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Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Belladonna, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. Belladonna Member

    Re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    See now? Always looking on the bright side.
  2. TypingChimp Member

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    I still think Tom Cruise's life could have been saved in this disfiguring accident had he only used a locking gas cap.
  3. Skeptic1337 Member

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    And if he wasn't not gay.
  4. DeathHamster Member

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    Really? Okay...

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  5. CantPickaName Member

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    His head it so fucking thick I wonder why he wears a helmet
  6. Anonymous Member

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    You should talk.... Suzuki queen.

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  7. andonanon Member

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  8. El Diablo Member

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    If one wanted to get really tinfoiley about it then perhaps his publicist/handler secretly planted the story so they could be all "hey Tom, there's this story about you being in a motorcycle accident...I think you should have a look at this"...to distract him from the NYT article...

    OR maybe he was in an accident, but if enough people agree he wasn't then it never happened.
  9. exOT8Michael Member

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    Maybe TC was distracted by the bike ridden by one of our local anons?

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    THE DODGE TOMAHAWK
  10. Re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Well played, I laughed.

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  11. PresidentShaw Member

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  12. Major Boyle Member

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  14. veravendetter Member

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  15. Belladonna Member

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    Hahahaha ^^^^^



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  16. A.Non Hubbard Member

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    That is the stupidest fucking speculation I have ever read. Kill yourself immediately.
  17. RightOn Member

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    Your avatar of Miss J is dee-lish!
  18. anonamous Member

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    wait wait so he was?? or wasnt in the crash im confused :confused:
  19. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Is Tom trying to demonstrate to wogs what is meant by the Solo NOTS?
    Tom is NOTS gay.
    Tom did NOTS get in a motorcycle accident.
  20. veravendetter Member

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    thank you, i've got a signature walk to match
  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Tommy is at the CC because Katie is getting a purification rundown since she will have another baby by you know WHO? 12 million contract..... with Tommy boy....this one she is suppose to let the baby grow inside her. But she needs to purify herself before even getting inseminated!

    What will this one turn out to be?
  22. xenubarb Member

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    Well, kiddies, lemme tell you a story about my old motorcycle shop. GP Cycles used to work on Euro bikes down on 10th Ave. in San Diego. They then moved up to G Street, bigger building, nice location. Their old shop became apartments, named 'Moto Villas' in homage.

    Then they got the Ducati distributorship in SD. No longer will they work on my BMW, but my bike is still featured in old photos from back in the day. So I'm lookin thru the old photo album on the counter, and there's a pic of the Cruiser, standing on the show room floor. I said, WTF?

    Shop owner says, oh yeah, Tom and Dave buy their bikes here.

    Dave? sez I? As in David Miscavige, the head of Scientology? YOU CALL HIM DAVE?

    Yep. They call him Dave.

    I sez, "But both of these guys are worth a hella lot of moneyz, they don't let them ride around loose on the road, surely?"

    Guy sez, "I think they ride around in parking lots."

    Yeah, I can see the dwarf and TC murbling around some big shopping mall parking lot after the cars are gone. Cuz there are probably a lot of people who would take the opportunity to turn wee Davey into roadburger were he spotted on Mulholland Drive.

    Know what? I bet DM and TC NEVER stop by the San Diego org to say hi when they're down here on bike buying expeditions! I still pick up parts there. I would love to walk in to find the dwarf and his bike buddy inside the shop. And DM would probably love the stickers on my panniers: WHAT SCIENTOLOGY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW XENU.NET

    It's a delightful fantasy, I must say.
  23. DeathHamster Member

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    Tom should change bike brands. He's never going to find enlightenment on a Ducati!
  24. Lorelei Member

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    I don't care whether it is true or not, but I did LOL at the interesting timing.

    I was making bets with myself about which Scileb(s) would desperately attempt to grab headlines to distract from the NYT article. So far we have:

    * Tom Cruise not hurt by an accident he may not have had
    * John Travolta is still sad his son died, much like any parent would be
    * Kirstie Alley still fat and obnoxious, and now selling Sci-quackery to fellow fatties

    THAT is the best they could come up with? Pathetic and limp.
  25. RightOn Member

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    lol!!!
  26. DeathHamster Member

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    [SIZE="3"][COLOR="Purple"]Tom Cruise definitely not hurt![/COLOR][/SIZE]

    Tom Cruise, Keanu Reeves and Tom Arnold hit the road on their motorbikes | Mail Online

    So there you have it... Ducati jackets always have Tom Cruises inside. QED.
  27. Triumph Member

    Re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    in this picture a Desmosedici RR, which is worth around £48,000. and only a few made

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    everyday run of the mill 1198RR worth $18,000 or as Tom would say a WOG Bike

    so it was either a stunt double...or it wasn't him at all...
    I say it wasn't him...Tom is too much of an Scilon Ayran to be seen crashing on a WOG Bike

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  28. RightOn Member

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    The bike in the last picture does not have chrome tail pipes, the side of the seat is different and it also has different tires and red rims on the tires. Cruise's bike looks a lot different.
  29. CantPickaName Member

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    I heard his has a larger rosey colored tailpipe
  30. AnonyMary Member

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    That's a funny story, lol.
  31. pedrofcuk Member

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    Ah yep, it's rough and tumble, wild and woolly, it's a blast and it's ffffun!
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  34. thefixer Member

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