Tom's secret "Scientology van" This month's Star Magazine has an article titled "Katie's $15 Million Tell-All" which coyly tells all about the things that she "could" put in a tell-all report that would embarrass Tom; TC's plastic surgery, his freaky cleaning standards, etc etc etc. All old news. There was one new thing however I found interesting. "Katie may also decide to go public about Tom's secret Scientology mobile unit, a black American-made van that looks like a regular vehicle on the outside, but inside is fitted with high-tech gadgets, monitors and computer equipment worthy of a spy flick. "Tom spends a ton of time in that van." says a source. "It's how he keeps in touch with Scientologists all over the world. It's padded so no one can hear anything on the outside. Not too many people get to see the inside of this thing. He takes it to movie shoots. When he's in L.A. it stays with the Scientologists at their Hollywood Centre. It's very hush-hush." WTF!?! I know that Tom likes to play spy, but really, his own spy van? He also, apparently, parades around the house in military uniforms like the ones in Top Gun and Valkyrie. "It makes him feel handsome." It must also make him feel like LRH, who also liked to wear uniforms. The whole article is how Katie is blackmailing TC for more money to re-sign the marriage contract. All I can think is "Why?", she obviously has no liking or respect for him.