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Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

Discussion in 'Flash Raids' started by da5id, Mar 4, 2009.

  1. da5id Administrator

    Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    GOGOGOGOGO

    irc.anonnet.org #colbert

    As you are aware, Colbert and his nation of followers is trying to deprive us of our lulz. They have decided that the ISS Node-3 should be named COLBERT instead of XENU. This will not stand.

    Together, we will show Colbert the true power of the internet. We shall open his eyes to the glory that is XENU!

    Step 1. View/spam video to everyone you know (particularly fans of Colbert) -

    Step 2. Sign up for Colbert's forums and spread the good word of XENU to his followers - Colbertnation.com Forum - Colbertnation.com Forum

    Step 3. Edit his various Wiki entries to remind the world that he is subservient to XENU. The Colbert Report - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia | Stephen Colbert - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Step 4. VOTE THE FUCK OUT OF XENU. http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/name_ISS/index.html Write in XENU for the name, vote, then clear your cookies and reopen your browser. This will let you vote again. Feeling super lazy? Set firefox to clear cookies upon exit and set this as your homepage:
    Code:
    http://comments-submit.nasa.gov/commenting/Comment.do?location=http://polls.nasa.gov/voteform.html&siteID=245486071&username=guest&email=guest@dummy.com&comment=XENU
    Delicious copypasta for his forums:
    Code:
    <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJc4V4oKURM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJc4V4oKURM</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Hello Stephen Colbert, We are Anonymous.<br /><br />Over the years we have been watching you. Your campaigns to discredit bears and to destroy the integrity of wikipedia with your truthiness have not gone unnoticed. Your latest attempt to have Node 3 of the Space Station named in your honor displeases us and disrespects the power of our galactic overlord XENU.<br /><br />Dick move Colbert. Dick move.<br /><br />While you may believe that this gain in notoriety is harmless be aware that by standing in our way of returning XENU to power you risk the lives of everyone in this quadrant. Intergalactic bears have set their sights on this planet and you are enabling their support with your attempts to remove XENU from our thoughts.<br /><br />For the good of your followers for the good of mankind and for our own amusement, we shall systematically remove your name from the Top 10 Suggestions list.<br /><br />We acknowledge you as a serious opponent and we are prepared for a long battle. You will not prevail against XENU's internet savvy army of basement dwellers.<br /><br />We are Anonymous.<br />We are Legion.<br />Houston we are go for launch, Expect us.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://diy.despair.com/output/poster96751047.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="750" /> </p>
    iMacro instructions
    step 1. open firefox and install iMacros addon - https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3863 - restart browser
    step 2. in firefox you will now see an imacros window on the left. Click the REC tab, highlight any of the existing Favorites, and then click the SAVE button. When prompted for a name, use XENU
    step 3. scroll down in the favorites list in the iMacros window and find XENU, highlight it, click the EDIT tab, and then click the edit macro button
    step 4. delete anything thats already there, and then paste the following code in this new window and then hit OK
    step 5. click on the PLAY tab, and in the middle set the 'MAX' to 100 or something, and then hit Play (Loop). This will begin running the macro which will prompt you for the current image captcha. It then clears your cookies and takes you back to the voting page to start again.

    Updated/Corrected iMacro code:
    Code:
    VERSION BUILD=6111228 RECORDER=FX
    TAB T=1
    CLEAR
    URL GOTO=http://comments-submit.nasa.gov/commenting/Comment.do?location=http://polls.nasa.gov/voteform.html&siteID=245486071&username=guest&email=guest@dummy.com&comment=XENU
    SET !ENCRYPTION NO
    PROMPT Please<SP>enter<SP>the<SP>captcha<SP>word: !VAR1 
    TAG POS=1 TYPE=INPUT:TEXT FORM=NAME:frmcomments ATTR=ID:resp CONTENT={{!VAR1}}
    ONDIALOG POS=1 BUTTON=OK CONTENT=
    TAG POS=1 TYPE=A ATTR=TXT:Submit
    ONDIALOG POS=1 BUTTON=OK CONTENT=
    

    FOR XENU.
  2. eddieVroom Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Eek! His board is powered by LITHIUM!
  3. A.Non Hubbard Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    What other names will be voted up?
  4. Guerillanon Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Um... seriously?


    Colbert practically RUNS youth culture right now. Making an enemy of him and his people would be a terrible idea. He'd be a much better ally.
  5. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Battletoads. You know you want to.
  6. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!


    Time for talking is over. Colbert has overstepped his bounds. He is no good. One of his ears doesn't even work. Would you like to be led by a half-deaf man? Didn't think so.
  7. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    GOGOGOGOGOGO
  8. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    lurkmoar
  9. A.Non Hubbard Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!


    SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
  10. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Pull the stick out from your ass and raid, faggot. It's a fucking lulzy raid.. quit taking yourself so fucking serious.
  11. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    This is a lulz raid. You know. Like, not serious?

    The conflict is over whether a floating space toilet should be named after a comedian or a alien dictator from a UFO cult. I'd have thought the average Colbert fan is aware enough of the rudiments of humor to be able to see the joke. But I wouldn't be surprised (just disappointed) to be proven wrong.
  12. coskilla Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    where the fuq do you vote once you get there went to link dont sea shit. i guess i faggy who cant see halp
  13. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Gentlemen,

    You know what to do.


    [IMG]
  14. FUCK Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    do eet.
  15. BlooAnon Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    It's not necessarily about winning the vote anymore, but getting Xenu mentioned on Colbert's show as much as possible, and he loves a good "fight".

    So yes, lurkmoar.
  16. whosit Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Mr. Colbert has been following Chanology from the start. Some even believe he is a silent sympathizer. He gets it. I think he's going to have some fun over this.


    Probably can't happen today but I'm crossing my fingers that he plays the new message post to the Church0fScientology account. Now that would be some WIN.
  17. Snake Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Is dis some raid I see???
  18. BlooAnon Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Maybe :3
  19. Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    FUCKING LOLZ

    REMEMBER COLBERT; ANONYMOUS IS NOT NICE. ANONYMOUS IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.
  20. Gadfly Member

  21. zebrafaced Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    OMGBEARS, that image = <3
  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Not meaning to, fuck up this hump fest, but vid needs background musics, else it kinda fails.

    Looooooooooooove the lulz raid idea, so I'm in just needs moar musics.
  23. Suzette Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Why is the adbot showing me CGI lesbians kissing?
  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    adviceronvoteforxenu.jpg
    [IMG]
  25. zebrafaced Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    ^^^ THIS
  26. Herro Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Psssst. You're missing the point.
  27. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    ADVICE HUBBARD SHARES HIS WISDOM WITH US
  28. asdfg Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Fuck yeah XENU
  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    bumping for awesome
  30. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    STEPHEN COLBERT IS XENU
  31. Drunk Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Vote fuckers! Vote!
  32. zebrafaced Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    lol, infiltrated their spam shelter
  33. Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Damn right! ^ FUCKING THIS ^

    Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart get it. Their staff and writers also understand totally what's up when it comes to Scientology, Xenu and the need to expose the criminal cult through ridicule.
  34. Relyt Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    263fr5v.jpg

    Also, apparently you can get banned for &quot;hate speech&quot; if you use &quot;faggots&quot;.
  35. Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    i raiped the shit out of his web site XD
  36. Drunk Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Great work on his forum Fuckers!!


    Salud!!
  37. CultofScam Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Remember Rick Astley and the E.M.A. ? We can do it!
  38. zebrafaced Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Butthurt fangirl is butthurt in the "Stephen Colbert is Dead" thread.
  39. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    xenunasa01.jpg
    [IMG]
  40. snakeyes Member

    Re: Time to raid Colbert for his insolence!

    Ok, I just watched the video. This is some funny shit. Agreed, that whoever is taking this too seriously needs to pull the stick out of their ass.

    ALMIGHTY XENU, YOU SHALL BE RETURNED THE SKY!

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