Tom Cruise runs the Great Wall of China

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Anonymous, May 11, 2013.

  1. Anonymous Member


    Tom Cruise was in Beijing yesterday promoting Oblivion. As you now know, the Chinese movie market is a big deal now. Not only for the money they make but also for, um, the money they steal. Iron Man 3was released in China a day before North America. They say it was a smart decision so as to reduce the piracy situation. And indeed, Iron Man 3 set box office records over there. I don’t know how they do it so fast. But I’m telling you, within hours, that sh-t is all over their computers. And then it’s all over their television through illegal satellite boxes.

    Anyway, as you know, Tom’s go-to movie move is to run fast, with intensity. What better location to run fast with intensity than the Great Wall of China? Has he run fast with intensity at the Great Wall of China before in a movie? If not, why not? This scene needs to be written.
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  2. Disambiguation Global Moderator

    In street shoes?
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  3. anon walker Moderator

    He runs like one of the Venture Brothers.
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  4. Anonymous Member

    His 'street' shoes are probably custom made. They have to be 'cause of the lifts.
  5. They are really cracking down on engraving your name in the Great Wall. If anyone sees a TCM IV scraped into the wall please alert authorities.
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  7. Anonymous Member

    Street shoes, crisp new jeans, button down's hot and polluted. Fail photo op.
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  8. OTeleventy Member

    At least he's covering up his moobs and Alien abs. Yeech.
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  9. RightOn Member

    must be hard to run in shoe lifts
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  10. Anonymous Member

    Tom running the great wall of China is like a borrower running the length of an Olympic swimming pool.
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