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Willow Smith's turn to bomb on twitter

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by Ersatz, Jul 9, 2014.

  1. Ersatz Global Moderator

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  2. The Internet Member

    Lol gratuitous “therefore."

    A challenge for rhymers with talent out there: “Kickin’ it Willow Style.” Compose lyrics with way too many “therefore.” For the lulz. I will donate a fish vid for the visuals if necessary.
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  3. A.O.T.F Member

    Oh FFS
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  4. The Internet Member

    A good start for the lyrics here: http://sebpearce.com/bullshit

    Just add the “therefores.” And maybe, “Therefore I whip my hair back n forth,” for the Willow recognition factor.
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  5. A.O.T.F Member

    You will soon be the source of income deep within the unlimited pulsation of an infinitely expanding dick.

    [IMG]
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  6. Kilia Member

    Gawd, she's really spaced out!!
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  7. BlooAnon Member

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  8. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Summity left the weed out again....
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  9. RightOn Member

    Someone needs to make a video of the Smiths.
    Include this video below with the copied tweets from the two brainwashed "childrenz"
    and put it in one gorgeous video with the title:
    "What Scientology Did to the Smith Family" or Scientology Turns Your Brain into Mush"
    His nuttiness really starts at :050. The WTF look on Tavis's face is priceless.

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  10. RightOn Member

    let's not forget Jada at the "Red Table" :rolleyes:
    I love when she says, "my friends ask me why am I not working or doing movies" (not verbatim)
    and her reason is "her kids".
    Hawthorne was cancelled. Thankfully. Are people really beating down Jada's door to do movies and shows?
    I call bullshit. I think the only thing she will be in is if her own money is put into it.



    I can not stand this pretentious, self righteous family who think they shit roses.
    The Smiths =ICK
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  11. anon8109 Member

    Hi,

    Willow Smith is twelve years old, and what is this?
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  12. A.O.T.F Member


    Really bad parenting skills.
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  13. RightOn Member

    more Willow knowingness

    "We all need to learn how to harmoniously live on this planet without frying it like those systematic French fries the government feeds us."

    "I just felt like people needed to hear what I had to say, man," Willow reveals. "I feel like I can really give people a different view on things."

    "depression is not an answer, it's a question."

    the end of the article said:

    "This has been your periodic reminder that the Smith family is insane."
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  14. A.O.T.F Member

    Truth be told, I feel kind of sorry for the kid. Because that's what she is, a kid. It's not her fault that she was born into that world.

    ""We all need to learn how to harmoniously live on this planet without frying it like those systematic French fries the government feeds us."

    I'm going to give her an A on that one.


    ^ Scientology indoctrination. Tell me I'm wrong.
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  15. The Internet Member

    You think we should wait a few years before we try to send Willow a, "something's wrong, dear" message?
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  16. Kilia Member

    Scientology at it's best. Fucking up people on a daily basis for a nominal fee of only a few thousand to millions of dollars.
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  17. Mr. Magoo Member

    If my 12yo kid was trying to come up with crappy Stuart Smalley-type sayings he thought were really intellectual and deep, he would probably come up with shit that is just as stupid as Willow's.

    However, we will never know for sure, because my kid doesn't have a Twitter account because he is 12 years old. Twelve-year-olds have no business on Twitter. If her parents were doing their job they would yank her from social media, kick the adult "family friends" out of her bedroom, and put her in (real, academic) school.
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  18. I see two future reservations at an exclusive, posh Narconon under the names of Rat-Child#1 and Rat-Child#2.
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  19. fishypants Moderator



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  20. RightOn Member

    Incomplete fairy tales are the reality of the systematic French fries of depression. When you find yourself, the creation of love is the question of manufacturing reality

    hey! I think I did got it!
    A did a Willow-ism!
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  21. fishypants Moderator


    Sounds like https://twitter.com/NotDeepak
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  22. RightOn Member

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  23. Kilia Member

    How much ya gonna charge??
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  24. RightOn Member


    one cute kitteh
    well at first....
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