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  1. Anonymous Member

    Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag


    A conversation with someone recently at Flag tells how the word "Miscavige" is not to be uttered at Flag. He-who-must-not-be-named is always called "COB" (see oh bee). Sometimes he's called "DM" (dee em) but only in a whispered hush.

    If you say "Miscavige" or "David Miscavige", the Sea Org staff glance around wildly in fear to see if anyone heard that.

    I fell off my chair laughing when I heard that.

    Unfortunately, the person telling this story was serious.
  2. TinyDancer Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    The OP is a reliable.





    DAVID MISCAVIGE IS SO INADEQUATE.
  3. BlooAnon Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Valdemort.jpg

    Smile Davey!
  4. CantPickaName Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    what if you say his name 3 times looking in a mirror?
  5. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
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    Dedicated to the poor shmucks at flag.
  6. Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    So is saying his name supposed cause engrams or something?

    Is this a recent development?
  7. Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    What a sad place to be. I feel for anyone that got sucked in with the promises and lies. I Just think that could have been me. Thank God I grew up in Maine where the $cis werent really around. Oh BTW ......
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  8. The Shadow Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    I'd be all like

    "Show me where in HUBBARD'S TECH it says I can't say his name"
  9. diesel1967 Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Why would scientologists want to utter the name David Miscavige anyway? He's a complete embarressment to their church.
  10. Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Fix'd.

    Also,
    DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
    DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
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    Also, Lisa Macpherson? Still dead.
  11. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    this thread is now about brainstorming raid chants with the word miscavige in them. for starters "miscavige is good, miscavige is great, we surrender our will as of this date!"
  12. The Shadow Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Miscavige is a nut
    He has a rubber butt
    Every time he turns around it goes 'put-put'


    (I have no guilt over stealing a joke from a show that stopped being funny ten years ago and should not still be on the air and strongly supported by its parent network when they have had something much better for the past six years)
  13. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Tech's closed due to Squirrelling.

    We'd have nigras to make the point, but they're all scrubbing floors, as-per Hubbard's letters
  14. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

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  15. Snake Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Ckearwater anons need to get a microphone and play on repeat someone saying david miscavige is a midget. That would be LLLUUUULLLZZYYYYY
  16. Skeptic1337 Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    I actually lol'd.
  17. Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    The following is sponsored by the terraces of the Associated Football League. It's only tangentially related, because the crowd on the terraces don't care enough.

    "There's only one Stumpy Dave
    One Stumpy Dave"

    ('There's Only One XXXXX')

    "Your COB's a Squirrel
    Your COB's a Squirrel"

    ('The Referee's A Wanker')

    "Dave Miscavige
    Dave Miscavige
    Ron won't save you any more
    Ron won't save you any more"

    ('Bread of Heaven')
  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    OP's telling the truth and when DM does deign to show up at Flag he has two women who follow right behind him---from the description of the women I am guessing one of them is Laurisse Stuckenbrock and i'm not sure who the other one is. everyone else follows behind the women and they walk with their heads down. no one says DM's name even when he's not around.
  19. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    we aren't allowed to use microphones in clearwater. it's why we can now project our voices like fucking opera singers. we like to mix it up and yell about DM and Hubbard.
  20. DeathHamster Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    And what if you loudly say Poodle boy?
  21. the anti Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    oh, i get it now. you say each letter, not as a word
  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    the other anons start humping you.
  23. Anon-007 Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Indeed. You pronounce COB phonetically as "Ker hunt".
  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    This makes me LOL.

    Obvious reference was obvious, but no less amusing
  25. OHSHI Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Alright as an ex check this out... they have so many different post changes it seems this is why they stick to titles and not names. If the staff are acting weirded out by someone saying Miscavige... this raises some new possibilities of what's going on.
  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    So they're using "DM" cause next leedar will be Danger Mouse?
  27. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    obviously they have been ethics'd for saying that faggots name

    DAVID FAGGOT MISCAVIGE
  28. OHSHI Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Nah that part of the story doesn't add up. I was going along the lines of if they're saying just "COB" then maybe they took him out of power. But it's hopeful thinking.

    I don't see any other reason why Flag would be shunning people from saying Miscavige. But yet again were trying to make sense out of crazy so nvm.
  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Can WE start calling him Danger Mouse then?
  30. mrfyde Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    I am just going to take a guess that they are trying to promote the idea of it being a security risk. Building up paranoia.

    Or maybe just actually seeing him or hearing his name would have more importance and create a more emotional response.

    But maybe he just wants to sound important.
  31. OHSHI Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    There's tech on that... like hardly being seen as a leader, etc.

    It's why you never see his wife, just like you generally don't see dictators wives. Takes away the mystique.

    edit: except in the scilon version the wife is locked up supposedly.
  32. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    I suspect that mentioning his name causes a darkish green bile to form in the bowel region that finds the path of least resistance to the outside world, and mixed with rice, is not nice....
    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    ?

    xp

    'Hey! Hey!
    David Miscavige!
    We grow up!
    You remain Savage!'

    'Beat your staff or beat your meat!
    Wee Dwarf Davey is such a treat!'

    'Davey and Tommy
    Sittin' inna tree
    M E SS T I N G

    First comes Love!
    Then comes Marriage!
    Here Comes LRonny
    In a baby carriage!' (ya ya, bad :( )

    :D



    or sumthin' :D
  33. Shinythings Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    David Miscavige
    is suppressing you!

    This thread is now about gay chants/poetry
  34. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

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  35. subrosa Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    "Who's your leader,
    The little SP
    Its the midget
    C.O.B."
  36. Anonymous Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    We speak in hushed tones, Old Bean.

  37. Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    So... What you're trying to say is David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige

    Amirite?
  38. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Kind of. I really meant David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige
  39. Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    Oh you meant David Miscavige?
  40. xenubarb Member

    Re: Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

    I gotcher COB right here:

    COBorgsm.jpg

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