Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Anonymous, Dec 3, 2012.
As well you should : /
Ok, what is it, that can't be a vibrating barbie can it?
Lady on the box has quite a happy look on her face.
If I get in trouble for this I'm blaming you, creepy girl.
OMG TIL there is an antique vibrator museum in SF. MUST GO.
k, um, how bout everyone ITT orgasms, then blames it on me for not cuddling and talking about it for the next 3 hours.
Cause in 3 hours, I'll be hard again, and will agree with anything you bitch about, so long as we can do it again before the sun comes up.
So before I roll over on you again, I'll say, YES HONEY to anything so long as I can do it again, then shower and GTFO before you start whining, bitching, and complaining.
Yo, got a spare beer, bitch?
Well.... vibrators are good, and I have a great relationship with my Lelo, but men can be very pleasing. Two different experiences. Actually, even better when you combine them.
Get it your own damn self, Woohey
And don't ask for a bj, you ain't gettin' it
P u h leeeeeeze?
While we are in the neighbourhood, Brazilian, au naturals, or other variation?
oooooh good question. I am curious, too--
I am landscaped. Not natural, but more than a landing strip.
I just can't bear the thought of Brazilian regrowth, G string waxing is bad enough. Is there ever gonna be a time when the prepubescent look goes back outta fashion?
I wouldn't mind a few hours of slow exploration, with feedback. A bottle of nice red wine would be helpful.
No, I think it has become the "new normal."
The foreplay is getting ridiculously long.
Who wants to fuck?
But the 'new normal' Does it have an age bracket.
Did a Brazilian last summer. My man did NOT like it. And as it grew out, neither did I.
No, vibrators are downstairs, hiding in the basement. More the better I say.
That looks awfully terribly cumbersome.
Why?? This is to soothe stiff muscles dontcha know!
Hey! NO MEN HERE!!!! Didntcha see the thread subject???
(mumble, mumble, toil and bumble)
Woo,bit confused, weren't you offering it up to Itchy scratchy in another thread a bit earlier? Is Itchy Femanon?
This thread is finally living up to horny femanon standards. I had just about given up hope.
Itchy didn't respond to my advances. On to the next potential, um, hmm
Oh LOOK, SOMETHING SHINY
Wow. That's CARB-TASTIC. I'd be in a coma for two days if I ate that.
Not a substitute. An adjunct.
Those magnificent hotel breakfast buffets always have these huge platters of scrambled eggs, omlettes, bacon and sausage and just about everything. what a treat.
Origin of creey looking little girl icon
At last! Porn ITT!
My sister and I had my mom's old paper dolls- Movie stars from the 40's and 50's. Judy Garland, Betty Grable, and a raft of others I don't remember now. Good times.
We had those too, courtesy of my mom. (storybook dolls, not vibrators, ahem)
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