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Discussion in 'Support Questions' started by Anon-007, May 14, 2009.

  1. Anon-007 Member

    WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Let's just create more work unnecessary for the Mods and Admins!

    Srsly guise, our "staff" are all volunteers too and have enough on their plates with keeping the site running - without having to write extra unnecessary code just because of a few egofags.

    WWP has worked fine "as it is" since the beginning, so perhaps you should spend more of your time actually protesting - rather than bitching like little choirboys being rogered by AGP!
  2. Mutante Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Then lock/delete the Website Issues, Requests and Consensus forum and replace it with a Tech Support forum.
  3. Haruhi Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Thank you for calling WhyWeProtest dot net Tech Support in sunny downtown Hemet, CA.
    My name is Supreme Roolah and I'd be delighted to assist you today.
    May I have your name and the nature of assistance?
  4. pwnon Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Hi. My name is Pwnon. I was recently using your services and I stumbled upon something called the "Thunderdome". I just wanted to let you guys know, if you didn't already, that there are very vulgar images in there. You might wanna look into that. Don't know if you already knew. Thanks!
  5. Mutante Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Hi.

    HOW DO I CREATED SIG?
  6. Haruhi Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Hi Pwnon, I'm more than happy to assist you in this matter. Go ahead and click on your Start button, then you'll want to click on "Run", and then type:

    Code:
    notepad c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
    
    Hit return.

    Add the following under the line that says "127.0.0.1 localhost":

    Code:
    127.0.0.1 forums.whyweprotest.net/38-thunderdome/
    Save the file and restart Windows. I think you'll find that your issue has been resolved!

    Please let me know if there's anything else I can do to assist you. Thanks for choosing WhyWeProtest dot net and have a great day!



    Hi Mutante, it's a pleasure to serve you.

    In order to create a sig, please click on the following link: Bunnies!

    Please let me know if there's anything else I can do to assist you. Thanks for choosing WhyWeProtest dot net and have a great day!
  7. Anonymous Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    I ran into a female $ci who said she can suck my BTs out through my penis? Is this possible? Is it safe to let her do so?

    Or am I supposed to ask about computer tech stuff here?
  8. none given Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Not true.
    No such thing.
    People just say that about Thunderdome because they are doing the greatest good for mankind. Most of them are criminals.
  9. Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Do you have her number?
  10. Haruhi Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Hello Anonymous,

    I'm very sorry, but this question is outside the scope of our support. Fortunately, you can contact the manufacturer of your Fleshlight and they'll be more than happy to assist you with this matter.

    Thanks for choosing WhyWeProtest dot net and have a great day!
  11. anmoyunos Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    I've never seen a more helpful mod.
  12. Haruhi Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Hi anmoyunos,

    Thank you so much for your helpful feedback. I've forwarded this on to my superiors, they'll be delighted to hear that the tech works!

    Thanks for choosing WhyWeProtest dot net and have a great day!
  13. fotoanon Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    You are more helpful than the last mod I wrote to.

    I asked about how my computer was running slow while on WWP, and they walked me through something called f-disk. I had to go to Best Buy to get it fixed, and they charge alot of money.

    All my porn went away as well :(


    You rock!:):):):):)
  14. Haruhi Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Hi fotoanon,

    I'm so sorry about your last mod encounter. Unfortunately, da5id isn't very good with computers and walked you through using the program incorrectly.

    In the future, you'll want to boot from floppy and run fdisk. You'll want to make sure that you delete the primary partition. Once it says "Partition Deleted", you're good to go!

    Again, I apologize for the incompetence of my peers and I hope that I was able to assist you today.

    Thanks for choosing WhyWeProtest dot net and have a great day!
  15. pwnon Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous


    Dear Supreme Roolah,

    While I thank you for your prompt and instructive response, I would just like to note that that didn't fix the problem. In fact, it exacerbated the issue. I looked around and I see you and your company, Why We Protest dot net, are part of the Anonymous corporation. I would like to speak to your leader, Paul Fetch, about this issue. Can you get me in contact with him?

    Signed,
    Pwnon
    xoxo
  16. Haruhi Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Hi Pwnon,

    I do apologize for your issue and I am more than happy to forward your information to our esteemed leader, Mr. Fetch.

    If you can please leave the following information, he will be in touch with you within 2 business days, as soon as he can get the cock out of his mouth long enough to speak on the phone.

    Please provide me with the following:

    Your Name:
    Your Phone Number:
    Nudes of Yourself:
    Your Local Cell:
    Leader of Local Cell:
    Phone Number of Local Cell Leader:
    Nudes of Local Cell Leader:
    Name of Local Cell's Appointed Handler (If Applicable):
    Phone Number of Local Cell's Appointed Handler:
    Handler's Current Progress on The Bridge:
    Nudes of Local Appointed Handler:

    Thank you so much and have a great day!
  17. pwnon Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    I hope this is sufficient for your needs?
  18. Haruhi Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    I'm so sorry, I forgot to mention that the nudes should be submitted either via PM or via Thunderdome.

    Sorry for the inconvenience!
  19. xenubarb Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Dear tech support,

    I have a computer that it stands up on the desk and works except I can't use the cup holder because it is sideways.

    Is it okay to lay the computer on it side so that I can use the cup holder?

    Thanks!
  20. pwnon Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Ah. Well, I guess when Mr. Fetch hears and responds to my request of attention to this issue, then you'll get your nudes eh?
  21. Haruhi Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Hi xenubarb,

    Unfortunately, the cupholder that you have installed into your tower with is only compatible with cases that have been designed to lay flat. If you try to use the cupholder as-is, you run the risk of electrocution and spilled coffee, not to mention the fire hazard of allowing the cigarette lighter to run vertically.

    I suggest that you return the cupholder for a compatible model, such as the one listed here.

    We thank you for your continued patronage of WhyWeProtest dot net; have a great day!

    Hello pwnon,

    Unfortunately, the nudes are required. Our system does not allow me to process the escalation request with those empty fields.

    When you have taken the nudes, preferably in a naturally lit room and at a decent resolution, please forward them to supremeroolah@gmail.com; I will be more than happy to send your request to Mr. Fetch personally.

    Please let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with, have a great day!
  22. pwnon Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Dear Roolah,

    I like you, so I'll spare you the heartbreak. I'm a pre-op tranny with post-op wishes and dreams. Right now, it's like....well, imagine you took ground chuck and made it into the shape of a hot dog. You get the point? Pics would be a lot like...well, actually, it kinda resembles AGP, just not as gay. I suppose I'll be dropping my complaint. I thank you for your help though and hope to contact you again one day, maybe after the surgery?

    Love always,
    Pwnon
  23. Haruhi Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    It's funny you should mention that, I'm a pre-op MtF transsexual as well. I've been on hormone replacement therapy for the last 5 years and I've been saving up for the big trip to Thailand - it'll be any day now and I'm super excited.

    I'm so sorry to hear about your unfortunate genitalia; I know an excellent Thai doctor that I can refer you to. In fact... maybe he can make us vagtwinsies! I know that I would like that very much.

    Your pal,
    SR
  24. pwnon Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    OH EM GEE!


    It's cheaper if we fly together, y'know? And maybe they'll give us a two for one deal? This is the second best day of my life. (The first being when I met you. ;) )

    We should discuss this over dinner. Or, and hopefully I'm not being too rash, but....breakfast?

    Love to hear from you.

    Kisses and Hugs,
    Pwnon
  25. Haruhi Member

    Re: Sitewide Anonymous

    Taking this to PM. <3 <3 <3

    Now that I'm back from my break, are there any other support issues I can address?
  26. lothar Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Is it true the posting OT3 text can break the browsers and brains and ability to read in all these top sekret scary OSA agents?

    Should we start even more threads about about how OT3 is like vampire garlic? I realize people have suggest using OT3 in every post your write, every sig, and every important thread. Also, there is a thread about being able to break cameras and stop them from filming by holding up OT3 text or reciting the necronomicon like incantation therein.

    What more can we do to make sure OT3 is fully protecting us? Can it be included in the forum theme? How about white text on white background, and also added as a watermark to every avatar? Does anyone sell OT3 underoos to keep me safe at night? What about Wall of Fire brand condoms?

    Thanks for bring the site security up to snuff.
  27. Haruhi Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Hi lothar,

    Thanks so much for writing to WWP Tech Support today! My engineers assure me that following information should address all of the issues that you have asked about:


    The head of the Galactic Confederation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet) -- 178 billion average) by mass implanting.

    He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb on the principal volcanoes (Incident 2) and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic Area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged."

    His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means of circuits etc. were placed in the implants. When through with his crime Loyal Officers (to the people) captured him after 6 years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is.

    "They" are gone. The place (Confed.) has since been a desert.


    If you continue having difficulties or concerns, please let us know! Thanks for choosing WhyWeProtest dot net, have a great evening!
  28. ARC Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    1:Yes, but only temporarily; they can fix them with expensive sec checking and security consultants - they'll recoup those costs by suing you for posting OTIII contrary to trade secret rules.
    2: No.
    3: No, but there is a thread about shining flashlights into Scientology's cameras, and New York Anons have shown it actually works. Lasers are not recommended though.
    4: Tattoo it to your forehead.
    5: Yes, if you make a vBulletin theme for us like that, we'll include it as an optiion.
    6: Sure, if you make that.
    7: Yes: Cafepress.com
    8: Yes: http://www.ripnroll.com/customcondoms.htm
    9: Thanks.
  29. Fuckeye Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    I'd like to speak with your supervisor.
  30. none given Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Here's a thought;
    Feel free to edit.
  31. Haruhi Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    That's not a question.
  32. Herro Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Dear WWP support staff, why does it burn when I pee?
  33. none given Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    True.
    Here's one: Would you read my last post in this thread and consider implimenting something of the sort?

    nb4 that's not a tech question.

    True. But this thread is as close as we have ever come to customer service.
  34. Haruhi Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Hi Herro,

    Thank you for writing to WWP Tech Support. Normally, we cannot provide support for issues outside of our scope of products, such as your penis.

    However, since it has been within 28 days since you last had anal intercourse with Sue, your penis is covered by our limited warranty.

    If it burns only after urination, you can try treating the area with a common remedy such as Ben Gay. If it's burning during urination, I would suggest combining the Ben Gay with a urethral sound - you can try up to a 00ga sound on your first try.

    Please let us know if there's anything else we can help you with, have a great day and thanks for choosing WhyWeProtest dot net!
  35. Olrik Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    I come to WWP because of the support.
  36. Haruhi Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Hi none given,

    In order to process your support request, we do require that your nudes are submitted with the request. You can submit those via PM, via email or via Thunderdome.

    Please understand that this is to ensure a timely response and to further assist you. Thanks for choosing WhyWeProtest dot net, have a great day!
  37. LilDebbie Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Dear WWP Tech Support,

    How do I shot web?

    Love,
    Spidey
  38. Herro Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Ok I put BenGay on and now it really hurts. Can you offer any further advice?
  39. Haruhi Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Hi Spidey,

    We at WWP Tech Support would be delighted to address your issue. Luckily, it has a fairly simple solution but it does sometimes require some hard work.

    Just keep going until it feels good, man.

    Please let us know if we can be of further assistance. Thanks for choosing WWP!


    Hi Herro,

    Did you try the urethral sound? For maximum efficiency, you do want to make sure that you lubricate the sound with the Ben Gay.

    Please let me know how this turns out.
  40. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: WWP Tech Support/Ask A Mod

    Dear WWP tech support.
    I ordered a custom caek for Thunderdome and now it has arrived I don't know how to get it to the TD'ers so they can eat it.
    I don't want to get it damaged as it is so pretty.


    346806cakes.jpg


    Hmm, it seems to have come with a little card saying &quot;EAT THIS, THUNDERDOME&quot; by someone called McGoo?
    Well, I guess it is the thought that counts....

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