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Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Anonymous, Dec 13, 2011.

  1. Anonymous Member

  2. Anonymous Member

  3. Random guy Member

    What is that ... thing?
  4. RightOn Member

    plastic surgery gone wild.
    she looks like the Grinch who Stole Christmas
    just hope Tommy boy didn't talk her into any "worthy causes"
  5. Anonymous Member

    The Spanish Infanta she aint

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  6. Anonymous Member

    I wonder what is her ruin .. oh wait
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  7. Anonymous Member

    She reminds me of that Scieno woman who kept the kids from entering a fastfood place while wearing masks.
  8. Anonymous Member

    omg yes - Noelle North and the Spanish duchess, whose full name is Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva .. separated at birth???

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  10. xenubarb Member

    With enough plastic surgery you, too, can look like Xenu!
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  11. Anonymous Member

    I think a little more lip-filler would balance things out nicely.
  12. Triumph Member

    with a fifty cent name like
    "Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva"
    what'd ya expect

    looks like Gollum escaped
    lordofthecults.jpg
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  13. Anonymous Member


    failce0.jpg kcj5s5.png
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  14. AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! PASS THE EYE BLEACH SOMEONE!! asap!!!
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  15. xenubarb Member

    How clever. Floral vines to obscure varicose veins? Also lol @ witch shoes.
  16. Django Member

    It says she brought along her new husband, 25 years her junior. Which begs the question: What would YOU hit for $5 Billion?

    5 BILLion dollars. I'd think pretty hard about that. I mean, anyone who looks like that can't be expected to live all that long, right? So....wedding night. Maybe another one during the honeymoon. Lights strictly off, of course, and missionary position only. After that, you suddenly develop a chronic, uncurable urinary tract infection. And a rare lung disease - no kissing dearest, sorry, only thinking of your health I'll get you some tea, 'K?

    So....twice. 3 times, tops. 5 billion buckaroonies. I'd give it some thought, yeah...
  17. LocalSP Member

    Missionary? Hell it would have to be reverse cowgirl with a bag on her head.
  18. AnonMishka Member

    She is definitely a strange one. Her family vehemently protested against her marriage.
  19. Squirrel King Member

    Off to post this to the various men's fashion boards as his outfit is horrible and inappropriate.
  20. Anonymous Member

    Maybe he has some hickies to hide?
  21. Squirrel King Member

    you would think, but Stubby Miscavige like to burn him with a curling iron
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  22. telomere Member

    -> hot-chicks-with-gf-masks
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  23. sooleater Member

    what a freakshow:
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  24. LocalSP Member

    Tom's come to the stark realization that this is what he'll look like in a few years if he keeps up with the plastic surgery.
  25. tippytoe Member

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  26. Anonymous Member

    Mouton with blue paisley? She is demented. No wonder her family is worried.

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  27. Anonymous Member

    She 85 years old and still sporty. I cut her a lot of slack.

    Not to mention the $4.9 billion.

    You go, girl!
  28. Anonymous Member

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    Say it Tommy... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  29. Apparently she has now moved on since her husband died in a wreck at Roswell all those years ago.

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  30. Anonymous Member

    TCDuchess.jpg

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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  31. Anonymous Member

    With all that money you'd thnk she would get somethng done with that hair.

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