Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: The Divorce

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by The Wrong Guy, Jun 29, 2012.

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  1. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Because they are such slow learners...

    So it wasn't Firefox acting retarded? It is happening to Chrome and...whatever Apple made... (and who uses Internet Explorer anymore, really?) as well?

    That's a relief.
  2. exOT8Michael Member

    What can you expect with a key 3 rd member in the marriage (DM).
    3 is a crowd.
    Bravo Katie for seizing back your own life!!!
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  3. prot Member

    finally! go Katie!
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  4. mojo Member

    wonder what Nicole is thinking about now?
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  5. Anonymous Member

    The irony is so thick I can chew it.
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  6. Anonymous Member

    Tom is in the Sea Org, right? Would be logical, then.
  7. Anonymous Member

    "How do I get Katie's cell number?"
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  8. Anonymous Member

    Will Tom have a birthday celebration this Tuesday?
    It's gonna be a shitty 50th.
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  9. Anonymous Member

  10. I was SOOO HAPPY about the SOLE CUSTODY filing!

    Ive been watching Katie with Suri in the pictures on various gossip sites and I must say that Katie did not look happy and looked TIRED of having to look the other way while Suri throws tantrums about wanting cupcakes or lately ice cream...

    Im sure shes been looking at normal parents out on the street interact with their kids and knew something was wrong with the way Tom wanted her to be treated like a little adult.

    Although I really think Katie is a talentless hack (OMG her Dawsons Creek singing!!!!!! UGH American "Joe Le Taxi"!!!) I am happy for her today and even happier for Suri!
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  11. Anonymous Member

    Maybe the final straw was Tom trying to get Suri to sign a Sea Org contract?
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  12. Anonymous Member
    i love MK at D-listed. Rooney Mara as the next beard! Precious. Just Precious.
  13. sue Administrator

    No it wasn't, the server proxying images hung as it was fighting over memory with another service. I'm investigating the costs involved to offload this to its own cookieless domain and server, as well to see if that will speed things up a bit.
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  14. Anonymous Member

    Katie Is Divorcing Tom Because Of Scientology!!!!!!

    Did Scientology drive a wedge between Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise? Evidently, yes. Sources say Katie filed for divorce largely because of Tom's "deep commitment" to Scientology and her fear that he would drag Suri down into the Pit of Crazy with him. Cause Katie's a Catholic see, and everyone knows Catholicism is the only sane religion, and those other religions are just stupid including every branch of Protestantism (wait till the Vatican scientists finish their time machine, then Pope Adolf will go back and show that Martin Luther what's what).

    Why the hurry on Katie's part to end the marriage now? It seems Suri is just reaching the age where the real Scientology indoctrination begins. And Katie was terrified if she waited any longer it would be too fucking late. Katie's seeking sole custody of Suri so SHE and her Papist family members can have full control over which form of superstitious bullshit is pounded into that little empty mind.

    Can't lie, I'm impressed with Katie's gumption. Didn't know she had it in her. Still waters run deep I guess. All things being equal, Suri is probably better off being raised a Catholic. Yes all religions are daffy but on the scale of daffiness, the wimpy non-Inquisitional form of Catholicism currently practiced in America is somewhere around a 4, while Scientology is at least a 7,000,000.
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  15. we need a Katie Holmes appreciation thread, seriously.
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  16. Anonymous Member

    we need to have a round of drinks or something.
    summer tiki party.
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  17. DeathHamster Member

    If this gets ugly, I'm waiting for those two words that I'm sure many of you also want to hear:

    Paternity Test.
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  18. Anonymous Member

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  20. Anonymous Member

    [LEFT] [/LEFT]
    [LEFT]This image of David Miscavige picking his nose on stage displays just fine for me. I hop you can see it.[/LEFT]
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  21. another123 Member

    Speaking of threes, or rather 33:
    All three of Tom Cruise's marriages ended when wife was 33
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  22. Anonymous Member

    L. Ron Hubbard, 1968: "I never had a second wife."
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  24. Anonymous Member

    I adore MK with all of my cholita-sharpie-eyebrowed-comingback-black heart. He makes me laugh so damn hard. omg did we have some laughs on his site.
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  25. Kibbles n BTs Member

    I've been waiting 5 years for this thread.

    Helluva week for Tom Cruise and his handler David Miscavige.
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  26. Anonymous Member

    Okay, so like now would be a good time, maybe, to thank sue for putting up with all of Chanology's excessive bullshittery for all this time. I hope that you at least had a laugh or two at some point in time.
  27. sue Administrator

    Thanks but lets stick to Tom and Katie.
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  29. Anonymous Member

    Thanks, sue
  30. Anonymous Member

    I think its finally safe to say (for the first time) that Suri will not be joining the Sea Org.

    Suri will be PTS, connected to a (soon-to-be-declared) SP, her Mom.

    Even if Suri disconnects from Katie, she will be considered a "security risk" according to Scientology Ethics, and thus disqualified from becoming a Sea Org member.

    Just for any wandering journalists reading this thread.
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  31. Django Member

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  32. Anonymous Member

    Jesus was an implant. Right, Tom?
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  33. The Wrong Guy Member


    Katie Holmes had a VERY good reason for filing for divorce from Tom Cruise in New York - because unlike California, NY is a state that doesn't like giving waring parents joint power to make decisions for their kid.

    As TMZ first reported, Katie filed the papers in New York, and we know she's gunning for sole legal custody of 6-year-old Suri primarily because she doesn't want Tom to drag their daughter into the Church of Scientology.

    Despite the fact Tom and Katie filed their marriage certificate in California, Katie went all the way to the East Coast to file the divorce docs because she knows she has a MUCH better chance of getting sole legal custody there. New York family law judges typically don't like giving two parents who don't get along the power to make child-rearing decisions because they believe the kids will suffer from endless conflicts.

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  34. Kibbles n BTs Member

    I'm wondering if this week is finally the definitive Tipping Point for Scientology.

    So much major entheta this week, that even the most KSW Scientologists will not be able to use a fixed, dedicated glare to avoid hearing about the shitstorms.
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  35. Anonymous Member

    That's just Xenu talking, pay him no mind.
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  37. RightOn Member

    Of course Cruise knew this divorce was coming and when. To think otherwise would just be silly. The contract is up and she decided to move on. Do you really think he is saddened and surprised by this whole thing? I don't. I think they made "appearances" for the public and that was it.
    Maybe he is going to have a glorious b-day celebration with DM somewhere. On the Failwinds together again? A moonlight bike ride?
    Welp, that last b-day celebration that DM threw for Tom didn't work out too well the last time did it?
    That b-day tape had many legs and it is the gift that keeps on giving. Even when Spacey Cancerous FAILED on American Idol, that tape resurfaced again in all it's glory. You gotta love it. Don't think they would risk that again.

    And I want to mention that I couldn't be happier about Suri getting out this young. I hope her memories of all this Scientology moonbat crap are faint and I hope she never returns.
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  38. Anonymous Member

    Maybe JT will lend a hand
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  39. What does KSW mean?
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