The Fall of Scientology: Chanology SF Raeps On

They go to Starbucks, get an empty cup, steal the toilet paper from Starbucks and put it in the cups. Then they bring it back to the org. This is done every morning by those doing an amends.

^FAIL. They don't need toilet paper! They have all those Hubbard books. Then again, those are already full of shit.

Never mind. Carry on.

Maybe they use the free Internet at Starbucks to read entheta and post inside info.

I bet Tom Cruise would attest to it tasting like D.M.'s cock after being in Tommy Davis's ass.

So what you are really saying is people need to hand out info cards infront of Starbucks? Maybe slip some EnTheta in to the newspapers?

No, just encourage those Starbucks trips. "Enjoy the Internet while you wait for your coffee! There is a whole world to learn about."

They must really like that Starbucks or REALLY want to get out of the org -- they HATE walking past the protestors, and it's guaranteed you have to do that if you leave to get coffee.

If it is Pam, as far as I know she is still in the sea org working for OSA. What would she be doing in San Francisco? I suppose Jerry can't handle is org against anions.

I guess you could always call out her name and she if she responds.

I mean anons, stupid spell check.

Freedom Day Raid Vid, REBOOT:

Why don't I know about this?? Halp?

Only five moar pages of this thread to read and you will be caught up TD.

^isn't this, Vintage Pam?

As in, Pamela L, not the Pam OSA person. Although...

NEW YEARS EVE SCIENTOLOGY FAILABRATION
SATURDAY DECEMBER 31 6PM TIL IT'S OVAH
@ C H U R C H O F S C I E N T O L O G Y
701 MONTGOMERY ST SAN FRANCISCO 94111

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

THERE WILL BE CAEK, CAMERAS, GLOWSTICKS, AND A FRESH TIGHT PLAYLIST FOR
THIS SPECIAL NIGHT AT THE ORG. SCILONS WILL BE INSIDE WATCHING DM ON TV
AND HANDING OVER THEIR CASH. WE'LL BE OUTSIDE PARTYING. BRING A MASK
AND GET DOWN WITH YOUR BAD SELF AT CLUB XENU. SHOW EM HOW IT'S DONE.
LOVE!!!!!<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

http://chanologysf.ning.com/events/new-years-eve-scientology-failabration

Pulling in 2012? Time to Resurrect Shawn Lonsdale Lulzcaeks or Anti-Raep Asterik Caeks.

Both delicious

...for New Favorite: Queeros FAILcaeks. They're delicious because you're not in a cult.

o please can you make moar of those big flat cookies with the colored things in em. the ET cookies. SO. SO. GOOD.

lol YES but I love cupcaeks, too. I think Tuna does, too. I'll see what I can do

Tuna cupcakes!

Luna C

Luna C + Tulu = Tuna

Luna + Tulu is also Lulu,
so we have a Lulu of a Tuna
or would that be a Tuna of a Lulu

Life can be so hard to figure out sometimes

It's a Christmas Miracle!!

Was finally able to upload some video that needed to be edited for anti-face fagging purposes.

So now, the SF Anons bring you...

Find cheap handheld/pocket PC's or laptops and offer to lend them while they get coffee...

^kindly asking no one to bitch about any camera-inducing sea-sickness. This was my first day of using that camera...

OK, thanks for posting it.

LOL, We Stand Tall!

You faggots impress.

Don't stop!

Love the we stand tall tribute. Brings back memories of the audience at the Shrine auditorium singing along when this first came out... Then this song forever looped in the reception area of most orgs for several years afterwards until even hardcore scilons could no longer take it. You guys mocking it has to KILL them inside, because they know this song is awful. New classic! Caramel Dansen and We Stand Tall requested fo-evah!

Also, Moog, is there anything you can't dance to? Seriously.

@JustNoise. I had to back off the Moog for a bit. I think I was developing stalker tendencies. He rawks it.

They are all hawt. I'm openly stalking ALL SF Chanology for they are the sexiest on the interwebs. They inform and enturbulate with style. I approve.

It IS fun to mock "We Stand Tall" -- the only catch is, after a while, that song gets a bit hard to take... even in the Noble Cause of enturbulation.

I also was in when that song came out.
When it reappeared this year I cried.
but then it got 400K hits and i laughed.
But I still hate that song with a passion.

Hey Law Hey Law Heyyy Laaaaaaaaw.

With tatoos.

Mahler?

The night that video was first shown all the high level SO members who had been bussed in to the Shrine were making fun of DM's taste in shirts. There was a lot of "what was he thinking?" fashion policing whispered all around the after party. I just wanted DM to know-- nobody *ever* liked that shirt. Everybody lies to you!