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The Bridge collapses

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by Mutante, Jun 17, 2009.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    Beef curtain tech.
  2. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    But if she causes an eclipse, everyone will lose their superpowers!
  3. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    KSW
    keep scilons wide
  4. xenubarb Member

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    She could be the dawg in that curtain and dawg sammich.
  5. Anonymous Member

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    fukken lol'd
  6. Re: The Bridge collapses

    Now, I love me some food, but how the fuck is eating 29,000 calories even possible? And wouldn't she be even huger if she ate that much?
  7. Suzette Member

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    She said she ate as much as 29,000 calories in one day. Honestly, the only way I can see you doing it is if you puke all day, and that much puking will kill you pretty quickly so it still doesn't add up. But assuming she somehow managed to do it with minimal puking, she would only be able to digest part of it and would be spending the next few days in the bathroom with..you know...other issues while she disposed of undigested food. She's managed to gain something like 100 pounds in a year, so she's probably storing her fat at the maximum possible rate and wasting the rest.

    It's more likely that she just can't add, but that doesn't mean she's not eating compulsively at rate that goes way past just liking junk food too much.
  8. Anon-007 Member

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    This is all an elaborate charade.

    Kirstie Alley is really the fifth (and latest) secret Scientology vault. Because she's semi-mobile, she can be moved to a new location if her cover is blown.

    I mean, would you have guessed that she has all of El Ron's nonsense recordings and lectures under that dress? Oh, and apparently Shelly Miscavige is in there too!
  9. chrisanon Member

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    Consensus, would you share moar about why you're wondering that?
  10. crockhat Member

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    I had a good lol at this. well done sir.
  11. crockhat Member

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    like crushed dreams and no tomorrow. obviously.
  12. Namenlos Member

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    I LOLed :D
  13. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    Eat de picketers tech?
  14. Anonymous Member

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    Man Da 'poons guy... No... the real, sharp pointy ones... just incase she tries to ram us.
  15. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    The only thing stopping her from going back to work for Jenny Craig is the door.
  16. Re: The Bridge collapses

    i laughed so hard I pissed all over the neighbours television set. Now I´m deepfried. Thanks.
  17. Anonymous Member

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    If Kirsty Alley were to become a VM, she'd go to Ethiopia to be eaten by the natives.
  18. RightOn Member

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    Well maybe Kirsty doen't mind all these fat pics of her. Maybe it is the PR she wants right now...
    I heard she may have a reality show in the making complete with a diet plan, exerercise regiment, a personal trainer and the whole nine yards.
    So maybe she is doing all this so people will tune into her show to watch her shed the pounds AND then she will be able to sell her "diet plan" that is suppossed to come out this November.Seems logical to me and not too tin foily either. You know Scilons and their PR!!
    The women disgusts me.
  19. JMBrandon Member

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    That's assuming an airplane can get off the ground with her on board--
    mighty big assumption there--

    They could try to catapult her, but the impact might put a hole in the Earth's crust..
    They might be better off having her hold her breath and row her across the ocean~
    The bright side, all the other VMs would get a free trip-

    Okay, now I'm being bad~ XD
  20. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    @RightOn, lolol, I'd liek ta see her do a full stint on one of the 'Biggest Loser' progs, don't watch that crap but I'd make an exception for that :D

    XP

    @send on VM mission comments........erm bored, tried to find recipe for 'hippo stew', sadly no luck: google was liek, wtf heres a caek recipe, sorry Ethiopyfags, but for travel I'm thinking cargo ship would do the trick, they gots cranes and everything! :D

    :D
  21. RightOn Member

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    HA! that would be great, but she would never go on a show like that, it would have to be HER own show,

    Anyone in for guessing some names for the new show if it ever gets made?
    And the Whale Wars title is already taken by another show! lol
  22. anon111265 Member

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    she probably meant to say 29 hundred, rather than 29 thousand. 2900 is still a lot of calories in a day, enough to gain some serious weight if you arent super active.

    so this is probably just a case of scientology math tech
  23. Anonymous Member

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    Why row, just strap a couple outboards on her and let her go, if she carried some freight with her she might even make a couple bucks.
  24. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    'Hog's Wallow' De ultimate cooking show for those too lazy to give a ratz azz wut they stick in their gorbs!

    :D
  25. Ravenmore Member

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    Then we will raid in the shade.
  26. RightOn Member

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    Remember that show a while back called Two Fat Ladies I think it was?Those two ladies would pile on the butter and fat in no matter what they were cooking. One of the ladies has died I think..
    Some people did a spoof on the show and they had bags of butter hooked up as an IV, it was hysterical. Can't remember who did the spoof though.
  27. RightOn Member

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    She would have come in handy at the DC protest last year.
    Although she would have ate all the samiches and ice pops.
    She would of won the cake eating contest too!
  28. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    I <3 that show from the couple of times I got to see it, they made some yummy things (not them.........the foods), found a write-up here on 'em >
    Larger Than Life - Writers and critics - Celebrities and articles - Food - Food & drink - Waitrose.com

    'Kirsty's Caeks!' Half the effort with all the cholesterol! Hardening your arteries has nevar been so easy!

    I miss the Cajun Chief too :( *schniffle*

    :)
  29. RightOn Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    thanks for including the write up :)
    I think all these cooking shows stemed from the Galloping Gourmet???
    Love the Kirsty Caeks! It would be a hot seller.
  30. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    'No thighs' too wide,
    To hide a Thetan inside!'

    From the 'Eatin' Thetan' book 1. :)

    XD
  31. Anon Char Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    I LOL'd

    LOL AKIRA
  32. Mutante Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    At last :)
  33. Anonymous Member

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    can u imagine kirsty and davey getting it on
    he would need scaffolding just to get on it
    it would make an interesting physics experiment a small particle fired at a much
    bigger one
    kaboom
    i heard that 65 million years ago kirsty fell out of the sky and wiped the dinasours
    out
  34. FreakE420 Member

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  35. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    *shiver*

    *plucks out eyeballs/wash*


    yikes. *rems grampa story 'Yep, got so drunk thet night.....*

    *shiver/cringe*

    O-o
  36. Anonymous Member

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    Wehay, go Morgan!
  37. Lorelei Member

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    "Dear Kirstie:

    1. Eat less.
    2. Exercise moar.

    You're welcome.

    Love,
    Anonymous
    XOXO"
  38. MongoLloyd Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    If they had a bit of injera big enough to wrap her in, nobody in Africa would be starving to begin with.
  39. xenubarb Member

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    Bajada dumi kajuju...waahuh huh huh huh...

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  40. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

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