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Tom Cruise likes basketball?

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by Anonymous, May 22, 2009.

  1. Anonymous Member

  2. anonsparrow Member

    Re: Tom Cruise likes basketball?

    Ya know the more I think about it, the more I doubt that that was Tom Cruise at the Lakers game. I mean, after all, we all know how he feels about spectatorism.






    "Look I wish the world was a different place. I'd like to go on vacation. And go and romp and play, and just do that. You know what I mean? . ... but.. but I can't, because, I KNOW. .. I know. ~~something inaudible~~ blah blah blah.."


    So there's no way he'd be hanging out a basketball game when he KNOWS. Period.
  3. Hombre Moderator Skandinaviska

    Re: Tom Cruise likes basketball?

    He's actually there to see if any aliens are stealing the basketball players' powers.

    Like in Space Jam
  4. OpThetXVI Member

    Re: Tom Cruise likes basketball?

    He'd heard there would be some tall men playing with their big bouncy balls.
  5. Django Member

    Re: Tom Cruise likes basketball?

    Thought those OT powers would help out the home team - which is probably why they lost Game 2.

    Question: Are there any known Scios in any of the major sports leagues? I include Hockey here, just to be kind...
  6. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise likes basketball?

    Tom Cruise may like basketball, but I have it on good authority that basketball does not like him.
  7. mickturate Member

    Re: Tom Cruise likes basketball?

    I thought that TC like basketballs jammed up his ***)(*)(^*^*O*
    &
    liked the game because of the size of their basketball jones
    tho
    i could be mistaken....
  8. fitch2000 Member

    Re: Tom Cruise likes basketball?

    Looks like it was a regular celebrity smooze fest. Why was I not suprised to see a pic of will smith lol.
  9. Kilia Member

    Re: Tom Cruise likes basketball?

    I wonder who the woman sitting next to him, is?
  10. FUCK Member

    Re: Tom Cruise likes basketball?

    Tom just likes the part about balls...
  11. coskilla Member

    Re: Tom Cruise likes basketball?

    Of course he was there. He loves big black cock! He was sick of Travoltas small prick.
  12. lokimotion Member

    Re: Tom Cruise likes basketball?

    He's trying to butter up Katzenberg for a role in the next Dreamworks animated movie.
  13. Re: Tom Cruise likes basketball?

    Cruise was so inspired by basketball that he hired a basketball tutor to come out to his compound and give him top secret basketball lessons, five hours a day for two weeks straight. Then he immediately acquired the rights to "white men cant jump" so he can star in the re-make.

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