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Tom Cruise auditions for New Moon.

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by fitch2000, Nov 21, 2009.

  1. fitch2000 Member

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    Oh my god, that guy looks a lot like Tom Cruise. That's freaky as hell.
  3. FUCK Member

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    LULZ
  4. RedOrbifold Member

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    god damn that was awesome
  5. _You_ Member

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    sounds just like him too
  6. XenuPhobic Member

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    Awesome.
  7. gizmogirl Member

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    The spoof really drives home how robot-like and manic-to-hide-desperation Tom's body language and speech pattern is now.

    Wonderful job by the actor! This is now my favorite video of TC.
  8. tazor Member

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    Wow. Guy was good!
  9. NeverMe Member

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    Just joined and I know this is an older thread but had to reply..... Loved this spoof,,,, the guy does a great job. His teeth sure are better than Tom's, though. It jogged my memory - - - - -

    Quite a few years ago Tom had the cover of people magazine with a closeup photo. He had this big, bright smile going on and the first thing I noticed was his top front teeth didn't line up correctly.I thought, whoa, what's wrong with this picture! He had this one HUGE tooth in the center of his top teeth instead of two! It was in almost perfect alignment with his nose. I searched and found it. Here it is. What do you think?

    View attachment Tom-Cruise-People-Magazine-1996-tom-cruise-6605931

    Now every time I see a close up of Tom, I can only look at his teeth. I noticed not long ago he appeared to have braces or something.
  10. Zak McKracken Member

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    ITT: newfags can't handle the tooth

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  11. NeverMe Member

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    OMG! That is hilarious! I haven't laughed at anything this hard in quite a while...... thanks for that!!!!!! Ole Tom is kinda sad nowadays. Bet he's not laughing about much. Too bad. Maybe he'll wise up, get some "BALLS", grab his family and GET OUT!
  12. Anonynamefag Member

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    Please, for the love of God, let him get the part. The career of Tom Cruise and Twilight will die together. Two big, ugly birds with one couch-jumping stone.
  13. MeganonOT8 Member

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    Funny shit! I wonder how its known that he haz that evil laugh?? XD
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