Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Anonymous, Jan 13, 2014.
I understand otters have very thick coats for staying warm in cold waters. They also keep people warm as well.
I still have not received
any followup as to my offer to be the human turncoat. My offer remains for the time being.
Why yes, my pretty. Welcome to the otter side. We have delishus sushi caek.
Can you swim?
like a fish
Mmmmm sushi caek
Our last human operatives did not work out well.
Otter and Flounder, RIP.
However, the council has agreed to give you a shot.
Your sekkrit otter code-name shall be 'quisling'. You will be contacted.
Awesome news, turncoat Quisling reporting for duty
This does not concern you.
Did we mention that while performing official duties, uniforms are mandatory? We only have them in Small, Smaller and Really Fukkin Small. I am sure you can scrunch down into one and remain totally inconspicuous.
Reporting for duty!
Are you sure no one will know who I am?
I was gonna do that. Well played.
You'll blend right in. Just chew the sushi cake thoughtfully and nod a lot.
Arrrrggh! I came here with this offering to the otter council by way of thanks for the trust placed in me, only to discover we have already been infiltrated!
Someone must have read this thread, they have usurped my quisling identity and are masquerading as me. I take my responsibilities to The New World Otter very seriously so felt it prudent to make this known immediately.
your humble turncoat,
AKA The real Quisling
I can has Anonymous Otter?
I love u all.
I am guessing your sekkrit otter code name will be fishyotterpants.
Edit: Long Otter is loooooooooong.
New World Otter... Good name. Glad I thought of it.
BooYa! Agent Quisling reporting for duty! whats the order of the day?
Btw Not enjoying the lack of thumbs in this otter suit.
I am assuming you meant "otter of the day", but that's not important right now.
You are to sow discord and distrust among the humans.
We will fight them on the beaches, and on the beaches, and on the beaches.
Well, you get it.
Right you are, discord here we come. bwahhahahaha < otters do that, dont they?
Patience little one.
If you ask politely Thumbs will visit and taunt you.
Let me see. I had my can of otter spray around here somewhere. Vile, pesky creatures.
What? Another one wants me?
One would think a mod would know how to attach a file, wouldn't one?
See i told yoo you humans were so thoroughly human, you guyz stand no chance against the coming new world otter, give it up naow!
What are you talking about?
Unlike me, he was smart enough to quote.
Bwahahahaha my discord its working see. damn I'm good.
Tara? What are you talking about?
Oh lolol i suck at this sock thing lolo.olololo.ol
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