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Tom Cruise has royally pissed off our veterans..

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Anonymous, Nov 9, 2013.

  1. DeathHamster Member

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  2. The Internet Member

    Tom's crack legal team has certainly taught the tabloids a lesson. No more trolling Mr. Cruise for the lulz.
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  3. Anonymous Member

    Sure hope that Bauer gets that order of protection against Tommygirl. That would then mean that bigbeing #1 and bigbeing #2 are both being held in some type of legal restraint at the same time. Two tough bigbeings, just like in that photo of those two bad boys beside their mean choppers that they so like to ride together!
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  4. The Wrong Guy Member

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  5. Random guy Member

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  6. A.O.T.F Member

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  7. Anonymous Member

    Wow, I must have missed all those lawsuits he was threatening. What a tool. He should be embarrassed. He should be embarrassed that he's not embarrassed!
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  9. JohnnyRUClear Member

    It'd be a shame if people sang this at Scientology orgs this Christmas. It'd be a bigger shame if no video.

    Single Belles, Single Belles,
    Single all the way!
    Oh, what fun it is to read
    The news of each new day.

    (Repeat chorus)

    Dashing through the store,
    Down to Aisle A,
    O'er the mags I pore,
    Laughing all the way;
    Headlines tell us things,
    making spirits bright,
    What fun it is to read and sing
    A Tom Cruise song tonight

    Oh, Single belles, Single Belles,
    Single all the way!
    Oh, what fun it is to read
    The news of each new day.

    (Repeat chorus)

    A day or two ago,
    I thought I'd take a ride,
    And soon Tom Cruise's woe
    Was open at my side.
    Lonely Tom, alas;
    Miscavige spun his plot;
    They tried to trick another lass
    But it all came to naught.

    Oh, Single Belles, Single Belles,
    Single all the way!
    Oh, what fun it is to read
    The news of each new day.

    (Repeat chorus)

    A day or two ago,
    the story I must tell
    I read about a beau
    Whose life had turned to Hell;
    His third divorce -- LOL!
    His Katie had got free,
    I laughed as noone could recall
    A gent more fail than he.

    Single Belles, Single Belles,
    Single all the way!
    Oh, what fun it is to read
    The news of each new day.

    (Repeat chorus)

    Now his hair is white
    Not dark like he's still young,
    Chase the girls tonight
    And sing this trolling song;
    Just get a tabloid mag
    two-forty for a read,
    Watch ol' Tommy on the rag
    And crack! you'll cure your need.

    Oh, Single Belles, Single Belles,
    Single all the way!
    Oh, what fun it is to read
    The news of each new day.

    Single Belles, Single Belles,
    Single all the way!
    Oh, what fun it is to read
    The news of each new day.
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  10. Anonymous Member

    LOL, A gent more fail than he. Pure Genius
  11. DeathHamster Member

    CobSue.jpg
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  12. Anonymous Member

    Add the word fuck in a few spots and this has Motherfuckery Christmas raid written all over it.
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  13. Anonymous Member

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  14. Cassie Member


    Appropriate and seasonal, we couldn't ask for more.
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  15. I didn't actually realise that it was possible for someone's ass to be pounded by so many cocks that it is so loose as to fit a head the size of Tom's in itself.
  16. Anonymous Member

    If you say so
  17. You don't agree?
  18. The Internet Member

    I bet all reporters who say bad things about Tom are Nazi sympathizers who hate freedom. Just get those private investigators digging and you're sure to find some connection to a German with relatives who did things for Germany during WWII.
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  19. JohnnyRUClear Member

    That or PSYCH DRUGZZZZZZOMG!!!!!
  20. Anonymous Member

    Recently, I found this on Imgur and thought it to be a fine cap for this thread:

    German soldiers mocking Tom Cruise.jpg

    German soldiers mocking Tom Cruise after he said his job is just as hard as fighting in Afghanistan.
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