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Discussion in 'Support Questions' started by Anon-007, May 14, 2009.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    SR would have thought of a clever name rather than use the lame fallback *insert your name here*
  2. Permanoob Member

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    Dear Tech Support.

    Sometimes people call me a sock puppet.
    How do I know if I really am a sock puppet?
  3. rof Member

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    gaywatch is in charge of all sockusations

    as a non-sock I have no need of his services
  4. qwertyuiop1 Member

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    BRB - an herroing

  5. Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Dear ChronicEnturbulator,

    Thank you for your question. I can assure you that your computer is indeed broken. The best way to solve this problem is to take the case off the computer, take a soldering gun, and put a tiny hole right through the middle of your hard drive. This should get rid of the Hicks virus, as it is coded to locate itself in the middle of your HDD.

    Also, it is perfectly natural to enjoy being touched in your no-no place, especially if Hicks is doing it. This is also an effect of the Hicks virus, which you must have caught from your harddrive. I suggest you also try soldering a small hole in the middle of your penis as well, it will eliminate the virus from your body as well. Remember, though, to destroy the virus on your harddrive first; doing this to you penis first will result in getting the virus again when you touch your HDD, and you will have to repeat the process.

    I hope this solves your question, and thank you for using Why We Protest dot Net.

    theswellseason
  6. WTF Member

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    Dear WWP Mods:

    If I get 6 points of infractions for rickrolling newbs, is that a good thing?

    If I gain more bonus points is there a progressive level of prizes to be earned? Plox show me the list, I was hoping to get a Xenu plushie.

    Also--are the only mods to award these points those who actually clicked the lings? [roflnewb]

    Many thanks for your participation in TheGame.

    Much Love,

    WTF
  7. Ann Herro Member

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    Scientology can help you with that.
  8. Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Dear WTF

    Thank you for contacting Mod Support.

    To answer your question, I have seen your 'rick roll' and found it quite funny. I'm sure that is not the reason you are getting six infraction points.

    Many times Mods will simply infract people for being faggots, and come up with another reason for it. This is most likely the reason for your infraction.

    Your infraction points, can, however be turned in for sexual favors from the mods. Six points will get you an hour of buttsecks from ARC in a Strap On. Please contact ARC via PM or Thunderdome to set up this meeting.

    Thank you for using Why We Protest dot Net.
    theswellseason
  9. _You_ Member

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    Hey Mods,

    Will Sue have sex with me anytime soon? If so, I will go THERE, if need be.
  10. Ann O'Nymous Member

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    FTR there is no member going by the initials SR anymore. Please respect their right to simply change their username in the hope that nobody will remark this clever move.
  11. _You_ Member

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    Ann, you make me horny
  12. WTF Member

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    WooHoo!


    How many for both Ann and ARC?
  13. Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Wait, we're allowed to change our user names? Do we have to ask WWP mods for Tech Support on this?
  14. _You_ Member

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    I say let settle this by a spitting contest...whoever spits the farthest wins
  15. Hicks Member

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    spitting.jpg
  16. _You_ Member

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    You Win, for sure
  17. _You_ Member

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    Yes, you must stroke the tender skin of the Mods--Their skin headresses to be sure, just to change your user name, be careful thou, their skin is so sensitive, make sure you stroke just under their chin skin and do not interrupt their nipples, otherwise :WARTS:
  18. Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Dear Moonshitbatfag or whoever the hell you are;

    Yes, you can change your name. To accomplish this, you log out from your current name. Once you have done this, you will see a ling that says "register." Click this ling and submit the proper paperwork. Once you have done this, a ling will be sent to your email to confirm you want to change your name. From then on, when you want to log in, please use your new name to log in.

    Conversely, you could come give me three hours of cunnilingus, and I will change your name for you.

    Thank you for contacting why we protest dot com mod support.
  19. xenubarb Member

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    I was thinkin "Your father's mustache rider" would be a good nick, but it's too long.
  20. Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Dear Swellseason,

    Thanks for ignoring my other socks. Can WWP support quick change from one sock to another, without constantly logging in and out of different socks?

    Three hours seems a reasonable fee for your assistance. Strap-ons included in offer?
  21. Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Dear Batshitmoonfag,

    Support for multiple socks is done on an operating system level, not a server level. To accomplish this please do the following thing:

    Install Opera, Google Chrome, IE, Safari, and Mozilla Firefox. There are other browsers, but these will work best. Please sign into one of your socks in each of the different browsers. When you want to switch between them, you can alt + tab and they will magically flip. If you need to use more than five socks at once, fuck you, too bad, you shouldn't have that many anyways.

    Alternatively, you could LEARN 2 COMPUTER and code us a "quick-switch" module. However, given your obviously low level of intelligence, I doubt that will happen, and the first solution is your best option.

    And yes, we could arrange the strap-on.

    Thank you for contacting w w p mod support, and have a horrible night.

    The Swell Season.
  22. Sissy Lala Member

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    I didn't realize the mods here were so intelligent.



    That's hawt.
  23. Ann O'Nymous Member

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    You are not intelligent enough to mod the realization.
  24. psychoutcults Member

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    Okay, I know this is old news, but I haven't come across it before and the idea of interrupting nipples and otherwise :WARTS: is pretty damn funny.

    Maybe my maniacal laughter has to do with me being moderately drunk as I read it....
  25. Kilia Member

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    theswellseason I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!
  26. Sissy Lala Member

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    Wow, Ann. You roll deep.



    Who knew?
  27. Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Dear theswellseason,

    I accidentally got poo poo in my pee pee. Can WWP fix my hard drive?
  28. RedOrbifold Member

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    I believe I can answer your question for you.

    First, let me express my condolances as to you somehow getting faeces in your urethra. That is a terrible thing no living person should endure.

    Your hard drive is likely damaged due to the excessive porn you view on the internet.
    I would recommend running a virus scan and running some useful programs such as ccleaner and defraggler.

    If the issue is not residing on data within your hard drive, and the hard drive itself is damaged, I recommend you take it out of your computer, microwaving the disc and obtaining the powerful magnet found within the drive
  29. Olrik Member

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    I'm so glad wwp has such a competent support.
  30. RightOn Member

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    but as bad as mother's mustache rider lol
  31. ARC Member

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    Addendum:

    We also recommend that you install Diskeeper, some products form Panda Security, and change your ISP to Earthlink. Because of your anti-Scientology activism, your computer may have become PTS to your SP condition, so by getting the above mentioned products your computer can make amends in a way similar to carbon credit trading or steps A-E. If that doesn't help, your computer should disconnect from you, and the only way you should communicate to it is through the International Justice Chief.
  32. toganon Member

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    Dear Tech Support,

    I am doing solo nots auditing and need to masturbate to orgasm while using the emeter and maintaining a floating needle throughout. While my penis is large, my hands are small and I cannot hold both cans with one hand. I tried humping the Dianetics book, somewhere around page 235 with a load of vaseline, but all I got was a bunch of papercuts. I was able to hold both cans while fucking the book, but my needle was not floating at all. Do you have any suggestions to help me with this predicament?

    Thanks for all your tech help!
  33. _You_ Member

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    I C wut U did thar

    Genuinely amusing. Well played.
  34. Skeptic1337 Member

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    That's why Xenu allowed humans to evolve with an anus.
  35. ARC Member

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    Dear toganon

    Though I lack a penis, I have had frequent encounters with one, so I have been qualified to answer your question.

    I suggest that you try putting your p0n0s to one of the cans and then J-J-J-JAM IT IN there. By doing that you still have both hands on the cans, while being able to do your business. I would be careful with the petroleum jelly though, because it could affect electrical conductivity. Also the right size of can has to be selected. I would suggest getting one which would fit around a Fleshlight.

    See illustration:
    [SPOILER=Not safe for work image]Not safe for work image http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Fuckingfreezing.jpg[/SPOILER]

    Regards
    Customer support
  36. toganon Member

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    Are.. are... you suggesting that I grip one of the cans with my ass? I guess I could try this, though I'm concerned because I spent half of last Thursday with the Org registrar's arm up my ass to her elbow and honestly, my ass hurts badly and kind of itches, too.

    Ahhh!! Now that is an ingenious solution! Now, I know this might be squirreling the tech, but do you think that it would be OK if I bought an Anus fleshlight and a Vagina fleshlight, one for each can? That way, I could imagine that I was having a threesome with both David and Shelly Miscavige. That is an idea that really floats my needle! Do you think it would be more Theta if I blasted my hot load of Scientolosperm into the 'David fleshlight' or into the 'Shelly fleshlight'? Please don't write a knowledge report on me, but it kind of gets me hot that David Miscavige looks like an angry 12 year old boy. I'll see if fucking the David Miscavige model will bring me to end of session with a f/n. Can't wait to find out what the EP of this drill is!

    Thank you so much for your tech support.

    *This is the session*
    JUUULLLAAAAYYYYY!!!!
  37. Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    We aim to please here at Why We Protest Ask-A-Mod. Please let us know if there's anything else we can do you you!
  38. Sissy Lala Member

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    Dear WWP Tech Support/Ask a Mod,

    I want to ask you a question, but I'm sorta shy. Do any of you use magick to read minds?


    Love,
    Sissy L.L.

    PS - I promise to leave some snacks for you and the reindeers...maybe even Da5id or Happy Feet!
  39. Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Dear Ass-Itching Anon,

    There is a solution to this problem, and that would be to get a looser asshole. However, if the event that this is not possible, requesting the registrar to smear an entire tube of baby Ora-jel on her hand and arm, up to just past the elbow, should do the trick. Unfortunately this will result in you not being able to feel your sphincter, which could cause you to shit yourself. On the bright side, it won't hurt when you shit.

    Best wishes!

    The Swell Season
  40. Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Dear Sissy LaLa,

    To answer your question, yes, I will have passionate, beautiful sex with you on a carousel (are you impressed with my mind reading skills yet?).

    Leaving me snacks would be great, but if I make a request, I find that Hicks' flesh tastes better than happyfeet's and we rather need da5id alive. If you are preparing snacks, Hicks would be my snack of choice.

    That was what you meant, right?

    Yours dearly,

    The Swell Season.

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