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Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by Anonymous, Oct 30, 2009.

  1. WTF Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Steve Fishman recently sent me an e mail reporting that Barbara Schwarz and Gary Scarff were twins separated at birth. Reportedly the recent animosities are sibling rivalry and the apparent psychosis is due to L Ron Hubbard genetic line inheritance.

    Trufax.
  2. tazor Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    OMG! Poor Smurf. hahaha
  3. Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    She *really was* the President of the Church of Scientology of Germany for about a year in the 1980s. There should be dox on this somewhere.
  4. Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    The "Prodigal Son" and the "Nuthouse Daughter"?


    ....this is all starting to make sense to me now.
  5. Etain Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Okay, I admit I started laughing at that APP interview. Then i read this little tidbit.


    Umm... ahh... aye...


    Okay...

    If I met her in person, I'd probably start backing away very slowly. Hell, I'd probably run.

    This woman is a certified super-ultra-deluxe fruit salad topped with lots of nuts.
  6. Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Years ago I gave up arguing with her. It can be humorous, and trolling her is sooooo easy, but after a while, its just a huge waste of time.
  7. stuwyatt Member

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    Am I one of the only ones who actually feels sorry for her? The poor woman is obviously delusional and sounds as though she is mentally ill (and in real need of psych intervention lol)...
  8. Smurf Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    C'mon, WTF. Gimme a break.

    Obviously, you're still pissed about my revealing the intimate relationship you had with Rosie O'Donnell.

    Trufax.
  9. AngryGayPope1 Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    She was the "President" for 8 months of a fledging org in Munich. She WAS NOT the "President of Scientology in Germany".

    She served in a post that no one else wanted at the time. Obviously, it didn't work out for her either.

    Babbles real name by the way is Barbette Bretschneider Schwarz.
  10. AngryGayPope1 Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Barbara has been in & out of mental institutions in Utah. She's even sued several of them to get copies of her records & what psychiatrists written about her.. to no avail.

    She excoriated critics for being criminals and claimed she was never arrested until Scarff posted her criminal arrest record from Salt Lake City on ARS. Then she denied & admitted to it claiming she only stole a couple of pralines from a grocer because she hadn't eaten in 2 weeks.

    She later threatened to sue the grocer for having her arrested. Barbara was convicted (she denies this) and placed on 3 years bench probation with a $60 fine.

    Unfortunately, the mental health system is not set up to house crazies on a full time basis.
  11. Anonynamefag Member

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    I stand corrected; the ear implants must have confused me.

    Babbles was the President of an Org in Germany.
  13. Magoo Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    There is a possibler solution to moonbattery of BS, it'd be a one-way ticket to Marty's doorstep.
    to me it'd be liek soooo much justice XP (a reunion film would be worth weight in Marcabian Zorks imho)

    (and Gary would breathe easier too lol)

    :D
  14. Anon123456 Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    oops , sorry i thought this thread was about baby shorts. pic related

    [IMG]
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    Does anyone have this woman's phone number? I would love to call her up and pretend to be Marty's new wife.

    Or, really to say anything... just to get her to go batshit. It'd be funny as fuck.
  16. Magoo Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    /r/ you record this and put it on YouTube.

    I remember it being on yellowbook.com in Salt Lake City.
  17. Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Go to ars, and post a thread with her name in the title. She usually responds. She's a complete attention whore.
  18. Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    sounds like a plan!
  19. Smurf Member

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    Hey, no problem.

    At least you're not beleaguered by the remote-control fleas Babbles claims I put in people's ears to mind control them.
  20. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    WTF wtf wtf??? ^^^^

    You aren't jokin' us either I suspect~ Good frikken all what's edible!

    Yikes!

    XP
  21. Smurf Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Barbara Schwarz
    335 E Broadway
    Salt Lake City, UT 84111-2660
    (801) 521-4462

    Tell her that her favorite Nazi agent sent you.
  22. Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    fify

    Show up at her door, wearing nothing but ear implants and a smile.
  23. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Lol, am picturin' one of Hamburg's head-crabs XP

    Still thinkin' a nice dinner date with Marty would be, um, nice, but.........would it be the real Marty or one of his Texas clones?
    *cue eerie space music ala 1950's*

    XP
  24. Blue Goo Member

  25. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Yeeeeeps!


    Good....frikken...grief.


    :rolleyes:
  26. tazor Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?


    Ok. Maybe that's the reason she got into the cult in the first place. She kept being sent to the loony bin and didn't like it so she hooked up with people who also don't like loony bins but who should also be in one.
  27. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Her only taker, so far:

    beveragespew-lol.gif

    Nice.
  28. Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    This is a woman who needs to be poked with a stick a bit for our amusement.
  29. xenubarb Member

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    I did that until my stick wore out. I do feel sorry for her; trapped in a mindset that dismisses the mental health care she so obviously needs.
  30. xenubarb Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Uh...that is not Babbles Bunny. I'm pretty sure I recognise my own face. That there is Xenubarb Bunny. Make a note of it.

    Also I wouldn't be caught dead in a ratty old farmworker hat like that.
  31. Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    ^^^^
    stuck in an electronic incident




























    with a dead battery
  32. iaxiloll Member

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  33. Smurf Member

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    Oh I know, its SO obvious. We should to buy her a (one way) plane ticket to visit Marty.
  35. Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Does Babs know that there are still Nazi Hunters in Israel that she can call about the Nazi Psych-occupied United States Government?
  36. WTF Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Oops, just saw this.

    What part would you like broken?









    (I want my money back, you weren't supposed to spill the Rosie beans)
  37. Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Beans aren't white and crawling. *shudder*



    XP
  38. Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?


    I bet if you bat your eyes and smile coyly, he might even take you dancing after dinner! :)
  39. Sponge Member

  40. Anon123456 Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    it has to be a troll, nobody is that crazy.

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