The Fall of Scientology: Chanology SF Raeps On

Smells like Jeff Quiros...

Fail Cult is FAIL

You two are a reality hit machine. Well done!

I'll be posting the alternate of Richard's thirty fifteen minutes of fame asap. Must. Edit. Down.

Seriously. SF anons are da bomb. No wonder Jeff Quiros hates you so much.

for fans of Richard... and you know? I couldn't trust him, but I do *like* him...

EPIC WIN!!

omg, enthaeon, SO glad you got this on camera! It's the kind of thing where I would usually be like, "Oh, I can't believe my camera ran out of batteries" and I didn't get that on tape...

He doesn't hate us. he just has an odd way of showing his love...

^found the right vid

^edit: this one has Bill in it

Confession: Picture of cookies posted previously (re: Halloween Raid) were from Google Images -- below are the actual cookies... and Xena ftw for her vital assistance in this endeavour!

Win after win after WIN. Jeffy's little butt buddy came out to see Jeff getting raeped in front of his own mOrg. The butthurt was palpable. When I asked this guy (henceforth known as Decrepit Butthurt) if he knew about Queeros hiding a rapist from the Law, he replied in the only Scientology approved way- demanding me to "take off the mask". I politely informed him of their policy of Fair Game. He had nothing. Typical.

I remember that! Had we seen that guy before? We saw a lot of people for the first time, but it seemed like a few of them were some wtf?? people who maybe weren't too into the whole thing -- whereas this guy seems to have been all in.

Then again, it's the new people who ask us to take off the masks... (and Janet Reitman...)

also, seriously... do they expect a would-be Scientologist's heartfelt success story (that would probably be taped and shown at orgs worldwide) to begin with: "Well, to tell the truth, at first I was a bit angry, because my friend lied to me about where we were going that night... lol!"

*also, it sounded like the Scientologist who brought him there was more of an acquaintance-type, didn't it?

Skeptic2girl is becoming my favorite protesting anon. I love her delicious sarcasm delivered with her sweet, distinctive, seemingly harmless high voice (not a putdown, at all). Nonetheless, she delivers flames like a molotov cocktail wrapped in tantalizing candy foil... the recipient hasn't a clue until 5 minutes after the damage is done.

Kudos, girl!

Now put a weight on that camera and become legend.

She is made of win. And a laundry list of other wonderful things. <3 to S2G.

You guys are way sweet.

Mwah!

I barely know what a camera weight is, though -- I googled it and it looks like something you can screw on -- but it looks like there are different kinds.

I have a Kodak Playsport and also a Canon digital camera that is made primarily for snap shots but which I use for video since the Playsport always breaks.

I don't mean to be lazy about research, but I DO want the vids to be less shaky but of course I don't want to spend a lot of money on a camera weight and it looks like you can pay as much as you want to for a very wrong one...

Any suggestions?

Purely for our lulzy love of JERRY- YouTube sensation and OTVIII!!! Thanks for the compliment, Jerry!

^I hope he know we AREN'T being sarcastic when we give him those compliments... he really does look good!!

Halloween Raid inconveniently fell on a weekday so appropriately enough, the raid was short and sweet and protip to all the femanons out there... you + moog + AnonGoofy = Threesome of WIN

Unforunately, Goofy was being trolled by a Neo-Nazi while the photo below was taking place:



but luckily the dude returned to CrazyTown and we got our Goofy/Santa back...


^I like how you can still tell they're smiling even with the masks covering their faces!

Goofy noticed that the Halloween decor was actually artwork depicting a Body Thetan (top) and then (bottom) DM and L. Ron Hubbard (Guess which one the pumpkin is?)!



Scientology: Where every day is Halloween





*just uploaded videos -- there's at least one good one. brb

There are some raids where the org is dead but at least one cool thing happened -- of course, Goofy being there meant there was EXCELLENT trolling and when moog got there it was all about the tunes but *totally worth it* moment was when Goofy and I got to talk with a guy coming out of the org.

He was a nice guy - I mean, heck, I know the Average Scientogist Person is - although his reaction to some of the stuff we said was a little dismaying.

However, I've been really trying hard to emulate Anon Sparrow's way of listening and definitely letting the other person say what they're going to say even when it's tempting to point out a discrepancy -- and to make any interjections and responses pointed and relevant.

The one part that didn't quite make the audio was towards the end of the conversation, a Scilon staffer comes up to this guy and says, with that exasperated shrug in his words (gesturing to me and Goofy) -- "Oh, I wouldn't bother!" You can hear me say, "That's kind of demeaning, sir."

Noteworthy: just like at the Janet Reitman event, Goofy jumped in at the exact right moment. No wonder he's so funny! His timing is right-on...

ALSO, Goofy ftw for taking BART dressed like Santa!!

**having trouble downloading long video of us talking with Scilon public -- will post it separately

Here's the video I was talking about...

"If you only watch one video in this (uh) post...watch this one where we talk with a Scientologist!"

Here's what the critics say:

"Amateur camera work, but interesting cameos" - Roger Ebert

"Remember to take your Dramamine" - Leonard Maltin

"I'm dead. Buzz off" - Pauline Kael

It's long, but I'm just so very happy I got this thing on tape...

note:

EDIT: this guy admits that Jeff Quiros did the wrong thing by covering up Jennifer Gorman's rape...

*at 15:58 is when the Scilon staffer says to the public, "I wouldn't waste your time..."

Saturday night.

November 5th

701 Montgomery St.

San Francisco

6 o'clock


We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

didn't understand a word of it, but the alliteration is a marvel

"C'mon out! Freedom out here!!"

Doing it rite

Best Regards

Jens

I want you, Adhocrat...



Right there.

Right then.

at the Guy Fawkes Raid

Be a good boy and go now

unless you don't want to be spanked

I
wanna
get
SPANKED!!!11!!

dammit. did I say that out loud?

Friend of mine built his own steadycam from PVC. Many different DIY configurations and price levels on google/youtube. search term: diy camera steadicam pvc pipe

A wild post-game appears! Moog and I decided to Enturbulate for a couple hours. We saw some old friends faces and a few new ones, as well.

Here's Goatse fan Bill Crawford flowing energy waving to us. &lt;3 Bill.



SciDad's TR's are dwindling, Mom's gotta dump something fierce and baby cried all the way to the mOrg.



Random Cultists are random.



WHY CAN'T COFFEE MAKE IT GO RIGHT?



Jenna Slevin Jennifer2's Confront.



Struggling with MEST. Also, that's a lot of Niacin lol.



Jeff wishing it was Staturday already.



/WINNING

Jeffy could learn a few games tricks from Jerry the OTVIII!

Any Jerry sightings?

I could see HIM becoming the next Golden Gate Bridge! Someone tourists want to get their picture taken with!

On the other hand, Jeff Quiros is sort of like Roman ruins of Fail. It's like, maybe at some point it might have looked nice but now it's just a shit heap. That's really too bad...

I'm planning to tell Bill and/or Richard (could I just say "Bitchard"?) that the reason we stopped protesting in Santa Rosa is it just got too depressing! Just so very, very sad. Two public there in like, what, 4 months? And of them was there For That Day Only! Even their staff sucks. It's all the same family: very Jerry Springer.

They didn't need us. SF does, though. With a Vengeance.

ANYWAYS, great job, gays!

you do us proud... as always

<3<3<3
s2g

I want you, Adhocrat...



Right there.

Right then.

at the Guy Fawkes Raid

Be a good boy and go now

unless you don't want to be spanked

^BUMP

[quote="skeptic2girl, post: 1935510......
*also, it sounded like the Scientologist who brought him there was more of an acquaintance-type, didn't it?[/quote]

On the HQS (Hubbard Qualified Scientologist) course; one of the things you have to do is bring someone into the org with the goal of getting them interested in Scientology. It is part of the course. If you don't do it, you don't finish the course. I am not saying that is what happened here but I am just adding some additional information. The course itself is considered one of the entry level courses. Sneaky bugger that Hubbard.

Interesting. Thanks for clarifiying...

Saturday night.

November 5th

701 Montgomery St.

San Francisco

6 o'clock

We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.


^BUMP

HAPPY STATURDAY!!!!111

Moog, Moral and I showed up, as promised (ohai Jeff), for this week's Stats Report at the SF mOrg. Despite the shitty totally awesome weather, we enturbulated for a few hours... long enough to say our hellos to Jeff, JERRY, Darcy Pippi and the rest of the idiots. Jeff made his cameo early on in the raid, but I'm saving him for last (you pulled us in).

MoralHazard, Entheta Extraordinaire.



This newfag staffer leading this pack of FAIL still has the awkward smile around us. Enough regging sec-checks niacin entheta will make short work of it.



These two know better. STATurday- NO SMILES ALLOWED!



Lady, there isn't enough coffee in the world for what you will endure.



Even Jeff's new nanny, Decrepit Butthurt, isn't at Cause over MEST.



ANONYMOUS MAKES OTVIII JERRY WET!!! Aww, &lt;3 u 2.



Here's our favorite Rape Apologist, Jeff Quiros! Those indicators are looking even duller than yesterday.



Good jorb, guise.



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