug 3, 2012.
There is so much funny crap here it is not funny LOL
Love the slap test at 12:00 min mark
So running thoughts as I watch this.
Oh. Wow. The look on the interviewer's (?) face when the guy in the sweater says he was a prostitute on the streets of LA. He was not expecting that.
"how can you have more than 100% Whats better than perfect?" Operating Thetan, obviously. Clear makes you perfect, OT makes you MORE than perfect!
EPIC! People have been laughing at this cult for years and these folks hit it on the head, even back then.
I lol'd hard at that.
It's a classic vid OP.
LOL. "Gavin here said something that was nonsense and it didn't make me upset." you sure? Hooker sounds passive aggressive there, and then Gavin comes right back at him with "well I'm a soaring eagle, mother fucker!" Then the insults start creeping in and the Clear cant remember (again with that claim of perfect recall, L Ron, shouldn't have gone with that) the name of the woman sitting next to him.
Another thing that makes us better than you. OH THIS IS GOING ON THE FACEBOOK.
The sheer arrogance is mind blowing. Finally, how they REALLY think being shown.
"Part of our training is to help people that are stupider than ourselves to become Clears!"
So how come we don't hear anything more about Transparents? Are they really just a bunch of squirrels? See through squirrels?
Hm. He achieved cleardom and transparency. Uhhh...cleardom?
Only soldiers are more than perfect.
Is this from a comedy show? I don't think this is genuine culties talking.
The fact that you are not sure is very telling as to how stupid the cult members look to the general public. One has a hard time telling Scientology from a joke.
Indeed. Poe's law:
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
so is this a teaser preview of what we can expect when COS hits the living rooms of people? LOL!!!
Can you imagine 24 hours a day of this? LOL
Y'all know this is a comedy show, right??
Yeah I hope everyone knows this is fake and staged. This is not trufax Scilons, although it could be.\
Funny yes. Real, hell no.
I would however love to see this same group do this now after roughly what, 15 years ago?
Then continue on with the skit. Would be very funny to see.
This shit is all that their new TV station that will never open will be transmitting.
The transparents are the scientologists who admit to being fucked in the arse.
@10:10: "Being clear is never having to say you're sorry."
So that's why they are such insufferable arseholes?
I will admit that I got fooled. I honestly thought this was legit. In the early days, it seemed very chaotic and always evolving so who knows what splinter groups made the cut and who didn't. I believed this video and it adequately displayed how they really thought enough for me to repost it elsewhere.
If this was fake, it was a well made fake.
Yeah if you open at at youtube.com you'll see it's by a group called 'Call Us Now,' who've done other skits.
this is brilliant funny ;D but as stupid as scientology is, their vids are slick and annoying and make me say wTF??? whereas this one made me laugh my ass off!
"I was a prostitute, and was good at it."
Wonder how many dicks he sucked to go "clear".
It took a while to realise it was fake.
hate to say it.... but... duh!
The Clear is wearing glasses!
Aside from a little misuse of the Scilon jargon, there were no clues that this wasn't genuine, lol. We have all seen videos of batshit, arrogant asshole Scientologists acting like there were no cameras recording their batshittiness.
Parody? Gaw, I can't even tell any more!
(hangs head in Anonyshame)
Every time a Chanologist can't tell that this was fake, Kirstie Owie eats another Sea Org abortion.
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