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Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Belladonna, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. Belladonna Member

    Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    EXCLUSIVE! Tom Cruise Hurt In Motorcycle Accident — His Quick Moves Saved His Life!

    EXCLUSIVE! Tom Cruise Hurt In Motorcycle Accident ? His Quick Moves Saved His Life! Hollywood Life

    Reporting is full of ZOMG. Pic of bike inside.
  2. HellRazor Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Doublepost. Cocks
  3. Anonymous Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Tom refused to go to a hospital, because he was afraid of seeing a Psychiatrist, like Lisa McPherson.
  4. Skeptic1337 Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Distract who?

    lol

    Shredded all the gears? I hope the dude who's tire got dented gets a few bucks for this.
  5. Belladonna Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Hahaha you funny - okay, I'll up the ante.

    ZOMG Tom Cruise had an accident, accidentally on purpose! lol. Mods, I'll take my infraction now.

    Watch for limp tonight.

    Oscar Red Carpet – Breaking Global News
  6. andonanon Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    He refused medical treatment because he knew he himself was the only one who could help.
  7. Bob Loblaw Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Damn, you totally beat me to this!
  8. PodPeople Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Wait. Doesn't he have to immediately report to "ethics" now? No Oscars 4 U!
    I'll take bets his 2 phone calls were lawyer and DM. Because wogs would only, u know, help him up, call 911, help get bike outta the way, useless stuff like that.

    And Oscar is the Who cause he ain't gettin any.
  9. Anonymous Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

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  10. HellRazor Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    He could have avoided the accident altogether if he hadn't been distracted by that New York Times newspaper box on the corner...
  11. andonanon Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    And no one in a yellow T shirt responded to the scene.
  12. willhaven720 Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    snap
  13. PodPeople Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Maybe he learned how to properly spill (bike) by secretly reading Marc Headley's "Blown For Good" escape scene. If he, in fact, needs medical attention and only does sci thing, it could affect his newest Mission Impossible work.

    Then again, I would imagine there's clauses in his studio contracts that might insist on a bonafide medical report. glad no one seriously hurt or worse.
  14. exOT8Michael Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    That makes TC officially PTS. Expect to see him at Celebrity Center in the very near future.

    Maybe the NYT article's vibe got to him?
  15. eddieVroom Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    yeah THAT lol lol lol

    The SUV part is what saved his ass, it would be like taking a bounce off the boards in a hockey rink, though a bit harsher. Anything lower to the road, such as a sport/sedan kind of car, he either hyperextends his neck on a high spot or does a flip over the vehicle and plants his noggin into the pavement.

    Seems like he at least had a helmet on.
  16. LocalSP Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    He pulled it in.
  17. Skeptic1337 Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    You're a fellow OT8, why didn't he just turn back time?

    This OT business is starting to seem like a bunch of hooey to me.
  18. exOT8Michael Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    You are starting to catch on well Skep. Lurk moar.
    LOL
    jkjk
  19. Anonymous Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Sounds like somebody was "postulating a go light."
  20. greebly Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

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  21. PimpXenu Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    He's been in a bunch of motorcycle wrecks hasnt he?
  22. Anonymous Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Tom Cruise crashed with his motorcycle. So what? Thousands of people worldwide were involved in accidents today and died, no one is interested.
    This is why i hate celebrities and their stupid cults.
  23. re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Tom hit the thing because instead of swerving (defending) he went right towards it (attack). :p

    Cruise can be a prick on many things and deluded but when people get involved in accidents and so on I can't help worrying.
  24. Skeptic1337 Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    This post made sense in your brain prior to typing it out?

    I think one of tom cruises BTs has glommed onto you.
  25. bAnon Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Stop assuming he'll be at the Oscars. Current, relevant, celebrities are invited to the Academy Awards.
  26. Alpha Bates Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

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  29. the_cloak Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Well if it had to happen, at least it happened to the only person who can help in such a situation.
  30. Anonymous Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    That only says he was not taken to a hospital. It does not dispute the fact that the accident occurred.
  31. PimpXenu Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    I didnt make it, but i made it my avatar. whatever, i'm a /b/tard at heart, i can take punishment.
  32. Belladonna Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    So the pix are phony too? We're supposed to think this is an elaborate hoax? mmmmmmm

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  33. bAnon Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    I bow down to your internetz prowess Bella.

    I guess it's TC's OT powerz that gets him to an award show year after year that has never awarded him for ANYTHING.
  34. lokimotion Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    That is until someone posts a cameraphone video of Cruise limping away and acting weirder than he usually does.
  35. the_cloak Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    There will be a police report on the accident. This can always be verified by checking the records.
  36. Anonymous Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

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    How's the weather out there, LA?

    Just Jared denies.

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    I'm more than willing to accept that it's not true, but it seems like extreme lengths if they've got images of a fucked up Ducati.
  37. bAnon Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Oh well. Looks like he will be at the Oscars after all. Hopefully he signs one of these again...

    TCvmask.jpg
  38. Anonymous Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    Is that a locking gas cap?
  39. UKAC Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    I wonder if he's had to have it lowered so he can put his feet on the ground?
  40. LocalSP Member

    re: Tom Cruise NOT in motorcycle crash

    And we do know that Tom is quite the fan of Ducati bikes.

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