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"Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Belladonna, Feb 10, 2010.

  1. Belladonna Member

    "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

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    Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent | Hecklerspray
  2. RightOn Member

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    ick
  3. CantPickaName Member

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    if there is a pool im saying...oh...40 mil at the box office
  4. Anonymous Member

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    Mission Impossible 4 - News & Rumors | Movie Moron

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  6. ravenanon Member

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    lmao @ article

    Never liked the other movies before hand.
  7. Anonymous Member

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    I enjoyed the first Mission: Impossible films. The biggest problem with these films is that Tom Cruise no longer can play Ethan Hunt just by being himself. These days, it's much easier for Cruise to play in films like Collateral where he can just show up to the set and act like he would in real life.

    Like if his OT worksheets were stolen....

    YouTube - Collateral
  8. Belladonna Member

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    LA Times
    Tom Cruise and 'M:I4' -- the new reality of film deals
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    Tom Cruise and 'M:I4' -- the new reality of film deals - latimes.com
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    Mission: Exploitable IV

    That is, if the cult still exists by then.
  10. andonanon Member

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    Since he's already 47 I'm guessing its only a matter of a few short years til Tom blows up to Alley/Travolta size, only shorter.
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  12. Django Member

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"


    We can haz Paul Haggis?
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  14. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    This has all the makings of John Travolta's latest flop "From Paris With Love"... or is it "From Scifag With Fail"?

    Either way... WHY in the name of Xenu would Paramount hire Tiny Tom again? The reason they told him to GTFO was because of his batshit crazy actions and his blathering about Scifaggotry!
  15. Anonymous Member

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    He probably BAAAWWWWW'd about religious bigotry in classic Scifag fashion.
  16. Major Boyle Member

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    You folks miss the obvious. Every time a cult star gets a deal, it involves cult directors, producers, etc, etc etc. And as long as the $cis can rake in tens of millions from Hollywood deals, they can continue to function. We must spread our kryptonite and cancer to the movie moguls and the ticket-purchasing public. Downstat the $cis film business and they will run out of cash.
  17. Smurf Member

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    Don't look at me. I stopped going to the movie theatre when they started charging $14 for a ticket.
  18. RightOn Member

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    I stopped going because of idiots talking during a movie and also when idiots talk on their cell phones
    young whipper snappers!
  19. Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    I haven't been to a movie theater since I saw "The Flintstones" in '93. The trailers are full of subliminal advertising. If I wanted to pay to be mindf*cked, I would have stayed in Scientology.
  20. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

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    I quit going when nothing interesting came out. May go to Tron Legacy.
  21. tazor Member

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    I quit going when they put a pause button on my remote. Oh that reminds me...Hey Tom, I got a coupon for depends if you're in need, bro.
  22. Belladonna Member

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    Aww... it's all kissy make-up time

    Tom Cruise & Sumner Redstone make peace over Dover sole - NYPOST.com
  23. Anonymous Member

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    But didn't he break that giant fish tank in the first movie?
  24. Anonymous Member

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  25. PieratKing Member

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    This would be Epic Win for ALL!!! (Except Katie of course) I think people will finally realize Tiny Tom needs to be locked up in the loony bin!!! Grab your pitchforks and torches!!!
  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    Let us flood the internet with complaints and negative comments about the Mission Impossible films. Lets vote the IMDB.com rating for the films down to zero. Lets trash this series whever and whenever possible. Lets google bomb "mission impossible" with phrases like "worst film series ever." Just like Valkyrie, this film has amazing potential to damage TC's career, and we can all help make it happen.

    I'm already getting my "Comic Book Guy" attitude in order. Time to invade every movie related site on the web.
  27. Anonymous Member

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    I stopped goin to the movies when I found this new fangled thing called torrentz....
  28. iPod Member

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    I stopped going to movies for the same reason, torrents rule.
  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: "Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent"

    I stopped going to the movies when I started playing Ethan Hunt, IRL.

    2/2008
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    Tom don't need no stinkin depends, he's got his own brand!!!

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