Tom Took Suri To Disneyland

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Anonymous, Jan 26, 2012.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Tom Took Suri To Disneyland

    Suri needed a break from her ridiculous plastic fantasy life so Tom took her to Disneyland. Aaaaaaand that is a gay-ass outfit Tom. That shirt alone caused gaydar to explode from coast to coast. And then there's the green man-purse. By the way, Suri's face is not all busted up. She had hearts painted on it. Cause having someone paint hearts on your face is fun. You know what's not fun? Waiting all alone on a bench while your daddy talks to his friend in the bushes. What could they be talking about in there? Don't turn around Suri! Daddy told you never to turn around when he's talking in the bushes!

    Why do I always get the feeling Suri would rather have her fingernails pulled out than hang with Tom? Is he that much of a drag? He must be the "strict" parent. As opposed to Katie who is the "lets her get away with everything including kicking homeless people and setting cars on fire" parent. Please tell me Tom didn't let her go on any rides after drinking that giant thing of soda. Please please please tell me he has more sense than that.
  2. Anonymous Member

    Suri surely looks fugly (and horribly pale. WTF, where do they keep her? In the dungeons along Cruise' slaves?)
  3. My eyes are so tired from reading threads today, that I thought the thread title here was: Tom Took Smurf To Disneyland. :(
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  5. Anonymous Member

    It's winter, ffs, and she's a little kid. Little girls' legs should be pale and not tanned.
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  6. xenubarb Member

    LOLWUT? California here...90 degrees in January, hello! That kid doesn't get outside at all...she has that lavender caste to her skin that comes from only coming out at night.
  7. Herro Member

    What does this have to do with Scientology?
  8. Anonymous Member

    No less pale than daddy.
    Where's she kept? In auditing sessions, of course!
  9. Anonymous Member

    You're the Scientologist - so tell us.
  10. Sonichu Moderator

    Nothing. That's why it's filed under the "Celebrity News" Sub forum. Where even the most Mundane shit about the celebs we watch get's posted here.

    Also, I have a feeling that bag is supposed to be a back pack for Suri... it's got 2 straps and they have the sliding adjustments on them. So I think this guy is mostly taking the mickey (pun intended) out of this photo.
  11. Anonymous Member

    This is Good news. 2 Tickets to Disneyland is Money that the Cult won't get. Even at that level this pleases me.
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  12. Aurora Member

    Tom and Suri go out for a "fun" day, so WTF is Tom wearing work boots? (Is he planning on kicking some ass or is he just an ass?)
    And, I must know, was Suri wearing high heels again?

    The slime connection is obvious in this photo. Tom is not wearing a watch - a clear indication that he's got that MEST thing working for him.
  13. Anonymous Member

    HE's got that highly developed sooper oatee time sense, ergo needs no watch.
  14. Anonymous Member

    It could also be that it's Disney Company Policy for an employee to escort Celebrities through backstage areas wherever they are going. (Unless the Celeb wants to step out in the crowd... but they have back door ways in and out.

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