You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . Operation Clambake Message Board :: View topic - YOU MIGHT BE A SCIENTOLOGIST... I could imagine some of the London anons with loudspeaker access proclaiming these points to the passing public and scilons at protests.
Re: You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . You're giving London too much credit, They'd likely do it, if they read it.
Re: You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . You think it's reasonable to beat up a girl for writing on your sidewalk.
Re: You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . -You wake up one morning and yer goldfish is dead. -You postulate it alive again. -Granny dies, and leaves you 20k. -You fry her crispy and blow all the loot on auditing....... -Lron Flubbernutz is considered 'brilliant' -DM make you cum. -Dead aliens hanging offa yer body seems sensible why you can't be wonderful. -It was raining out, it stopped, you caused it. -Everywhere you look you see Kirsty Alley's inner thighs. -Tommy Davis is your good buddy. -Beans and rice is yummy, bacon scares you. -Trees always seem to pick you to talk to. -Jenny Cox left lipstick in yer schmelly places, and you lieked it. -[strike]coffee and cigarettes are breakfast[/strike] oh nm. -Rick Astley songs make you go hide under tables. -Modeling clay is theraputic. -Traffic lights always turn green for you. -You gave all your money away to gain something you could not lose...until. -Common sense is seen as a plot to confuse you. -Your family is part of the plot too. -You think a bunch of shite a psychopathic drug adled con is worth moar than those who loves you. An' a bunch of other stuffs *new cocktail* kk, I goes nao.
Re: You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . You paid 3 to 4 thousand dollars for a 300.00 cheapass antiquated electronic device (e-meter) constructed by slave labor with billion year contracts and you got 2 free soup cans with it.
Re: You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . ...you say "I'm not a Scientologist, but..." ...you think criticism of your sect's human rights abuses is "religious bigotry." ...you think all your problems are caused by dead space alien ghost cooties
Re: You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . ...you think gullible is in the dictionary. Because it isn't.
Re: You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . I want to know how the hell this is posting personal info, unless it's true and the mods know it.
Re: You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . You repeat yourself incessantly and answer questions by telling people to look it up in the dictionary. And everything that Peacock said.
Re: You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . ...you are insatiably curious about the criminal backgrounds of anyone who refuses to believe that L. Ron Hubbard was not L. Ron Hubbard.
Re: You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . You no longer see your family or old friends, you live in tiny overcrowded conditions, you have bad teeth, no health insurance, investments of any kind, no time off, no pension and you hold silly metal cans while you tell strangers your innermost secrets who write them down to keep in your folder that you can't ever get back. You believe that L. Ron Hubbard was a great man and humanitarian when in fact he flunked out of college, lied about all of his accomplishments, was a bigamist, conman, abortionist (according to his own son), child abuser, convicted felon, fugitive from justice, drug abuser, extortionist, liar, thief, satanist who actually claimed he was he Beast666 himself following the death of famed satanist Aleister Crowley. You also think the people in funny masks called Anonymous are part of an evil death cult when in fact we are your best and only hope for freedom from this horribly abusive group. You will owe Anonymous a great deal of gratitude for setting you truly free one day but we don't expect thank you's. Every sign we hold up speaks the truth, WAKE UP! Don't ruin your children's lives also.
Re: You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . You might be a Scientologist ... if your Supreme Rulah has been known to "Goof the Floof" YTMND - Goof The Floof
Re: You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . If hearing the song Bohemian Rhapsody causes traumatic flash backs.
Re: You Might Be A Scientologist If . . . You never receive E-Mails from Mr. Tombe Tombe who works at a bank in Nigeria because bigger scammers and frauds filter your EMail and they're afraid you'll send your bank details. You think a Royal Feast is dining at Burger King with dessert at Dairy Queen. You believe a good day is when you only work twelve hours and you don't get punched in the head by Slappy Miscavige. You're thankful that this year you get to see your daughter for two full weekends instead of the usual one.
