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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mark Cabian, Jan 24, 2011.

  1. TheGuyfromTBG Member

  2. Fuck off and take your pizza gate theories with you we domed them due to lack of authenticity and general lulzy batshit conspiracy theory nonsense.

    Once more I invite you to GTFO.
  3. Nobody here clicks on newfag linkage either we don't trust it.
  4. Just read your poems/lyrics and conclusion ?

    • YOU ARE A DIRTY FUCKING PEDO .
  5. I already spent 10 seconds reading your posts.
    Way beyond 'skeptical'.

    If you're not gonna to take the time to get to know us, the feeling is probably mutual.

  6. Bleh.
  7. Schmoo Member

    Here I am troll


  8. Here's the real truth about that one for you.


    Any op's are usually fucked up by losers like Disambiguation and her little coterie of flunkeys who think it's the best thing since sliced bread to jump on the pedo bandwagon and label and libel everyone they come across as sexual deviants.

    A case in point in the stupidly named OP DEATHEATERS, and it's complete and utter failure to achieve anything apart from being a source of ridicule and scorn.

    They spent so much time relying on the utterly hopeless so called investigative journalist Mark Watts from Exaro which thanks to him was closed down due to incompetence on the part of Watts himself by insisting that every available resource be poured into the Dolphin Square allegations.
    Watts has since been discredited.


    Heather Marsh another tinfoil hat wearer has since been discredited.

    Disambiguation continues to make a complete and utter tit of herself by following the latest twatter trend on pedophilia and it's perpetrators. The trouble there is she's wrong more than she's right.

    So in reply to your question this lot couldn't organize their way out of bed never mind anything else.
    If it's not some fictional plot to bring down some pizza joint owners who just might be pedo's, and lightly on the might, then it's not going to happen.

    They are in effect FUCKING USELESS.
  9. This lot do sweet fuck all unless it's some tin foily op directed by Disambiguation on twatter against pedo's and then again they might or might not be pedophiles. Nobody fucking takes the time to fact check these days. Instead it's bull at a gate type action against someone with a slice of fucking pizza in his hand, pizza being a code word for pedo action. WWP is dead and has been for a very long time, spoiled by the stupid vanity of one single mod namely Disambiguation who has delusions of fucking grandeur and likes to convey the impression of having experience of tracking pedo's leading to their eventual conviction. The bitch is a liar. She has never worked in an official capacity in anything, she's never been involved with child protection services, or any branch of law enforcement either. Instead she claims welfare. DISAMBIGUATION IS A FANTASIST AND LIAR. SHE HAS NO FORMAL QUALIFICATIONS AND HAS NEVER WORKED IN ANY SECTION OF WELFARE SERVICES, SHE DOES HOWEVER CLAIM WELFARE CHEQUES. SHE HAS NO EXPERIENCE OF WORK IN THIS AREA AT ALL. NEVER HAS NEVER WILL.
  10. DISAMBIGUATION IS A SICK BITCH WHO PRETENDS TO HAVE EXPERIENCE IN CHILD WELFARE, HER EXPERIENCE IS NON EXISTENT. SHE IS A FANTASIST AND LIAR WHO LEADS PEOPLE INTO DUBIOUS WEBSITES TO LOOK AT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY, IN THE PAST SHE WAS SEEN TO ACTUALLY ENCOURAGE THIS PRACTISE ON WWP. LONG TIME MEMBERS WALKED AWAY IN DISGUST AT HER ACTIONS AND HAVE NEVER RETURNED. SHE HAS DAMAGED THIS FORUM BEYOND RECOGNITION AND STILL CONTINUES TO ACT AS A MODERATOR. THIS BITCH HAS NO SENSE OF SHAME OR HUMAN DECENCY, IF SHE HAD SHE WOULD NOT BE HERE.
  11. Greetings everyone and my name is Bob Smiles! I am a business man currently living in a shanty town and I would like to tell you that they are the BEST TOWNS EVER!!! I mean, you have everything you want in there! Including your essential roof! It has lots of holes so when the rain comes, you get a free shower! How cool is that? And that's not all.
    You have free toilet paper! Ever stumbled upon a couple of rags on the ground? Wait, fuck that, they're not rags, they're awesome good quality toilet paper! Rub it on your backside and it gives you a soothing comfortable feeling! Sometimes, it may give you a little squelch, which is probably those dead insects being crushed under your backside which is probably just the awesome quality's side effects! Cool right?
    Still not convinced? The rooms come in cheap prices! You don't need to cross bridges because they already have a big rubbish dump in the river for you to walk on! That just shows us how considerate our President is! Isn't he awesome?
    I can see you having second thoughts about this. But don't leave! Not yet! I still have a load of things to talk about with you! You might change your mind, you know...

    ike I said, shanty towns are freaking awesome!!! Who gives a shit if they're informal? And illegal? Bullshit. Only thing illegal I see here is not allowing our beloved ladies and gentlemen to live here!
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    Just look at that! Our houses are squeezed together so that our playground has more space! Isn't that awesome?
    So the houses are often made of steel, iron and wood! No windows, silly, so we can feel the cool breeze without having the tedious task of opening the shutters, that's why ! So what about rain? Nah, you can get another free bath just like the holes in the roof, eh?
    The walls? Oh, they're beautiful and smooth metal plates pieced together to form our delightful walls! Although you do have to be a little careful because the walls are very a little fragile! Oh, what? You just put your hand there and it fell? Well, due to the active volcanoes and the tsunamis, we may have to move our houses around a little! And that's why the walls are fragile! So you can easily move them with your bare hands along with the rest of the house... to somewhere safe without the tedious task of signing a stupid contract and paying big bucks to move house, right? Right!
    Now for the magnificent areas. Shanty towns are often found in glorious awesome places like near sewers! Aren't they magnificent! So what if there's a stench? You ain't gonna bitch around a little stench, are you? No you aren't! Because they have food in the sewers! That's right, free food! No need for pizza deliveries anymore! McDonald's can go deliver some shit pies. Free food, guys! Isn't that awesome? And if you're lucky, you may find a couple of rags lying around! Then you can take the stuff lying there! Isn't that First Class at it's finest? They're not only located near sewers too! They freaking located near swamps! Swamps with not free food, but even better. Plastic bags!!! As you know, plastic bags are essential in our life. And can you imagine living near somewhere with so many essential stuff to recover?
    Okay, so Shanty towns do have a total absence of telephones and electricity. But who gives a damn? Who needs telephones when our houses are stacked so close to each other? All we need to do is yell! In fact, we may not even need to yell so loudly because we're stacked so close to each other! Isn't that wonderful? And electricity? Nah, we have candles and rocks and grass and rags to start fires with. With that, who needs electricity?
    So there you have it, the wonderful features of shanty towns! Still not convinced?
    Wonderful Toilets

    They have wonderful toilets! I'm talking about first class toilets here!
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    Just look at the beautiful words scribbled across the floor! Great entertainment! And just look! The toilets are so attractive, everybody took a shit there and now it's lodged! Aren't those toilets great?
    Even Hotel toilets cannot be compared to these wonderful toilets in shanty towns! Just look, the toilets are so awesome, everybody wants to take a shit in them! And the stench? Fuck the stench, the beautiful toilets are enough to make your jaw drop!
    You have to poop squatting down and not being able to sit down? Fuck that, at least it forces you fat assholes to exercise your legs a little as you take a little shit. That is for your own good, you know. And if you're not a fat asshole and you're actually a thin asshole, all the more you should exercise your legs to make it more muscular! So, there you have the wonderful toilets!
    Wonderful Transport

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    Just look at the beautiful scenery we can admire as we walk along!
    They have wonderful transport! No cars, no buses! Why would you want cars anyway? They can run over your houses if the drivers are not careful, and driving a bus in a shanty town is quite dangerous, you know!
    Nope, no bicycles too! Oh come on, you lazy pieces of shit! The best transport we have is walking!!! That's right, we take walking as wonderful transport! It's free and it gives us exercise too! And we often walk under the sun which burns away our skin and gives us an awesome new look! That's called free facial operations, silly!
    Wonderful People

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    We're so civilised, we won't knock the doors when we need to enter your houses because we're afraid you might get disturbed by the noise. So what do we do? We quietly axe down the door! We're so damn civilised, man.
    They have wonderful people living in shanty towns! Civilised, kind, dignified people walking all around shanty town! Like me! I'm damn dignified! And formal! And civilised! I don't eat carrots, but I eat cabbage! Because only civilised people eat cabbage! People who eat carrots can go fuck themselves.
    We wonderful people are so dignified, we are brave enough to shoot a random guy in the face because, heck, we want to make others laugh! We're so damn considerate, aren't we?
    Still Not Convinced?

    So that's shanty town! Still not convinced? Shanty towns comes in cheap prices! It's so damn convenient! And it's almost everywhere around sewers, which makes it easy to find if you ever get lost! Shanty towns have so many wonderful features! Amazing, right? Right! So what are you waiting for?
    Sell your stupid old house...


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    And buy this!!!

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  12. ike I said, shanty towns are freaking awesome!!! Who gives a shit if they're informal? And illegal? Bullshit. Only thing illegal I see here is not allowing our beloved ladies and gentlemen to live here!
    [IMG]
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    Just look at that! Our houses are squeezed together so that our playground has more space! Isn't that awesome?
    So the houses are often made of steel, iron and wood! No windows, silly, so we can feel the cool breeze without having the tedious task of opening the shutters, that's why ! So what about rain? Nah, you can get another free bath just like the holes in the roof, eh?
    The walls? Oh, they're beautiful and smooth metal plates pieced together to form our delightful walls! Although you do have to be a little careful because the walls are very a little fragile! Oh, what? You just put your hand there and it fell? Well, due to the active volcanoes and the tsunamis, we may have to move our houses around a little! And that's why the walls are fragile! So you can easily move them with your bare hands along with the rest of the house... to somewhere safe without the tedious task of signing a stupid contract and paying big bucks to move house, right? Right!
    Now for the magnificent areas. Shanty towns are often found in glorious awesome places like near sewers! Aren't they magnificent! So what if there's a stench? You ain't gonna bitch around a little stench, are you? No you aren't! Because they have food in the sewers! That's right, free food! No need for pizza deliveries anymore! McDonald's can go deliver some shit pies. Free food, guys! Isn't that awesome? And if you're lucky, you may find a couple of rags lying around! Then you can take the stuff lying there! Isn't that First Class at it's finest? They're not only located near sewers too! They freaking located near swamps! Swamps with not free food, but even better. Plastic bags!!! As you know, plastic bags are essential in our life. And can you imagine living near somewhere with so many essential stuff to recover?
    Okay, so Shanty towns do have a total absence of telephones and electricity. But who gives a damn? Who needs telephones when our houses are stacked so close to each other? All we need to do is yell! In fact, we may not even need to yell so loudly because we're stacked so close to each other! Isn't that wonderful? And electricity? Nah, we have candles and rocks and grass and rags to start fires with. With that, who needs electricity?
    So there you have it, the wonderful features of shanty towns! Still not convinced?
    Wonderful Toilets

    They have wonderful toilets! I'm talking about first class toilets here!
    [IMG]
    [IMG]
    Just look at the beautiful words scribbled across the floor! Great entertainment! And just look! The toilets are so attractive, everybody took a shit there and now it's lodged! Aren't those toilets great?
    Even Hotel toilets cannot be compared to these wonderful toilets in shanty towns! Just look, the toilets are so awesome, everybody wants to take a shit in them! And the stench? Fuck the stench, the beautiful toilets are enough to make your jaw drop!
    You have to poop squatting down and not being able to sit down? Fuck that, at least it forces you fat assholes to exercise your legs a little as you take a little shit. That is for your own good, you know. And if you're not a fat asshole and you're actually a thin asshole, all the more you should exercise your legs to make it more muscular! So, there you have the wonderful toilets!
    Wonderful Transport

    [IMG]
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    Just look at the beautiful scenery we can admire as we walk along!
    They have wonderful transport! No cars, no buses! Why would you want cars anyway? They can run over your houses if the drivers are not careful, and driving a bus in a shanty town is quite dangerous, you know!
    Nope, no bicycles too! Oh come on, you lazy pieces of shit! The best transport we have is walking!!! That's right, we take walking as wonderful transport! It's free and it gives us exercise too! And we often walk under the sun which burns away our skin and gives us an awesome new look! That's called free facial operations, silly!
    Wonderful People

    [IMG]
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    We're so civilised, we won't knock the doors when we need to enter your houses because we're afraid you might get disturbed by the noise. So what do we do? We quietly axe down the door! We're so damn civilised, man.
    They have wonderful people living in shanty towns! Civilised, kind, dignified people walking all around shanty town! Like me! I'm damn dignified! And formal! And civilised! I don't eat carrots, but I eat cabbage! Because only civilised people eat cabbage! People who eat carrots can go fuck themselves.
    We wonderful people are so dignified, we are brave enough to shoot a random guy in the face because, heck, we want to make others laugh! We're so damn considerate, aren't we?
    Still Not Convinced?

    So that's shanty town! Still not convinced? Shanty towns comes in cheap prices! It's so damn convenient! And it's almost everywhere around sewers, which makes it easy to find if you ever get lost! Shanty towns have so many wonderful features! Amazing, right? Right! So what are you waiting for?
    Sell your stupid old house...


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    And buy this!!!

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  13. ike I said, shanty towns are freaking awesome!!! Who gives a shit if they're informal? And illegal? Bullshit. Only thing illegal I see here is not allowing our beloved ladies and gentlemen to live here!
    [IMG]
    [IMG]
    Just look at that! Our houses are squeezed together so that our playground has more space! Isn't that awesome?
    So the houses are often made of steel, iron and wood! No windows, silly, so we can feel the cool breeze without having the tedious task of opening the shutters, that's why ! So what about rain? Nah, you can get another free bath just like the holes in the roof, eh?
    The walls? Oh, they're beautiful and smooth metal plates pieced together to form our delightful walls! Although you do have to be a little careful because the walls are very a little fragile! Oh, what? You just put your hand there and it fell? Well, due to the active volcanoes and the tsunamis, we may have to move our houses around a little! And that's why the walls are fragile! So you can easily move them with your bare hands along with the rest of the house... to somewhere safe without the tedious task of signing a stupid contract and paying big bucks to move house, right? Right!
    Now for the magnificent areas. Shanty towns are often found in glorious awesome places like near sewers! Aren't they magnificent! So what if there's a stench? You ain't gonna bitch around a little stench, are you? No you aren't! Because they have food in the sewers! That's right, free food! No need for pizza deliveries anymore! McDonald's can go deliver some shit pies. Free food, guys! Isn't that awesome? And if you're lucky, you may find a couple of rags lying around! Then you can take the stuff lying there! Isn't that First Class at it's finest? They're not only located near sewers too! They freaking located near swamps! Swamps with not free food, but even better. Plastic bags!!! As you know, plastic bags are essential in our life. And can you imagine living near somewhere with so many essential stuff to recover?
    Okay, so Shanty towns do have a total absence of telephones and electricity. But who gives a damn? Who needs telephones when our houses are stacked so close to each other? All we need to do is yell! In fact, we may not even need to yell so loudly because we're stacked so close to each other! Isn't that wonderful? And electricity? Nah, we have candles and rocks and grass and rags to start fires with. With that, who needs electricity?
    So there you have it, the wonderful features of shanty towns! Still not convinced?
    Wonderful Toilets

    They have wonderful toilets! I'm talking about first class toilets here!
    [IMG]
    [IMG]
    Just look at the beautiful words scribbled across the floor! Great entertainment! And just look! The toilets are so attractive, everybody took a shit there and now it's lodged! Aren't those toilets great?
    Even Hotel toilets cannot be compared to these wonderful toilets in shanty towns! Just look, the toilets are so awesome, everybody wants to take a shit in them! And the stench? Fuck the stench, the beautiful toilets are enough to make your jaw drop!
    You have to poop squatting down and not being able to sit down? Fuck that, at least it forces you fat assholes to exercise your legs a little as you take a little shit. That is for your own good, you know. And if you're not a fat asshole and you're actually a thin asshole, all the more you should exercise your legs to make it more muscular! So, there you have the wonderful toilets!
    Wonderful Transport

    [IMG]
    [IMG]
    Just look at the beautiful scenery we can admire as we walk along!
    They have wonderful transport! No cars, no buses! Why would you want cars anyway? They can run over your houses if the drivers are not careful, and driving a bus in a shanty town is quite dangerous, you know!
    Nope, no bicycles too! Oh come on, you lazy pieces of shit! The best transport we have is walking!!! That's right, we take walking as wonderful transport! It's free and it gives us exercise too! And we often walk under the sun which burns away our skin and gives us an awesome new look! That's called free facial operations, silly!
    Wonderful People

    [IMG]
    [IMG]
    We're so civilised, we won't knock the doors when we need to enter your houses because we're afraid you might get disturbed by the noise. So what do we do? We quietly axe down the door! We're so damn civilised, man.
    They have wonderful people living in shanty towns! Civilised, kind, dignified people walking all around shanty town! Like me! I'm damn dignified! And formal! And civilised! I don't eat carrots, but I eat cabbage! Because only civilised people eat cabbage! People who eat carrots can go fuck themselves.
    We wonderful people are so dignified, we are brave enough to shoot a random guy in the face because, heck, we want to make others laugh! We're so damn considerate, aren't we?
    Still Not Convinced?

    So that's shanty town! Still not convinced? Shanty towns comes in cheap prices! It's so damn convenient! And it's almost everywhere around sewers, which makes it easy to find if you ever get lost! Shanty towns have so many wonderful features! Amazing, right? Right! So what are you waiting for?
    Sell your stupid old house...


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    And buy this!!!

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    Spam is a delightful sandwich spread consisting of ingredients that no one really wants to know the identity of. Spam is the American equivalent of Australia's "Vegemite," or the United Kingdom's "tea, with a little milk if you please." However, no one would really object to knowing what ingredients are in tea, though the milk might be quite a different story.
    Spam has acquired a variety of amusing nicknames, most recently, "pink slime." These are assigned by busybodies who want to destroy American cuisine, knock down national borders, and get us to eat hideously small portions of free-range foods, as the Brits do, when they are not even able to play gridiron football or give "high fives."
    Other spams

    Those not adventurous enough to eat spam can use ham salad or chicken salad, in which there is comparatively little uncertainty regarding the ingredients. Those too adventurous can go to McDonald's and order a milkshake, for which the ingredients are wrapped in total secrecy.
    Spam is also the name for the Internet analog to date rape, when one acquaintance uses the appliances of another acquaintance for something which, while it might be the intended purpose, is something its owner almost certainly does not want done with it right now. This spam is the transmission of a boundless number of messages advising that a product or service is available — for a limited time only — provided the recipient fills out a form completely to enter the drawing (odds unspecified) and provided he wins the contest.
    The information provided by the spam-ee will not be abused, but will be made available only to the spammer's Premium Marketing Partners to advise you of more great offers that will surely be of interest. This is how spam reproduces and completes its life cycle.
    Spam is a reassuring thing for people who thought that this website was a flagrant waste of bandwidth.
  14. Amarillo, Texas (population 190,695 (2010)) is the 14th most populous city in Texas, and the most populous city in Potter County, except that part of it is not.
    Amarillo grew to prominence in the late 19th century because the desire for railroad lines to be straight-ish meant that they had to pass through it. The city is in the Llano Estacado region, which means Stacked Llano, to be distinguished from Galveston and its stacked guano. Llano is Spanish, as Amarillo is too. The city is named for the charming armored animal that scurries hither and yon, selling unauthorized knock-off T-shirts at flea markets and standing in Home Depot parking lots in case work occurs. Amarillo is also home to thousands of Mexicans, who are identified by the things they do when pronouncing the giveaway double-L.
    Amarillo was once known as the "Helium capital of the world" before the Hindenburg Disaster led to its replacement with hot air and the industry moved to Austin. Today, Amarillo is home to the only factory that builds nuclear weapons and takes them apart. The former chore is done by robots that have not signed the Non-Proliferation Treaty. Less-expensive Mexican laborers perform the latter chore, and then return home with new aptitude for the task of being a street light, rather than with squeaky voices. Amarillo is twinned with Chernobyl.
    Amarillo is also called the "Yellow Rose of Texas," mostly by the color blind and by basement-dwellers.
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    History

    “A treeless, desolate waste of uninhabitable solitude, which always has been, and must continue uninhabited forever.”
    ~ Explorer Randolph Marcy. Guess we done showed him.
    In 1888, Henry B. Sanborn became the "father of Amarillo." He had previously been the "father of Denver," the "father of Houston," and the "mother of Pearl," in each case leaving with no Last Will and Testament. He reasoned that angry heirs would never look for him on the Llano Estacado and bought the Frying Pan Ranch. His partner, Joseph F. Glidden, began buying land to the east, arguing that the original site of the city would flood during rainstorms. Though rain was less common than fire-and-brimstone, several gullible businesses were persuaded to move to the new downtown on Polk Street. Sanborn assured them that this was no "pig in a Polk."
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    For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article very remotely related to Amarillo, Texas.
    In 1889, it rained in Texas, and businessmen became positively anxious to relocate to convenient building lots marketed by Sanborn, based on fear of being flooded out, which would last long after Sanborn screwed the top back on the fireplug.
    Although Glidden invented not just tract housing but the barbed wire that separates them, about which he wrote that "Good fences make good neighbors, if they stay the Hell away, otherwise just bloody ones," he is better known for Glidden Paint. He spent years devising the perfect pastel to truly make Amarillo "the yellow rose of Texas," until the following March, when everything reverts to being sand-colored.
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    The Cliffside Gas Field is always to be distinguished from the Gas-side Cliff Field, shown here.
    The next really big deal was when the Federal Bureau of Mines bought the Cliffside Gas Field. The helium-rich field became the nation's finest until the Hindenburg affair. At that time, the government stopped up the gas field, and all that is there now is the U.S. National Helium Reserve, which the reader surely didn't know we had one of. This is maintained in case passenger ballooning makes a giant comeback and the tricky Saudis try to hold America up again.
    Amarillo experienced the Dust Bowl long before college football made it an annual event. Dust, and the resulting economic depression, were annual events for Amarillo residents, though both were interrupted when World War 2 broke out.
    In 1970, the census reported that Amarillo was 6% Hispanic and 89% white, news that met panic then (due to the large percentage claiming "none of the above") but is looked back on now with fondness. Currently, the Eastridge neighborhood is home to many people from India, who find work at the nearby Beef Processors plant.
    Neighborhoods

    Like other Texas cities, downtown Amarillo has gone straight to hell and development is taking place in the south and northwest. The organization Center City was formed for the purpose of partnering, conceptualizing, and visioning. Center City has sponsored public art projects, block parties, and dust tastings, to give townspeople something to do on their way to Walmart.
    The Santa Fe Building was completed in 1930, long before its backers realized that the site was nowhere near New Mexico. It was vacant for several years before it was filled with government jobs planning for employment to arrive. If history is a guide, this will require another war to break out.
    Education

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    Amarillo's Paper Chase Tower is reassuringly squarish as well.
    The 20.5% of adults with college degrees is substantially below the national average of 24.4%, but Amarillo provides laudable consistency, as there is also a dearth of high school graduates. A healthy percentage of Amarillo people with degrees have careers and homes in Austin.
    The city boasts Amarillo College, whose 10,000 students have no cares in the world except that the institution has only two years' worth of stuff to study. Wayland Baptist University, with a branch campus in Amarillo, offers total-immersion study in font design. West Texas A&M has a satellite campus in North Texas, located in downtown Amarillo's landmark Paper Chase Tower. The excellence of these joints lures literally hundreds to "jump out of the Frying Pan" and into the Panhandle, including many destined for a career in panhandling.
    The most frequent course of study is, of course, meat-packing. Those on the Dean's List learn to put the heavier cuts at the bottom of the bag and eggs and bread on top to avoid damage. Graduate work is available in determining whether the customer prefers paper or plastic.
    Grade schooling is provided by both the Amarillo Independent School District (AISD) and Canyon Independent School District (CISD). Despite the names, neither is independent of anything but perhaps of one another; anyone trying to complete all grades in reverse order will see that there are actually many dependencies. However, a school district with the term Independent in its name beats one with, say, the word Cooperative in its name. The metropolitan area also has six Catholic schools, one charter school, and one Montessori academy, which some day may suddenly realize what should be written about it.
    Air transportation

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    The city was named for the cuddly amarillo. The Free State Project would have adopted it as their symbol if they simply wanted to migrate to a place where government would leave them alone. Instead, they picked the porcupine, for its ability to also cause discomfort to others.
    Rick Husband Amarillo Airport (international airport code: COW) is 10 miles (16 km) east of downtown Amarillo. It comprises the former Amarillo Air Force Base and the former Amarillo Exploding Balloon Terminal. It is named for none other than Rick Husband, an Amarillo native and commander of the Space Shuttle Columbia (STS-107), who done Texas proud by scattering his own molecules all over the state in a fiery break-up (PFFT) anticipated for two weeks but made inevitable by poor planning featuring synchronized denial. The airport is served by several major air carriers, which will remain unnamed provided their monthly checks continue arriving, providing nonstop service mostly to Las Vegas.
    Tradewind Airport is a general-aviation facility south of the city. It is named for gentle winds that assist commerce, and not for the region's gale-force winds that hinder commerce by removing the topsoil and preventing general aviation. It has two asphalt runways, one helipad, a half dozen tarps, and a gravel pile.
    Buffalo Airport is a separate facility, further south, for the use of the region's quadrupedic population. It has two grass runways suitable for anything a ruminant would like to do. Its timetable for initiating scheduled passenger service is: "When cows fly."
    Ground transportation

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    Many streets in the Presidential series were originally paved in brick, as this one is. Bricks are a more reliable projectile than the former paving material, the cow-pie, should the namesake visit.
    Amarillo is an important railroad center. The BNSF terminal serves 100-110 trains per day. The Union Pacific line is prominent. Unfortunately, the only passenger rail service involves the customer disguising himself as a beef carcass.
    There have been plans over the years to have passenger service as well as freight trains. One, the Caprock Chief, would have linked Denver, Colorado with Fort Worth, Texas, with a surprise transit through Amarillo and perhaps a stop there. However, this project gained no traction. Consequently, the Caprock Chief can be found two miles out of town, with its wheels spinning furiously.
    The city does run a city transit system called ACT. It gives 350,000 passengers per year (assuming no two are the same) all the benefits of passenger rail while also ensuring that they don't leave town. Its paratransit vehicles serve 30,000, who have even less choice in the matter. Ridership is declining but management is enthusiastic about running empty buses and believes it could enter the mainstream of U.S. cities by replacing them with large, empty buses.
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    Traffic controls on some streets are reflectorized.
    The layout of downtown streets was conceived by William H. Bush. The north/south streets are named for U.S. Presidents because Bush was a narcissistic clairvoyant who secretly wanted two streets bearing his own name. Unfortunately for him, Cleveland Street, named for Grover Cleveland, is the easternmost of these, and it has always disappointed motorists by not connecting to Cleveland, Ohio. Though Amarillo subsequently grew further toward the east, Bush's pattern was not extended, both because modern Presidents have been so horrible, and out of concern for traffic jams caused by roughly half of drivers refusing to drive down any given street. When it came time to put in east/west streets, planners merely gave them numbers, to which no one can really object. Bush finally got his due, twice in fact, through the names of Forty-First Avenue and Forty-Third Avenue.
    Is this the way to Amarillo?

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    Finding the way to Amarillo is yet another thing that Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do.
    Amarillo is mentioned in the song (Get Your Kicks on) Route 66, although Bobby Troup was unable to rhyme it with anything.
    Neil Sedaka had no such difficulty in his top-charting single (Is This the Way to) Amarillo? — yet another song about both Amarillo and ground transportation — and in fact it might be salutary that this master rhyme-master changed the title from the original, (Is This the Way to) Nantucket?
    The single has had odd popularity in the United Kingdom, whose citizens may view the Dust Bowl as bocce without blades of grass and other annoying obstacles. At any rate, Tony Christie performed a cover version, featuring Tony Kay, Jimmy Savile, Sooty, and many other characters in cameo roles whom people would like to see find the way to Amarillo rather than remain in Britain.
    This version hit #1 in the UK charts, graced a British sitcom, and was used in a charity drive. However, from 2012 onwards, any repeat airing of the video on television is an edited version that 'shoops out the cameo performed by Theresa May because of the obvious subsequent developments involving endangerment of child welfare.
    It is sung to the tune of the Burt Bacharach song Do You Know the Way to San Jose? — another musical rhetorical question, whose answer would obviate any search for Amarillo.
  15. “Marketing is all about location, location, location. My prefence is unmarked car, vacant parking lot, anus.”
    ~ Oscar Wilde on Prostitution
    “I only tried it the once, to be honest I prefered the graveyard sweeties”
    ~ Angus Deaton on Prostitution
    “In Soviet Russia, Prostitute pays YOU!!
    ~ Russian Reversal on Prostitutes
    “So it's a government program? Does it work?”
    ~ Barrack Obama on Russian Reversal
    “I did not have sexual relations with those women”
    ~ Bill Clinton on Prostitution
    Prostitution is the act or practice of providing sexual services to another person in return for payment. The person who receives payment for sexual services is called a prostitute and the person who receives such services is known by a multitude of terms, including a "john". Prostitution is one of the branches of the sex industry. The legal status of prostitution varies from country to country, from being a punishable crime to a regulated profession. Estimates place the annual revenue generated from the global prostitution industry to be over $100 billion.
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    Prostitutesedit

    To avoid legal prosecution, prostitutes (or WHORES to use the correct term) have become increasing vague about exactly what services they offer. They may, or may not, be willing to exchange your money for vaginal intercourse, sexual intercourse, anal intercourse, oral intercourse, coarse intercourse, and/or blankets. But they are forbidden, under United Nations Health Code "Sealed Lips," to stick their tongue in your mouth. This is because U.N. health insurance covers V.D., but not bad breath.
    They are also authorized to refuse services to any person for any reason, unless you're a porn star or a Christian televangelist. If you aren't either one of the above, you are probably too ugly to get away with soliciting a prostitute for any reasonable amount of money.
    History of Prostitutionedit

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    Prostitution is the oldest profession known to Man, and to Woman. It was invented in the year 3994 BC by Eve, who tried to convince God to pay her for sex. God was totally like, "I MADE you, who would you be without me?" This greatly upset the Creator, who kicked her, her brother/husband/mother Adam, and Eve's pimp Snake Eyes out of the Garden of Eden. (Her pimp later became a famous television and movie star under his real name, Monty Python.)
    One of the earliest prostitutes was "Ruth," found in the Bible (another thing you find in cheap motels). According to the Biblical Book of Ruth 69:12, "If thou thinkest that Ruth liest in the bed of Boaz only to sleep therein, thou art a dumbass."
    Though unable to speak or form words such as 'prostitute' unless on television, monkeys were the first to practice prostitution (see Bullshit#Prehistory). This completely contradicts the previous paragraphs, so consult your nearest scientist for which is the correct theory.
    In the Middle Ages, a prostitute was a woman or girl who played with a man's penis for relatively worthless items such as a polished rock, a pretty shell, or a first-born child. It was during this time they were known as "cheap whores." Later, prostitutes found they could make more money humping men who had successfully invested in real estate. This explains the origin of the term, "dirt cheap."
    Prostitution is illegal in America, so there has recently been a huge influx in immigrants to England, where it is encouraged. Thus the phrase was born, "A baby costs $840 dollars a month in America, but it's £5 a minute in England!"
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    Prostitution in England edit

    London edit

    In London, prostitutes erect, so to speak, fake telephone booths for their advertisement cards. Or, off the tourist trail, try visiting Pickup Street in lovely Rochdale, the centre of prostitution in England. Good places to start looking for street girls are: East - Romford Road, North - Seven Sisters Road, South - Brixton Hill. yup.
    How do I get to Rochdale? edit

    You fly to Manchester, using the Irish National Airline that isn't government-owned any more.
    How do I find a Prostitute?edit

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    If you see this sign you're headng in the wrong direction.
    Prostitutes are usually found on street corners. If you can't find any there, you live in the suburbs and well sucks to be you my friend because you're going to have to drive to the city. Once you get to the city as you are driving if you notice every block has at least one of each of the following: church, liquor store, pawn shop, and (in the USA) gun store, then chances are you're in a neighborhood that's got some prostitutes. Just drive up to the lady with a way too low miniskirt and bruises all over her legs and ask her how much. If she slugs you she's not a prostitute and if she says, "depends on what you want, around the world is $75.00 and a blow job is $20.00", then you've hit the jackpot my friend and good for you.
    There are also rumours of Megan Fox charging $1000 a second for a BJ, but this is not true, as hot as she is... It disrupts the services at The Fundamentalist Church of Megan Fox.
    If you live in Southampton, Nevada, Amsterdam or Saigon and you are reading this section for instruction, then you're fucking retarded. They're everywhere you idiot just go outside, they have them in store windows and they have ranches where they herd them like cattle.
    There is always a quick trip to the Red Light District in Tijuana where street girls roam the Zona Norte waiting for American Tourists who shell out 15 dollars for a quickie.
    Prostitutes on the Internetedit

    This day and age prostitutes have upgraded to an electric business card called a website on the World Wide Web, or commonly known as the "telly wiv buttuns". Prostitutes can take photos of their vaginas with a camera, and stick it on their webpage with a bit of glue or sellotape. Rather than a bit of a fiddle in your car you can use the tellyfone to get the prostitute's home address, which is commonly known as an incall. It has a bed too, and a toilet. No weeing in the bushes for you, sir. The prostitute wants more gold when you visit her cave, and you will have to eat pebbles and gravy for 2 months after paying for your prostitute.
    Prostitutes in Moviesedit

    Noted film reviewer Pat Robertson said, "The best whorename ever must be the name 'Easy', given to the prostitute in the movie Preteen Slut III: Taxi Driver. When I first saw the film, I was so taken by her appearance and seductive manner that I was sorely tempted to break the law and enter that young vessel of excitement." (Note that a representative for Pat Robertson claims the Christian televangelist/movie reviewer was badly misquoted. "Pat did not say or imply in any way whatsoever that he was tempted to 'break the law.' Not at all. What he actually said was he was tempted to 'ignore the law.'")
    The most famous movie concerning the topic of prostitutes would be Pretty Woman, staring Julia Roberts as a trashy big-mouthed homeless person (big surprise there), and Richard Gere, the prostitute.
    Famous Prostitutesedit

    • Polly Adler, New York madam, 1920s - 1940s
    • Josie Arlington, madam in Storyville, New Orleans
    • Laura Bell, the "Queen of London whoredom"
    • Cassandra, the "Golden Heels Madamme" <La Tacón Dorado> Tijuana, B.C. México 1940's - 1980's many American tourist included some politicians used to cross the border between
    • Mary Boleyn, lover of King Francis as well as King Henry VIII, the French king referred to her as "The English Mare"
    • Kristen DiAngelo, brought back the term "courtesans", in order to re-brand prostitution in America, producer of the film American Courtesans
    • Madame du Barry, mistress to Louis XV of France
    • Veronica Franco, Venetian courtesan and poetess
    • Nell Gwyn, courtesan to Charles II of England
    • Carly H. Brown, American frontierswoman, coined term "drug and plow"
    • Nicole Leguay d'Oliva, French prostitute involved in the Affair of the Diamond Necklace who impersonated Marie Antoinette
    • Carol Leigh, a.k.a. Scarlot Harlot, coined the term "sex worker"
    • Mata Hari (born Margaretha Geertruida Zelle), Dutch spy
    Prostitutes in Literatureedit

    Prosetitutes (a splinter group of regular prostitutes) are a type of literary genius not found in Red Alert districts. While onboard the original ship used to circumnavigate the world (known as Noah and Joan Arc's Floating Pet Emporium), they built their own ship. (The name of this floating sex shop explains the origin of the popular term for sexual manipulation, "petting.") They set out on their own, splitting from their sisters Marcia, Jan, and Cindy. While on their journey, they wrote prose, invented gravity, and ate fish. This explains why they smell that way.
    They later met up with their prostitute sisters on Monkey Island, near the western coast of Luxembourg.
    William Shakespeare has penned a number of couplets about prostitutes, including his breakout Fatty McFat-Slut and I Would Not, Could Not, Suck Your Dick Young Man. One particularly famous one goes like this:
    You say that life flies mighty quick.
    Well, not so fast I'd suck your dick.
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    the vodafone deal Over the years, the prostitution industry has evolved into a more businesslike approach. Corporations have attempted to provide special offers in order to increase the size of the market and reap huge profits. Alton Towers recently introduced the 'If you are shorter than this line you can ride for free' offer, widley believed to be the greatest marketing strategy of the year. McDonalds and Nike, among others, have also got in on the act making use of suggestive slogans and providing discount coupons for the elderly to cut out of newspapers.
    Freebee's with a prostitute is very rare, even if you look like you've been sprayed with chocolate. Neither will you get a BOGOFF (buy one get one free), well sometimes, but you have to search through the firey pits of hell and give Satan one yourself.
    Benefits of Visiting a Prostitute Over Getting Married edit

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    Professor and sex buyer Michael Jabba has listed five benefits of visiting a prostitute over getting married:
    1. You get what you paid for
    2. You are funding the drug market, which is good for the economy
    3. They don't become fat, old and ugly
    4. Cost of cheating on your wife: half your income, your house, car, and children (if any)
    5. Cost of cheating on a prostitute $0



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  16. olton, a long-time Uncyclopedia meme, was touted for National Security Advisor after General Mike Flynn resigned after trying to lie his way out after plotting with the Russians after the CIA gave the wiretaps to the New York Times. Bolton previously served as Ambassador to the United Nations, appointed in 2005 by George W. Bush after the Senate recessed after some prankster pulled the fire alarm. In a little more than a year at the U.N., Bolton channeled Jeane Kirkpatrick and compiled near 100% success at telling every foreign dignitary what a jerk he or she was.
    Bolton has interviewed for other jobs in the Trump Administration, but rumor has it that President Trump has an irrational resistance to men with goofy-looking white mustaches, and not just to unflattering news reports. Bolton, who has no comparably irrational resistance to bosses with fake-looking orange hair, got closer than ever this time. UnNews, Ted Cruz, and Nu Shooz all wrote that — after Obama had let the nation's strength wane — Bolton was the perfect man to set matters straight, as only a World War can. Bolton's employer, the American Enterprise Institute, added that a war would also be good for the nation's cash registers.
    On the other side of the same side, Sen. Rand Paul said the key to these times is to try harder than ever to get Muslims to like us and maybe even stop calling us the Infidel. Bolton, he said, was a fan of "regime change," at a time when America has to learn to "play nice" with foreign tyrants with nuclear weapons we bought them.
    Bolton flew to the Trump Tower for a weekend interview with the man the Secret Service code-named Big Orange. Unfortunately, the interview was dominated by that goofy-looking white mustache that Bolton stubbornly refused to shave off. Trump got a sense of the same insubordination he saw from both Flynn and the spies who tapped his phone. Trump even ordered the photos of the visit to be destroyed, as they all showed him cross-eyed from his inability to stop staring at the mutant albino caterpillar on Bolton's upper lip. The interview ended as abruptly as, say, a phone call to Malcolm Turnbull.
    Before long, Trump had given the job to another General, H.R. McMaster. America has a long tradition of powerful insiders known as H.R. protecting a hyper-sensitive President from real and perceived attacks. If that should fail to work out, the job would go to H.R. Pufnstuf.
    Among other Uncyclopedia memes, Larry Kudlow is still angling for a top economic job from which he could talk Trump out of imposing tariffs. Sal Fasano, however, is still coaching Minor League Baseball and out of the running entirely — let alone the hitting and catching — and Oscar Wilde is still pushing up daisies.
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  18. The Internet Member

    Islam is fucked up. But people are born into it like most other religions. They have to live with it even if they don't want to be jihadis. So it is wrong to persecute muslims as if they are jihadis. Instead we need to focus on the values necessary for civilization. And we need to welcome people who share those values regardless of their ethnicity or inherited religious background. That has been America's winning strategy and there is no reason to sabotage that strategy.
  19. No, you're wrong.

    Islam is evil and scary. We shouldn't welcome people into to the country unless they are already like us.

    White skin, Jesus, $$$$, speaking normal English, etc.
  20. Too bad the site did not stay down permanently.
  21. If Ed wants to wash his hands of it permanently I will willingly negotiate with him for the future of WWP.
    What I won't do is contribute dribs and drabs of $ from time to time as I've done often enough in the past to keep it afloat.
    The future of WWP is important enough to me and others to want to keep it going for a few more years at least, and beyond if there's still a heart beat.

    Some of us have been here since the beginning and I for one will happily remain until WWP breathes it's last breath.

    If Ed has any interest in contacting me for serious discussions on the future of WWP and the release of his financial burden then all he has to do is make his present felt here and answer my post.
  22. In the spirit of true anonymity I'm not signing in.


  23. Try up your ass it's as good a place as any that I can think of for the moment

  24. If you were forced to convert to one cult, either $cientology or Islam as if your life depended on it,
    which one would you choose? That you criticize Scientology but refuse to do the same to the ideology of islam exposes you as being an empty hypocrite who must have glommed onto this forum at some point because you want to advance your own politics as you pretend that it has anything to do with anonymous at all.
  25. The Internet Member

    I knew a guy who belonged to a Sufi sect that seemed pretty harmless.
  26. I'm not a Scientologist but"
  27. Ogsonofgroo Member

  28. Zak McKracken Member

    I'm not a Scientologist, either butt.
  29. Why Islam is a Cult

    by Richard Hobbs (March 2014)

    A recent article on cults identified the 15 separate traits that the International Cultic Studies Association (ICSA) identifies as common among cults. According to Michael D. Langone, Ph.D., concerted efforts at influence and control lie at the core of cultic groups, programs, and relationships. Many members and supporters of cults are not fully aware of the extent to which members may have been manipulated, exploited, even abused – some would say brainwashed. The list of social-structural, social-psychological, and interpersonal behavioral patterns commonly found in cultic environments may be helpful in assessing a particular group to help determine if it is in fact a cult. Langone states that this list is not a definitive checklist but is an analytical tool to determine if a specific group is a cult.
    Studying the 15 traits is informative when considering Islam.

    1. The group displays excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to its leader and (whether he is alive or dead) regards his belief system, ideology, and practices as the Truth, as law.

    This quite accurately describes Islam which is a totalitarian ideology with a façade of religion. Its leader, Muhammad who is probably a myth, is proclaimed to be the perfect man whose example every Muslim should follow. Everything he supposedly did or expounded is considered perfect and cannot be challenged or changed upon threat of death. This idolatry, which Islam professes to decry, is exhibited in the total obeisance and repeated use of the expression “Peace Be Upon Him” – PBUH every time his name is even mentioned. Sharia, Islamic law, is derived from the Qur’an and the actions and sayings of Muhammad (taken from the sira and hadiths).
    The supremacy (or arrogance) of the concept of Muhammad is that he is supposedly the last prophet – there can be no more prophets (this was in the sixth century in a very backward part of the world), and the extreme arrogance of the claimed statement by Muhammad, “Every prophet was sent to his nation but only I have been sent to all mankind.”
    Islam is the Arabic word meaning submission (to Muhammad’s “god” – Allah) and is derived from a word meaning peace. Muslims are those who have submitted. For Westerners, the clearest expression of that submission is the bowing down with the head on the ground in daily prayers. Total submission to Allah (or Muhammad) results in fatalism resulting in not taking responsibility for one’s actions. Muslims regularly rationalize their actions, or inactions, or events as InshAllah (also In Sha’ Allah) – “Allah’s will.”
    The Qur’an is purported to be the exact word of Allah as transmitted to Muhammad by the angel Gabriel. Therefore, it is not open for discussion, analysis, or critique, even though it contains grammatical and historical errors, is completely illogical in that surahs (chapters) are arranged based on length, not chronological context, there are parts which no one understands, and there are many contradictions. It was written in the poetic style of the desert, which is not fully translatable, and the Bedouins had little concern for chronology such as placing Moses and Jesus together in time.
    Islam is a totalitarian ideology covering every aspect of life, is considered perfect, and calls for its imposition on everyone in the world whether they want it or not.

    2. Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged or even punished.

    It is a crime to criticize, doubt, or disagree with Islam. This is blasphemy and the sentence is death. It is a crime and a sin to leave Islam. A Muslim who rejects Islam is an “apostate” and the punishment for apostasy is death (and eternal damnation in hell thereafter). Under sharia, it is forbidden for anyone to try to convert a Muslim to another religion.
    When Islam is defamed in any way, Muslims should violently defend it. Even in a cartoon! But Muslims can and should defame Jews and Christians in Muslim newspapers, the internet, and television, and they should defame any infidel or enemy, as they defame the US today.

    3. Mind-altering practices (such as meditation, chanting, speaking in tongues, denunciation sessions, and debilitating work routines) are used in excess and serve to suppress doubts about the group and its leader(s).

    There are five “pillars” of Islam: profession of faith, prayer, fasting during Ramadan, religious tax, and the hajj (pilgrimage to Mecca). [Jihad was almost a sixth pillar.] Every Muslim must pray five times a day. This repetition helps dominate a Muslim’s life, infusing his daily routine with Islam. It would be impossible to forget anything you deliberately do so often. Five times a day, every day, a Muslim must bow down and pray to Allah. The more effort a person expends for a cause, the more he is likely to believe and value it. This also helps make believers out of people who became Muslims through coercion.

    4. The leadership dictates, sometimes in great detail, how members should think, act, and feel (for example, members must get permission to date, change jobs, marry—or leaders prescribe what types of clothes to wear, where to live, whether or not to have children, how to discipline children, and so forth).

    Every imaginable aspect of life is dictated by Islam from how to go to the bathroom, to all aspects of personal hygiene, how to place the feet to pray properly, what can and cannot be done including photography, television, drinking, eating pork, charging interest, gambling, playing stringed instruments, depicting animate life, the clothes to wear, and what women are permitted to do, what their testimony is worth, what they can inherit, how they can get to paradise, and that they can be beaten (or killed).

    5. The group is elitist, claiming a special, exalted status for itself, its leader(s) and members (for example, the leader is considered the Messiah, a special being, an avatar—or the group and/or the leader is on a special mission to save humanity).

    Muslims consider all non-Muslims and non-Muslim culture useless and see their goal to make the whole world Muslim. Everything before Islam is jahiliyya or ignorance, of no value and should be destroyed, such as the Bamiyan Buddhas.
    We have already noted how special Muhammad is so that everything he said or did is revered. Muslims are permitted four wives, but Muhammad was “permitted” unlimited wives and he was permitted to marry Zeinab, the wife of his adopted son (both revelations from the Qur’an).
    Under Islam, non-Muslims must pay a large tax. Once Muslims conquer a country and convert the government to Islamic law, non-Muslims have the choice to convert or die. However, Christians, Jews, and some Zoroastrians have the choice between becoming Muslim or becoming a dhimmi. Dhimmis are allowed to practice their non-Muslim religion if they pay the jizya (a tax). If they convert to Islam, they no longer have to pay a tax, so there is a practical incentive to convert. This was a brilliant idea from the early days of Islam. The tax took money away from the non-Muslims and their competing systems and gave that money to support Islam. The income from those taxes (usually a 25% income tax) helped fund the Islamic conquests during the first two major jihads. This third class citizens/slaves status under Islam is called Dhimmitude.
    Several ideas within Sharia law extend this effect. For example, non-Muslims are not allowed to build any new houses of worship. They're not even allowed to repair already-existing churches or synagogues. This puts the houses of worship of any competing religion or ideology in a state of permanent decline. Also, non-Islamic prayers cannot be spoken within earshot of a Muslim — again, preventing Muslims from being infected by a competing religion. No public displays of any symbols of another faith may be shown either. All of this prevents the spread of any competing religion or ideology, and makes them die out over time. That's why today there are so many "Muslim countries." Most of the Muslim countries are now at or near 100% Muslim. Almost all other countries in the world are made up of many different religions. Also, non-Muslims are not allowed to own weapons of any kind.
    The Wahhabis of Saudi Arabia have been and still are pouring money into building mosques all over the free world, including extensive construction in the US. But in Saudi Arabia, no non-Muslim religious structures are allowed to be built. Muslims all over the world protest loudly and violently when anyone in Europe or America resists the building of more mosques in their countries. Islamic supremacists don't see the irony in it. They don't feel strange having such an obvious double standard. They are, after all, Allah's followers and everyone else is deluded. Fairness and equality with such unworthy infidels would seem very out of place. A double standard seems completely appropriate from that perspective.
    The double standard principle is a key part of Islam, and it has been a great advantage in the spread of Islam (and the suppression of competing religions or ideologies). Muslims demand concessions and accommodations but they refuse any reciprocity. They demand respect but show no respect to non-Muslims. Their arrogant intolerance stands them against the rest of the world.
    It is forbidden to kill a Muslim (except for a just cause). It is not forbidden to kill an infidel. This causes a bond between Muslims, fear in non-Muslims, and motivation to become Muslim.

    6. The group has a polarized us-versus-them mentality, which may cause conflict with the wider society.

    Islam is dualistic: humanity is divided into believers (that there is no god but Allah and that Muhammad is the prophet of Allah) and kafirs (all non-Muslims or unbelievers). A kafir is hated, ignorant, evil, a liar, disgraced, unclean, cursed, a partner of Satan, and can be beheaded, enslaved, raped, mocked, confused, terrorized, deceived, annihilated, robbed, killed, crucified, plotted against, made war on and humiliated, and a Muslim cannot be his friend. [Each of these is from Islamic texts.]
    Islam divides the world, which belongs to Allah, into the Dar al-Islam (land of submission) and the Dar al-Harb (land of war). That is that Islamic lands are good and the rest of the world should be subjugated. It is the duty of the faithful to gain control of any parts of the world that are not following Islamic law and establish sharia. It is a sin to let it be.
    Islam must always be defended. This idea is a primary linchpin that gives justification for war with almost anybody. After the enemy is defeated, of course, Muslims are required to establish an Islamic state. Islamic writings teach the use of pretext to start wars. The use of pretext tends to make the West defenseless against the Islamic invasion now underway. Muslim terrorists are not naïve people. They are smart, educated, well-funded, and being used by a very clever ideology.

    7. The leader is not accountable to any authorities (unlike, for example, teachers, military commanders or ministers, priests, monks, and rabbis of mainstream religious denominations).

    Muhammad was supposedly the perfect man, answerable only to Allah if anyone, but Allah seems to be an invention of Muhammad or whoever invented Muhammad. There is no central authority in Islam. Thus various imams, mullahs, ayatollahs, sheikhs, and other leaders often add their own interpretations to theocratic and political questions. Al Azhar University in Cairo is regarded as a top center of Sunni Islam and the supreme leader or ayatollah in Iran tries to represent Shiites, but there are still other groups: Alawites, Ismailis, Sufis, Druze, Deobandis, etc.

    8. The group teaches or implies that its supposedly exalted ends justify whatever means it deems necessary. This may result in members' participating in behaviors or activities they would have considered reprehensible or unethical before joining the group (for example, lying to family or friends, or collecting money for bogus charities).

    Islam has explicit double standards: one standard for Muslims and a different standard for non-Muslims, which always gives the advantage to Muslims and within a Muslim country, it provides incentives to convert. There is no right and wrong in Islam; there is NO GOLDEN RULE IN ISLAM. What advances Islam is good; what impedes the advance of Islam is bad. Islam must be free to spread around the world, but other religions cannot try to spread their religion.
    The Qur'an counsels the use of deceit when dealing with infidels. According to one of the hadiths, Muhammad instructed one of his followers to lie if he had to. The principle was clear: If it helps Islam, it's okay to deceive non-Muslims. This is taqiyya. It has been used historically and is still used: Islamic leaders saying one thing in English for the Western press, and saying something entirely different in Arabic for their Muslim audience.
    The Qur'an says, "War is deceit" and since Islam is at war with the non-Islamic world until the whole world follows sharia, all non-Muslims living in non-Islamic states are enemies. So deceiving Westerners is totally acceptable. It is encouraged if it can forward the goal of the spread of Islam.
    One of the most embarrassing events of Islamic history, or mythology, is when Muhammad had up to 900 Jews of the Banu Qurayzah tribe in Medina beheaded before their wives and children for refusing to convert to Islam after the Battle of the Ditch. Beheading has been a hallmark of Islam as well as rape, torture, dismemberment, and castration. Professionals who have studied this behavior state that Islamist mutilation is a ritualistic crime, a deliberate desecration of the enemy, to alleviate shame and restore honor. For Islamists, honor is the male characteristic of courage and bravery while dishonor is a female characteristic signified by weakness and submissiveness. Shame comes from hypersensitivity to real or perceived humiliation. Thus compassion symbolizes weakness while brutality and violence symbolize strength and are viewed as heroic. Islamists can therefore commit crimes which otherwise would be considered atrocities by civilized nations and still be hailed as heroes by Islamists all over the world.
    Giving money to charities which have later been shown in courts to be supporters of Hamas and HezbAllah has been widespread in the US Muslim community. Hamas was created in 1987 by the International Muslim Brotherhood and it ordered the Brotherhood chapters around the world to establish Palestine Committees. The trial of the Holy Land Foundation revealed that CAIR (the Council on American-Islamic Relations) had been created as part of the US Palestine Committee and CAIR and its founder Omar Awad were named as unindicted co-conspirators.

    9. The leadership induces feelings of shame and/or guilt in order to influence and/or control members. Often, this is done through peer pressure and subtle forms of persuasion.

    The pressure to conform is intense starting with the affirmation that there is no god but Allah and that Muhammad is his messenger and then bowing down in complete submission five times a day in prayer. Not conforming brings great shame to a family, which is unacceptable in tribal societies. To criticize Islam is a death sentence and to in any way bring dishonor to a family is so critical that honor killing, mainly of women (mothers, daughters, sisters), is acceptable, even demanded. The psychological term for such behavior is brainwashing.

    10. Subservience to the leader or group requires members to cut ties with family and friends, and radically alter the personal goals and activities they had before joining the group.

    A Muslim is not supposed to be friends with non-Muslims. This extends to family if members are not Muslims. This in-gathering is seen in Jamaat ul Fuqra, Muslim terrorist training camps, communes of primarily black American-born Muslims. They have established more than 35 of these “Jamaats” in 22 states and Canada.

    11. The group is preoccupied with bringing in new members.

    Under Islam, it is a holy requirement that the whole world should be brought under Islam. There can be no “peace” until everyone is a Muslim. [This is a bad joke since even if the Muslims could gain power, they would fight among themselves.] This dates from the Qur’an and has been repeated regularly over the centuries. Ibn Khaldun reiterated it in the 15th Century: “In the Muslim community, the holy war is a religious duty, because of the universalism of the (Muslim) mission and the obligation to convert everybody to Islam either by persuasion or by force... Islam is under obligation to gain power over nations.” This is echoed in the writings of Sayyid Qutb and other Muslim writers and to the present with Yusuf al-Qaradawi.

    12. The group is preoccupied with making money.

    Money is the key and the power behind jihad and expansion. The success of Islam finally took off only after Muhammad’s raids on caravans and they gained wealth from non-Muslim sources from plunder. Muslim groups are not averse to using extortion, kidnappings, crime, and the drug business to finance their endeavors.
    There was relative calm in Islamic action between the fall of the Ottoman Empire and the dissolution of the caliphate after World War I and the vast oil income that befell to the Arab states after World War II. The enormous flow of oil money allowed the Muslim states to export their ideology and move against non-Muslims.

    13. Members are expected to devote inordinate amounts of time to the group and group-related
    activities.

    The requirement to pray five times a day is time consuming and controlling. Muslims are also supposed to attend Friday prayers at the mosque (during which they are often fired up and incited to riot afterward as seen repeatedly in recent years). The mosques are usually also community centers for activities, jihadist training, and for training youth. The pilgrimage to Mecca, the hajj, is a onetime requirement for all Muslims who can make it.

    14. Members are encouraged or required to live and/or socialize only with other group members.

    A Muslim is forbidden to make friends with an infidel. A Muslim is allowed to pretend to be a friend, but in his heart he must never actually be a friend to a non-Muslim. Muslims in non-Muslim countries tend to stay together and form ghettos. The ghettos have become so closed in parts of Europe that they have become No-Go Zones into which firemen and police will not enter without escort. These closed communities impose sharia and crimes are not reported to the authorities. Non-Muslims are ordered to stay out.

    15. The most loyal members (the “true believers”) feel there can be no life outside the context of the group. They believe there is no other way to be, and often fear reprisals to themselves or others if they leave (or even consider leaving) the group.

    Islam is a total ideology of submission to Allah (or Muhammad). Muslims are the only acceptable people. All others are kafirs, of no value. The reprisals are strong for even thinking against Islam, blasphemy, or daring to leave, apostasy. The penalty for both is death.
    Islam seems to fit the ICSA criteria for a cult. Since Allah is deemed to be unknowable, Islam seems to better fit as the cult of Muhammad. Muslims refer to Allah, but they seem to have deified Muhammad. Everything is about Muhammad. One strong indication of this is that the Sacred Law is not the law of Allah but the Sacred Law of Muhammad. Throughout the Qur’an, it is “Allah and his Messenger,” but sometimes it is just the Messenger. In Reliance of the Traveller [‘Umdat al-Salik from the 14th Century], a Classic Manual of Islamic Sacred Law updated and certified by Al Azhar in 1991, it is stated it rather clearly. Allah sent Muhammad, “the Qurayshite unlettered prophet, to deliver His inspired message to the entire world, Arabs and non-Arabs, jinn and mankind, superseding and abrogating all previous religious systems with the Prophet’s Sacred Law, except for the provisions of them that the new revelation explicitly reconfirmed. Allah has favored him above all the other prophets and made him the highest of mankind, rejecting anyone’s attesting to the divine oneness by saying ‘There is no god but Allah,’ unless they also attest to the Prophet by saying Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.’ He has obliged men and jinn to believe everything the Prophet has informed us concerning this world and the next, and does not accept anyone’s faith unless they believe in what he has told us will happen after death.”
    The interesting aspect of the Cult of Muhammad is that he probably never existed. Muhammad was born two hundred years after his birth. That is the conclusion of Norbert Pressburg in his book What the Modern Martyr Should Know [a good companion work to Robert Spencer’s Did Muhammad Exist?] Pressburg establishes that there is no record of any Muhammad from the seventh century – all of it dates from the eighth and ninth centuries. Also the word “muhamad” is a gerund, meaning “the praised one” [often referring to Christ], and could not possibly be understood as a name. The birth of Islam took a long time. Christendom had split off from Judaism. At that time there were considerable differences in the Christian world over the real role of Jesus. The Arab Christians (Arabs were really the people of Greater Syria and Mesopotamia [Iraq] not the Bedouins of the desert of the Arabian Peninsula) had their own views of Christianity and eventually separated themselves from Greek Christianity. However, they needed their own holy book and prophet. Over hundreds of years, the Aramaic liturgical book, the Qeryan, a Christian book, was transformed into the Islamic Qur’an when Jesus lost his special status. There were many authors of the new book with different political agendas and often with limited understanding of the languages involved. This separation was seen coming in the sixth and seventh centuries but did not take place until the eighth and ninth centuries. The traditions of that first two hundred years of Islam are mostly mythical or as Pressburg suggests, “tales from the East.” What we now know as Islam was not completed until the twelfth or even the thirteenth century.[The Qur’an was not printed until 1802 in Russia.] By the third Islamic century (the 900s), Islam had transformed into “an excessive personality cult,” now the trademark of Islam and what they had been so strongly against in the beginning.

    That is the Cult of Muhammad.
  30. The Internet Member

    There are lots of different sects within Islam. Different countries practice the religion a little differently. The more fundamentalist Sunni branch followed by the Muslim Brotherhood seems culty. But muslims in Turkey have a secular state.

    In Saudi Arabia, before the Shah of Iran was deposed, women drove and wore western clothing. The country went medieval when the royals became afraid of facing a similar revolution.

    Other major religions have their culty sects. The Christian Identity movement, for example, is completely crazy. I could quote you bits of the Bible that would frighten you if people today took those bits seriously. But we don't think of most Bible believers as culty.

    Basically, you can't say a billion people are all members of the same cult. Because retarded.

    You know what the second biggest religion in the US is?
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