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Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Belladonna, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. TypingChimp Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    inb4PaulReubensjoke. It's faptastic!
  2. Librarian62 Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Anybody wanna hear about the scratch I got on my Ford Escort, parking at the mall?
  3. Belladonna Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    I LOL'D
  4. Anonymous Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    His publicist has been instructed to deny everything because if it were widely reported that an OT of such prominence has had an accident it will create doubt amongst public Scientologists. This is a particularly sensitive time because of the New York Times article. Please be understanding.
  5. Alpha Bates Member

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    Bet TC is real glad he didn't slide into that.

    What a nightmare that would have been for him.
  6. DeathHamster Member

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    Well duh!

    Of course, this is nothing new for Tom.
    IOL | Cruise escaped bike crash unscathed
    (Waiting for a good rain here to wash the sand and salt off the roads, damnit!)
  7. Belladonna Member

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    Hilarious!
  8. DeathHamster Member

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    Maybe a reach-around too.
  9. re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    I wonder if Tippy Tom went like this...




    That's terrible, I'm sorry.
  10. Mark Cabian Member

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    Isn't he supposed to immediately touch the place where he bumped himself? He's not being a good scientologist.
  11. PodPeople Member

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    Um, wait a sec. Original article said he'd been on sidewalk for a half hour, in the middle of hollywood, and yet there's not a single picture of him.

    That just doesn't seem likely, at all.
  12. oppsadoozy Member

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    If it wasn't a horribly disfiguring accident i'm not interested.


    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEDEOqBAgVc"]YouTube- F*** You Tom Cruise Video[/nomedia]

    funny this should happen before MI4. There are no coincidences when it concerns TC and friends.
  13. Anonymous Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Tom Cruise bleeds when he pops a boil, film at 11.
    In other new, 160,000 more people lost their homes this month.

    Amazing what passes for news these days.
    If anyone falls for this bs they deserve scientology. The empathy card for tc has been so over played.
    I bet he still had his mi4 stunt cable on, cause that sap needs guidance in everything he does.
  14. Triumph Member

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    its an 1198 (S)Super Bike(1200)those aren't cheap @$17,000 fairly new model by the looks of it between 2008-10

    Ducati's Suck as a former ducati owner
  15. hal jordan Member

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    Too bad the guy taking the pictures didn't get one of the license plates... I mean it is L.A. There are plenty of people who can afford a Ducati. Without the plates or a picture of Tom Cruise limping away, there's no way to prove it was really him.
  16. WogDoc Member

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    How did this thread get to five pages already? Slow week?
  17. Belladonna Member

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    Very, very slow week.
  18. Anonymous Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Wait a sec,


    I have a fantastic tinfoil idea here.


    1. TC had no idea that that the NYT came out with anything today.
    2. Cameron Diaz was invited to present today.
    3. Tom, being Tom, wasn't invited.
    4. Tom thinks; "Hey I can promote this by looking like a rockstar"?????
    5. Tom, after setting up an obvious bullshit PR story goes home.
    6. OH SHI----- NYT
    7. TC "GET ME THE HELL OUT OF THIS!"
    8. Cameron Diaz's PR people "THIS IS THE OSCARS' GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF THIS BEFORE YOU FUCK HER UP!"

    9.???????


    10. Non Profit
  19. Da Sandmastah Member

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    Tom was quick enough to avoid getting seriously injured. I wonder where he learned how to do it...

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  20. re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Look, if anyone bothered to watch the Jason Beghe video you would know that accidents like this are a direct result of being associated with someone who is PTS. Like gay people.

  21. Anonymous Member

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    Needs-More-Tigerbike.jpg
  22. LR Ache Member

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    Tom Cruise was simply trying to imitate mankind's bestest friend, L Ron Hubbard, who also had a motorcycle crash

    Understanding Scientology / Chapter 2: L. Ron Hubbard -- Messiah? Or Madman?

  23. PresidentShaw Member

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  24. re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    In all seriousness, he was very lucky. Believing you are superhuman + riding a motorcycle = danger. A lot of people who ride motorbikes a lot have had serious accidents. Is this how Scientology's greatest source of income is going to go out???
  25. Smurf Member

  26. Anonymous Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Hey assholes.

    I'm supposed to believe that someone took pictures of the bike, but they didn't take any pics of FUCKING TOM CRUISE???!@?@?


    Also, Tom's bike has white stripe on the tail of the bike.

    Why is there any reason to not believe the publicist? Why would they lie when it will come out he was lying.

    [IMG]


    GO FUCK OF YOU CLAM FUCKERS THAT JUMP ON EVERY STUPID STORY WITHOUT USING YOUR BRAIN.


    It was probably some guy that looked like Tom Cruise.
  27. Smurf Member

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    I doubt it happened. The paparazzi, TMZ and TV tablod shows would have been all over this if this had really occurred... there hasn't been a peep except for one blog that originally posted it.

    And, yes, if Tom was injured in an accident, there would have been photos of him & his injuries. KOI Restaurant is an expensive, celebrity haunt in West Hollywood that has a valet service and a security detail outside. If TC sat down outside the restaurant to make calls, we would have been seen by, at least. restaurant staff.
  28. Anonymous Member

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    Funny how the gossip site writeup was kissing his ass all the way making him out to be a hero.
    I heard that Tom Cruise often comes off his motorbike but nothing serious and he's never been injured badly and usually he justs asks people to keep quiet about it signs some autographs (sometimes throws a bit of cash their way) and everything turns out okay. It's no big deal really.
  29. oppsadoozy Member

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    needs more Kawasaki : )

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  30. Belladonna Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Go fuck yourself for not reading the thread and seeing that people were plenty skeptical and having fun, and watching the the media, regardless.

    A lot of perfectly respectable outlets went with the story (see NY Daily News above)
    Cruise in motorcycle accident - WIVT/WBGH Newschannel34
    Los Angeles: Tom Cruise Limps Away From Motorcycle Accident - Motorcycle Sarah
    Cruise in motorcycle accident - KPSP Local 2 - News for the Coachella Valley and the Southern California Desert - Palm Springs - Cathedral City - Rancho Mirage - Palm Desert - Indian Wells - La Quinta - Indio - Coachella
    There are a lot of denials, too.

    From the article:
    Really? If true, that would be strange. He hasn't missed the opening of a supermarket in 20 years.
  31. elwood Member

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    Actually, a Harley-Davidson engineer (he was on the V-Rod design team) I know told me that they hold Ducati in very high regard in terms of both quality and technical excellence.
  32. veravendetter Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    motorbikes. vrooooooooom
  33. Belladonna Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    X17

    Tom Cruise Photos & Pics | Tom Cruise Involved In Motorcycle Accident
  34. Anonymous Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Paragraphs. Use them.
  35. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    He didn't die in this wreck?

    Snap... Maybe next time!
  36. Optimisticate Member

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    I have to ask...

    was this a solo NOT?
  37. Zak McKracken Member

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    The brain is just a shock absorber.
    Its probably what saved his life.
  38. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

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  39. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    fify

    This thread needs moar buttox!
  40. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Thread-Sucks-Chick_suck.gif ...but still doesnt suck as bad as TommyGormanTommyGormanJeepBrah thread.

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