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Tom Cruise announcing wifey #4? Not so blind item

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by ChurchOfCylontology, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. Looks like we may need a new subcategory for Hollywood's next great retarded power couple.

    http://blindgossip.com/?p=61497

    The picture of a female shooting an arrow on this page may be a reference to the future ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise's identity.

    EDIT: Be skeptical with every gossip item posted today because it is April Fool's Day. But the description fits with Tom's MO.
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  2. RightOn Member

    the majority comments on TC are fabulous
    been a long time coming! YAY!

    oh! and I hope it's not true of course
  3. Rod Keller Member

    That would be Jennifer Lawrence in Hunger Games in the photo, no?
  4. Ogsonofgroo Member

    And everybody believes everything on April 1st? ....... *durrrrrr-p!
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  5. tinfoilhatter Member

    any joke at big gay toms expense is funny.

    what the scilons do not get, is that he is too old now. He will be hard pressed to get a new girl. Too bad that their obsessive declarations have cleared the cult of all eligible bacholoretts, as tom would not marry krusty alleyway.
  6. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Meh, Tom could buy pretty much any beard he wanted, but I haz little doubt that DM will try and hand-prick one out for him from the cult's harem of slaves.

    Lol @ Krusty Alleyway, I wuz thimkin' more like 'Krusty Eightlanehighway' , yeh I no it sucks *hanging head*
  7. Twinkle Member


    Krusty Eightlanehighway is not fat, she suffers from cake retention.It's a well documented medical condition.
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  8. Ogsonofgroo Member

    'KrustyCreme-itus' A grim affliction no doubt...
  9. maybe Shellys available?
  10. RightOn Member

    maybe that's why he had the nips and tucks? (and puffs)
  11. BlooAnon Member

    Well, seeing as she's already dating someone else, the story is really unlikely, even on any other day.
  12. Kilia Member

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  13. Krusty Eightlanehighway? Krusty Ate the Highway!
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  14. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Sing de song for us, me am sleepy. :)

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