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Tom Cruise to Sing Def Leppard, GNR Songs on 'Rock of Ages' Soundtrack

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by failboat, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. Strixcoil Moderator

    I have to agree...Cruise kills any kind of sexiness in the word "rockstar".
  2. grebe Member

    Steroids. More muscle mass, less body fat, almost overnight even if you are 50 years old. Not good for you long-term though. And when you stop the steroids all that bulk turns to fat which you've got to shed, which takes time. Look for Cruise to disappear for a while after the studio doesn't need him out and about doing promotions.
  3. Tourniquet Member

    Guess the cult're gonna have him to the Purification Rundown again...
  4. Anonymous Member

    I think that gives him a little hard on... He will be in the sauna, with Davey, both alone.

    So Cruise must be all like "MOAR STEROIDZ, MOAR!".
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  8. Anonymous Member

    Word on the street is that the sountrack was scored by Arp Cola, himself.

    And the final scene with "whack-off" between the Jive Aces and the Apolla Allstars kicks ass.
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  9. Anonymous Member

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  10. elwood Member

    Eddie and the Cruisers is waaaaay better.
  11. Anonymous Member

    both cruise and the cruisers belong to the lame-ass 80s, and should stay there
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  12. ufofree Member

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  13. 18 Reasons Why Tom Cruise Is the Best Actor of the Last 30 Years
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    "19. His scientology video: Yes, the one that accidentally went viral online. This is pure, unadulterated, mind-blowing genius. If he's acting, it's the role of a lifetime. If he's not acting, it's amazing that someone this fucking crazy can become a megastar, let alone function in the everyday world."
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  14. ufofree Member

    I imagine Shia Lebeouf playing every role at least as well (adjusting for age of course ;-) )
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  16. anon walker Moderator

    LOL...I didn't even have to look to see who posted this. Four years, no improvement. For shame!
  17. anon walker Moderator

    the word you seek is 'gynecoid.' As in 'womanly.' hee.
  18. Cheappassion Member

    Tom Cruise is the least metal man ever . . . .See, I'm here to help.
  19. Anonymous Member

    I'd rather watch Spinal Tap again
  20. At least he's doing a genre where is is not uncommon to find a 5'4" leading man. However, he probably still has to wear lifts to be as tall as Ronnie James Dio.
  21. I would love to see Miscavige play the angry dwarf. He is qualified.

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