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Tom's secret "Scientology van"

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by gizmogirl, Nov 24, 2009.

  1. whosit Member

    Re: Tom's secret "Scientology van"

    vans?


  2. birdlegs53 Member

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    I was just in the grocery store and saw yet another gossip mag with the headline "Twins for Katie and Tom" with some outrageous dollar amount, I dunno, make $15 Mil?
  3. James Smith Member

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    how did this thread get this long and not have a pedobear reference?
  4. PresidentShaw Member

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    Please tell me you did not just say that....

    Kill yourself. Seriously

    Tom Cruise is already a joke, at this point, celeb bashing has absolutely zero effect and is just like pissing in an ocean of piss, but if you want to feel like reading star magazine then making a thread about it has any effect, please suit yourself.

    Private encrypted microwave link eh? This kind of stuff must cost at least 15 MILLION LOLLARS!!!!!
  5. gizmogirl Member

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    "Tom Cruise is already a joke, at this point, celeb bashing has absolutely zero effect and is just like pissing in an ocean of piss"

    I take it that you have never glanced at the fan sites for Tom. There are still tons of people who are still fans and seem to HAVE NEVER HEARD of Scientology. They are the ones who do not watch "serious" news stories and would be targets for the cult due to their fandom of Tom.

    "celeb bashing has absolutely zero effect" dox or stfu

    Many people who are now aware of Tom's cult connections will not go and see his movies, and in the end, having people pay to see him on the screen is the total base of his use for the cult.

    "if you want to feel like reading star magazine then making a thread about it has any effect, please suit yourself"

    Thank you so much for telling me how to think and act. If you don't want to read about Tom, don't click the button.
  6. PresidentShaw Member

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    Then he's not a very good spokesperson is he?
  7. gizmogirl Member

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    My bad. It should have been "have never heard of the crimes, and destruction of people and their families by the cult"
  8. Skeptic1337 Member

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    Good job.

    I was trying to figure out who you fit a bed + gear and shit in a van. Hell most of them don't have enough head room to stand and not nearly enough room for a proper bed.

    Then I saw your shoop which seems to make davey a bit taller and all was revealed.

    No wonder he lends it to tom cruise. Not many people on this planet are 4 feet tall and believe in alien parasites and are afraid of the word xenu.
  9. Random guy Member

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    Sure, but it is fun!
  10. James Smith Member

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    That is so shooped! DM is at least half a foot shorter.
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  12. _You_ Member

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    Why would Tom Cruise have a mobile command center, if he wasn't in command?
  13. Major Boyle Member

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    You know, I'd dearly love to be able to see the cult's expense sheet for all their shit they put in to protect themselves from imagined enemies. Razor wire around their compound -check. Computer system to data mine the world - check. Surveillance outposts all along the hills around gold - check.

    Watching the cult go bankrupt from LOLsuits - priceless.

    Wonder if Moxon charges them full price for their services or is he another one of those "cheap OTs for service" type guyz?
  14. _You_ Member

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    But does it have a bobble-head Hubbard on the dash?
  15. _You_ Member

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    I think Moxon charges for his services to keep up appearances that he's an outside lawyer, which is also why he keeps an office separate from the Scientology building, but in reality he works for them for free, and spends much of his time in the OSA offices.
  16. PresidentShaw Member

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    What computer system to data mine the world, and what private microwave link? The scilons only dream of such things.

    Please provide source etc...

    Otherwise I call moonbat. Although I called moonbat on you a long time ago.

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  17. _You_ Member

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    lol major boyle, you know you can trust him shaw. I'm sure he can literally pick up the phone and ask goerge bush and various senators for dox of their data mining system.
  18. eddieVroom Member

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  19. WTF Member

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    Trufax

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  20. _You_ Member

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  22. Rheinländer Member

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    I think he dream of this...
  23. Rheinländer Member

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    Tom Cruise arrived the secret command center...
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  24. FreakE420 Member

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  25. PresidentShaw Member

  26. _You_ Member

    Re: Tom's secret "Scientology van"

    That comes from FCC license databases, dude. Put away the tinfoil yourself. But the photographs in that thread shows a satellite antenna, not directional microwave.

    As for the computer system to data mine the world, I've never heard about that before. Does Scientology run their own version of Google? What I HAVE heard about is that they used a linguistic analysis system to try to identify anonymous ARS posters.
  27. Sponge Member

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  28. veravendetter Member

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  29. FreakE420 Member

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  30. Skeptic1337 Member

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    I'm kinda shocked that shaw reeled in Boyle with his 15 million line.

    inb4anonybank
  31. iaxiloll Member

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    Much too many images of DM.

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  32. FreakE420 Member

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    .
  33. veravendetter Member

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  34. PresidentShaw Member

    Re: Tom's secret "Scientology van"

    oh u
  35. anoninoob Member

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  36. AnonymousNow Member

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    "Spy van" would be odd to create from whole cloth. When these sorts of rags make stuff up, they usually don't hold back.
  37. Re: Tom's secret "Scientology van"

    HAHAHAHAHA
  38. _You_ Member

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    BFG has seen the van.
  39. thetanic Member

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    Wanna bet Tom's secret van has a safe bolted inside so he can keep his materials inside? I bet he audits there and he keeps his meter and stuff inside.
  40. Optimisticate Member

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