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The Kirstie Alley Related News thread!

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by StrongMouse, Feb 3, 2009.

  1. pardmepard Member

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    Oprah,Brains dignity and personality ?????????? :p

    Cult follower alert, CULT FOLLOWER ALERT.
  2. Anonynamefag Member

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    Only the cult would want her fat ass.
  3. pardmepard Member

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    LuLz
  4. Skeptic1337 Member

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    I'd fuck the shit out of Vulcan Kristie Alley.

    It's pretty hawt.
  5. Herro Member

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    Hey, quit trying to derail the thread.
  6. The Shadow Member

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    Careful pal, that's the greatest Star Trek movie EVER you're putting down....

    She was HOT as Lt Saavik, and her tits looked epic stuffed into that uniform....
  7. CLOCKSHIT Member

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    What? That doesn't make sense unless you meant she was a star in Star Trek.
    No wonder she came from a volcano planet.......hey I got something here.....maybe she is XENU in disguise!
  8. The Shadow Member

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    She WAS, hence the photo of her in Star Trek Movie uniform.

    She played Lt Saavik, half Vulcan half Romulan and protogee of Spock, in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (she was replaced in the role by Robin Curtis for the next two films). She was a trainee command officer on board the Enterprise, had a thing with Scotty's nephew (sub-plot excised from the film but present in the novel), then went on to do the Ponn-Farr mating ritual with teenage Spock on the Genesis Planet in Star Trek III, and subsequently when seen at the start of Star Trek IV was meant to be pregnant with his child (again, sub-plot that was cut from the finished film)
  9. Skeptic1337 Member

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    My opinion of you has changed.
  10. cubby Member

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    really? i still just feel an odd species of disgusted affection :3
  11. TheBitch Member

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    I'll just leave this here...

    [IMG]
  12. Herro Member

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    And the memes are back.
  13. cubby Member

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    tch you know that's NSFW you silly bitch

    you're gonna get this thread domed and then what?
  14. Skeptic1337 Member

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    I'll just leave this here for you fapping to ancient kristie

  15. Anonynamefag Member

  16. The Shadow Member

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    OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

    TBH, I'd do Kirstie Alley as she is now if she wore the Star Trek uniform :eek:
  17. imariscent Member

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    Even I knew she wasn't going to keep that deal with Jenny Craig. When I saw this other lady lose more weight that she did, I said well I see Kirstey will be looking for something else. Maybe with promote the Feed the children campaign like chubby Sally Struthers.
  18. FreakE420 Member

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    kirstie_alley_fat_actress-1.jpg
    kirstie_alley_fat_actress.jpg
  19. JFawkeson Member

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    Damn it, now I'm going to have nightmares!
  20. subgenius Member

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    Alley Kirstie walked into a bar...so the Bartender says "Why the long face."
    I always thought she had a horseface even in her younger years. Always hiding it with the hair.
    Yuk.
  21. BoombaGoomba Member

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    Kirstie Alley without a job, why I'm surprised!! I thought her BIG success was due to Scientology O_O... (sarcasm)
  22. azonymous Member

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    fx'd
  23. bAnon Member

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    I'll take the $cilon on the left Chuck....
  24. subgenius Member

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    Oh Wilbur.
  25. StrongMouse Member

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    With as good as Kirstie Alley looked in her younger days, try to keep the nude photos off!!!! I do want this thread to keep being posted on!!!
  26. Whanonstler Member

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    Tits are always relevant.
  27. StrongMouse Member

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    From:

    Kirstie Alley Defends Tom Cruise's Scientology Video - Starpulse Entertainment News Blog

    Kirstie Alley Defends Tom Cruise's Scientology Video
    January 26th, 2008 3:00pm EST Post a comment Read 7 comments

    Kirstie Alley has jumped to fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise’s defense following criticism the movie star received for raving about the controversial religion in a promotional video.

    Footage leaked online showed a high-energy Cruise talking about Scientology, calling the religion "a blast" and then saluting a portrait of church founder, sci-fi writer L. Ron Hubbard.

    The video was never meant to be seen by the general public and Alley insists the criticism over Cruise's comments prove why church elders were keen to use the footage for promotional purposes only.

    She says, "Tom was using words meant for a Scientology audience. On the web, the video is take out of context. It's like a rabbi addressing a Christian church, speaking in Hebrew. No one would understand him."

    (This news article provided by World Entertainment News Network)
  28. cubby Member

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    scientology: it's like a whole nother language
  29. Optimisticate Member

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    ftfy
  30. Buttons Member

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    I wish a tabloid would run an article suggesting "Did Scientology Make Kirstie Fat?"

    I saw a video months ago where Tory Magoo mentioned that she gained 100 pounds when she reached the OT levels.

    Something about being miserable because she wasn't seeing the promised results and that she couldn't voice her concerns and still KSW. She also suggested that it was a common occurence of people reaching the OT levels.

    When did Kirstie start putting on the weight and did it correspond with her reaching the OT levels?

    Wouldn't the average scientologist believe that once you've reached the OT levels your super powers should prevent you from having a weight problem?
  31. The Shadow Member

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    Also she'd have to wear the Vulcan ears
  32. subgenius Member

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    vulcan ears=great handles
  33. basil Member

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    ... would you have to roll her in flour first to find the damp spot?
  34. StrongMouse Member

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    That was Harsh, Basil....but good
  35. Mutante Member

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    I think you'd have to borrow Spirit and Opportunity from NASA to have any chance of detecting moisture up in that dust bowl.
  36. cubby Member

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    lololololol
  37. Herro Member

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    Damn dude. Lol.
  38. StrongMouse Member

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    Ya'll will love this:

  39. eddieVroom Member

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    WTF? Is that a pube trail climbing up toward her tits? or the worst tummy tuck scar EVAH?
  40. cubby Member

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    i think she's wearing control-top pantyhose all the way up to her tits, actually

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