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Discussion in 'Education, Research and Inside Reports' started by Anonymous, Jun 25, 2009.

  1. the_cloak Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    No no. Do it right faggot. A bunch of anti-scilon propoganda occasionally punctuated by

    DAVID MISCAVIGE IS KAPUT!
  2. BlooAnon Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag


    You made me giggle. :3
  3. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Tra...la...la...dee-dah!


    Itch a song! :D

    :) (lord I hope the staff waste their HF bandwidth passing this shit on to the We Maggot! bwahahahahahah)

    Have a great cruise David Miscavigeya little daffodil!

    :)
  4. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    [IMG]
  5. eddieVroom Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    diminutive fists
    David Miscaviage rages
    assraeped by Bubba
  6. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Haiku me likes! ^^^apropo^^^

    David's failing fame
    A draconian empire
    Under seige by truth.

    :)
  7. Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    I just wanna sneak up behind him at Flag and scream
    DAVID MISCAVIGE
  8. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    That's it?

    Ya goota have some sort of follow-up!

    XP
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    then this?

    cat-+on-the-ceiling.jpg
  10. Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Sad news for any Sea Org members who speak nostalgically about food.

    "Don't you miss cabbage?"



    ....I'll be here all week.
  11. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    YO DAWG, I HERD U LIEK David Miscavige SO WE PUT A David Miscavige IN YO David Miscavige SO YO CAN David Miscavige WHILE YOU David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige
  12. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    I'm still frikken laughing an hour later (simple mind am I yes) :D

    (visions of all of them sitting at McD's or the cafeteria and getting a paranoid alla sudden 'Shhhhhhhhhh! don't fucking say that!' , um, errrrr)

    Oh nm, I sux.....

    :)
  13. whosit Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    I'm not sure who you are you talking about. Would it happen to be

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  14. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Not sure if it is a recent "development", but it is current information. (Not old info.)

    OP
  15. Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Isn't he a little bit short for that?
  16. Anonymous Member

  17. Olrik Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    I can say
    Can you ?
  18. Oswald2001 Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Why not just a plain and simple..."Slappy" Miscavige?
  19. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Wasn't there a Slappy Penguin kids thingy?
    It fits, same height, suit, fish breath..........
    XP
    brb/hunting penguins


  20. zebrafaced Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    1. Call Flag
    2. Ask for He Who Must Not Be Named, the Dark Lord, or You-Know-Who.
    3. ????
    4. PROFIT
  21. Apotheker Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    This remember me....

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfGd3G6dg&feature=related]YouTube - Knights Who Say Ni[/ame]
  22. Ravenmore Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    If you're a Scientologist and you know it Say David Miscaviage!
  23. BigBeard Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag


    a. Because it sounds cool.

    b. Because El Ron liked to play mind games, controlling people with an enlisted position that technically isn't even part of the chain of command (COB is the senior enlisted advisor to the commanding officer and executive officer) in the real Navy.

    BigBeard
  24. BigBeard Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    While I appreciate the sentiment, a slightly OT point regarding color choices.

    Approximately 10 percent of the population is color blind to some shade of yellow.

    Until I copied it into a text editor, to me your banner looked like:

    "Have a great cruise" [big blank spot] "ya little daffodil!"

    Based on other content in the thread, I suspected DAVID MISCAVIGE was the missing piece. But until I checked I couldn't be sure.

    Web page designers that use yellow text on a light background should find another line of work.

    Now back to your regurlarly scheduled DAVID MISCAVIGE slap fest.

    BigBeard
  25. Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    I don't think it's that because it's been like this for years. I think it's more of a, "He's so special that saying his name is disrespectful" kind of thing. You could say Mr. Miscavige or DM but, depending on how hardcore the person was that you were talking to, they might think you weren't respecting the dwarf. To cover all bases you would say COB.

    Dwarf Miscavige is Chairman Of the Beatings.
  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Yah but it's not easy to be heard over all the car horns.
  27. DeathHamster Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Who's the leader of the cult
    That's made for you and me
    M-i-s-c-a-v-i-g-e...
  28. basil Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    COB... instead of SOB?
  29. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

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  30. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Here's ColorBlindExt, a Firefox plugin for color blind folk (link to a WIP version for never versions of Firefox is at the bottom of the page:

    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/5001 also, cocks
  31. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    No, the COB (see-oh-bee) the scilos use when referring to slaphappy squirrel miscavige stands for chairman of the board (of the religious technology center).
  32. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    slappywhite.gif

    Slappy White
  33. Anonymous Member

  34. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    All I have to do is highlight it and it turns different colors.
  35. AnotherMrPink Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    So, protest signs should feature David Miscavige.

    And battle cries over bullhorns should be shouting "David Miscavige"

    Go "Noonan!" like from Caddyshack.

    or "Steve Perry!" from Baseketball

    with the midgets name?
  36. FUCK Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Yes! Do eet.
  37. Lorelei Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    This reminds me of a totally unrelated anecdote. When my mother was little, my grandfather received a gag gift from one of his "wacky" buddies: a fancy gift box, covered in fancy gold foil and calligraphy, lined in red velvet(een), displaying a dried corn cob with a power cord + plug hot-glued to it.

    The label on the box read: "NEW & IMPROVED! Electric Toilet Paper, For The Gentleman Who Has It All."

    I spotted it on a shelf in his home office when I was about 6 and they could not really explain the joke to me. (Apparently, the use of corn cobs for certain sanitary purposes has fallen into disfavour now that toilets are generally installed INDOORS and flush.)

    I'm sure that, in the late 50s, this was, as funny gag gifts go, considered on a par with fake dog pewp and plastic "ice" cubes with fake forseflies embedded inside. HIGH-LARIOUS!

    Anyway, I saw the picture above, and read "David Miscavige," and... well, I'm not sure why I even thought of that particular story.

    Never mind.
  38. pooks Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    I don't know the exact Hubbard policy but per Hubbard, staff/SO are to refer to each other by post title rather than name. Just one more step in dehumanizing people.

    I saw this a lot at the Boston org after the ED came back from training at the International Training Org, run by the SO.

    DM would be referred to as COB or DM. He gets the status of being DM because LRH was referred to by his initials as well.

    In a Scio's eyes to refer to him as Miscavige would be disrespectful. I suppose Mr. Miscavige would be OK.
  39. AnotherMrPink Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Pooks:

    Would David the cock whore midget Miscavige be respectable as well for Sea Org?
  40. pooks Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    I'm not sure, but I certainly approve.

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