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Tom Cruise: When Lipo Goes Wrong

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by xenubarb, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. FreakE420 Member

    Re: Tom Cruise: When Lipo Goes Wrong

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  2. Anonymous Member

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    It might be interesting to see the blobfish face on TC's head and TC's face on his torso.
  3. Anonymous Member

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    Looks like my dad after he lost his favorite cap. "I'm spending my kids inheritance".
    He did too.
  4. Tofuman666 Member

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    It's gonna take a lot of make up to fix that. No topless scenes for him.
  5. xenubarb Member

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    omg freak. I thought of doing this but didn't cuz I didn't wanna look at TC's torso. Got no probs w/ blobfish, he's kinda cute.

    So, thanks for taking the hit. The result is about as I imagined, hard to look at without a shudder.
  6. FreakE420 Member

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  7. xenubarb Member

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    Dude...just stop. Please! ;)
  8. an0nim0uz Member

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    You already made me vomit twice today, congrats.
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  9. Django Member

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    Tom's reached that point in his career when a star that broke into the business and won major roles based on his or her looks or athletic ability settles down and relies on his or her acting ability.

    Wait....
  10. Smurf Member

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    Most of TC's acting gigs nowadays are tied to the his own production company or that of Will Smith's which gives him leverage.

    But, then it becomes his responsibility to help bring in investors who care less that he is a cult wacko; they only care about the profit their investments will bring in.

    Movie directors also have the option, which is often used, in selecting who they want to take on a role versus going through a casting director. TC can probably count on a few friends in the industry to bring him in on film projects.
  11. xenubarb Member

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    Please have them write into the contract that he keep his shirt on. In fact, that'd be a grand sign at the premiere...

    TOM,
    KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON!

    Then that horrible piccie of Blob Cruise.
  12. Anonymous Member

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    I simultaneously lol'd and vomited.


    On a srs note, someone asked about his belly button being so high. That is often the result of having had a tummy tuck. (The horizontal scar would be below his hip bones.)
  13. Rockyj Member

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    FREAK I LOVE YOU! I'm totally LMAO!
  14. Rockyj Member

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  15. Anonymous Member

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    Maybe it wasn't Lipo. Maybe Miscavige used him as a punching bag.
  16. Anonymous Member

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    Tom Cruise is a movie star and beloved by people around the world.
  17. Anonymous Member

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    Agree & I know the feeling coming down from meth.
  18. DeathHamster Member

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    Miscavige really sucks.
  19. Bipolart Member

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    YEAH!!
    I knew I could count on you Freak!
  20. Bipolart Member

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    You should line up his nips with his eyes.

    Still, LMFAO!
  21. Don Carlo Member

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    Tom has too much power on the movie set. Most directors wouldn't let a lead actor go shirtless when the abs look so bad. Tom is in denial, and underlings are too scared to tell him he looks mutilated.
  22. FreakE420 Member

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  23. Anonymous Member

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    You got all that from one picture huh.
  24. grebe Member

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    FreakE, you amaze

    Looks like Tom might be chargin those nips for a quick bolt of OT power.
  25. Re: Tom Cruise: When Lipo Goes Wrong

    They'll just CGI over it.
  26. Re: Tom Cruise: When Lipo Goes Wrong

    I am helplessly spewing expensive beer all over my living room! I demand recompense for the spillage... keyboard...monitor.......speakers...............mouse......................and Post Trauma therapy for my cats....

    Blobtom is absolutely Lovecraftian. They take their true shape as they age, don't they?

    PS: Pain and suffering as well! I swear most of it came out of my nose!
  27. OTBT Member

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    His midsection looked strange even a few years ago.

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    sum similarities
  29. thereckoning Member

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    Remember folks, you will be judged by how you judge others.

    XenuBarb, XenuSmurf, lets see some pictures where you have your shirts off.

    Three words come to mind, "Pot", "Kettle" and "Black".
  30. DeathHamster Member

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    Will they get paid $15 million for doing so? Will someone pay for a staff of personal trainers? Are only perfect physical specimens allowed to comment on the failings of others? Does someone sound a wee bit hurt?

    [SPOILER=Don't look]Nobody tell "thereckoning" about these threads:

    http://forums.whyweprotest.net/291-scientology-discussion/david-miscavige-project-mass-shoop-14813/
    http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-chit-chat/l-ron-hubbard-project-mass-shoop-68281/
    http://forums.whyweprotest.net/291-scientology-discussion/tommy-davis-project-mass-shoop-55462/
    http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-chit-chat/kendrick-moxon-project-mass-shoop-26026/
    http://forums.whyweprotest.net/7-chit-chat/john-carmichael-project-mass-shoop-2-a-16147/

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  31. Re: Tom Cruise: When Lipo Goes Wrong

    It looks more like his abs have been mauled by Raptor Jesus...
  32. RightOn Member

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    Smurf and Barb are not movie stars who promote an abusive cult trying to be someone they are not.
    It is not a case of the pot calling the kettle black
    it is a case of two people talking about Tom's wonky looking kettle.
  33. subgenius Member

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    They don't claim to be in control of matter, energy, space and time.
  34. OTBT Member

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    I dunno, didn't Kirsty just lose 50 pounds? Oh wait, that was her [STRIKE]photoshop[/STRIKE] special diet and not her OT abilitease.
  35. BLiP Member

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    Heh!!

    Shoop masters are masters.
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    Tom Cruise has a big problem with his body thetans, especially some round his p**** are really badly behaved. For more info see the hilarious website below.
    I was a Tom Cruise Body Thetan
  37. enigmacat Member

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    Did you guys see those two pictures of Tommy Boy in his tighty-whities? Check out the second one: Davey M must have just entered the room.:p
  38. Anonymous Member

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    Oh look, a gay joke. How original.

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  39. enigmacat Member

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    It wasn't a "gay joke". Personally, I don't care whether or not Tom Cruise or anyone else for that matter engages in homosexual acts. I was just referring to the obvious hard-on. Whether it was for Katie, LRon or David is irrelevant.

    Now:cool: relax. It's just the Internet.
  40. thereckoning Member

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    Exactly.

    1 person out 10 says something original on this message board and the other 9 out of 10 agree with or repeat the same thing like parrots.

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