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The Bridge collapses

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by Mutante, Jun 17, 2009.

  1. Mutante Member

  2. xenubarb Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    Been spending all her time Twittering and eatin donuts? Her twitters have been kind of bizarre in the last week. Made me wonder if she was "on" something.
  3. Re: The Bridge collapses

    Scientology works and helps people. OM NOM NOM NOM
  4. basil Member

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    I hear the Purif can do funny things to the body... no reason why the mind shouldn't suffer with all that crap too.
  5. avbb Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    MOOO!
  6. Uncle Bruce Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    As long as she's not "on top", shudder!
  7. basil Member

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    I'm heavier than that, and I manage to function perfectly normally in life *shrugs*
  8. Scatman Member

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    It's not because of the Purif. It's actually a glut of Body Thetans! Hubbard forgot to invent a laxative that blows out BTs.
  9. Scatman Member

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    Kirstie's high on the spirit of Xenu.
  10. pooks Member

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    I think it's more likely that she's gearing up for a meltdown. That if that happens, it would make for great lulz.
  11. Re: The Bridge collapses

    She just needs to down a few bottles of Thetan Blow...that's all...she'll be fine...maybe.
  12. basil Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    Kirsty's meltdown.

    [IMG]
  13. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    Ever considered exercise, you fat bloaty lard arse?

    That's about 18 stone. Or 1.5 Saddos worth.

    You should eat less and exercise moar ;)
  14. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    Scientology works and it helps people!... gain 400 pounds and piss their career away.
  15. Anon-007 Member

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    250Lbs is a lot of weight.

    I didn't realise you were an American, Basil?
  16. basil Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    Masturbation is good exercise, so I'm told. Worked for Popeye.
  17. Whanonstler Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    I would hit it. With Thor's Hammer! Jesus Christ, she fucking *ate* the bridge.

    Scientology works and helps people.
  18. avbb Member

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    I think you're right on this Pooks. Kristie has become quite obnoxious over the past couple of years. Almost every photo I see of her, she's flipping people off, angry, fat and ugly.
  19. Whanonstler Member

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    I just noticed the picture of Chasity Bono... does she actually need the sexual reassignment surgery, because, man... she could pass already.
  20. Anon-007 Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    But which star was caught smoking crack?

    And is Morgan Freeman really a pedophile?
  21. D... Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    Scientology cures you of your career.
  22. Whanonstler Member

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    I want to know that about the star too. Looks to healthy for Amy Winehouse.

    And as for Morgan, you leave Morgan alone- that smoove, smoky baritone would make anyone's panties damp.
  23. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    Another AMAZING scientology success story! You guyz don't get it. She is CAUSE over Life, Matter, Energy, Space and Time. Including huge masses of FAT! Just LOOK at all that blubber she was able to create with her SOOPER SEKRIT OATEE POWAHS!
  24. basil Member

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    Do I recall that Sonny Bono was a Scientologist?
  25. Mutante Member

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    She's certainly at cause over matter. Another 50lb and watch out for the accretion disc.
  26. Whanonstler Member

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    Kirsti is absorbing MEST and will become our galaxy reborn, recreated in L Ron's drug infused vision! Oh, shi~!
  27. Annia Lilith Member

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    -Scientology works and helps people- (yeah right....)
  28. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    I think you're right.
  29. Anonymous Member

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    accretion disc=i had to look it up, but then i lol'd
  30. the anti Member

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    looking at that almost makes me want to have a heart attack
  31. pooks Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    The more I look at this the more I think she's heading for a meltdown. Kirsti is a BIG celebrity. She is also a very indoctrinated Scientologist. I'm guessing she is having some serious cognative dissonance going on right about now.

    I'm going to go straight into speculation mode here but I'm guessing that Kirstie does not see real MD's for a yearly checkup. More than likely she's hook up with quacks, chirco's, naturopathics, etc. I didn't know any Scio's that went for yearly checkups. Scio's just don't do that. They go to MD's only when they have to because nothing else is working, and many times, it's too late.

    Kirstie could have a hypothyroidism, diabetes, apena, and a host of other problems that go with being fat. I'm sure she's having bouts of depression and she's trying to handle all of this by going into session several times a day and solo auditing on OT 7 in order to get rid of all those fucking Body Thetans that are stopping her from being free.

    On top of that, she goes on Oprah last month and says she's been studying and researching and she's developed her own weight loss program and is going to twitter about it and release it sometime soon. So she really puts the pressure on herself to lose weight, but because she's mindfucked to the max, she's never going to pull this off, because Scn not only doesn't work, but it fucks you in the ass every chance it gets.

    I hope she does have that meltdown, and I truly hope that it causes her to see what scn's all about.
  32. Re: The Bridge collapses

    I'm not sure why anyone would think Scientology could make someone healthy, It's not like L. Ron Crackhead was the picture of health
  33. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    hey, kirstie! waddle your fat ass back down here to flag and screech at us again about how we Anons should try $cientology because it works!
  34. Anon-007 Member

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    Are you personifying Scientology as a male rapist, or a butch lezbo with a strap-on then?

    I only ask because some women actually find anal sex pleasurable ;)
  35. Anonymous Member

  36. N. Ron Rubber Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    How interesting. In this vid (@5:37), Magoo explains she gain 100 lbs when she did OT VII. Just like Kirstie.

    [ame="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6951692086122912946&ei=FkU5SpedCI_wlAeYofiWBA&q=Tory+Christman+xenutv+&hl=fr"]Scientology: "Speaking Freely" Tory Christman[/ame]

    Wanna lose weight, Kirstie? Leave the cult.
  37. puck35 Member

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    Kirstie's meltdown would put the Exxon Valdez spill to shame.
  38. FUCK Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    why yes you do
  39. Re: The Bridge collapses

    Come on guise, she is just following the tech!

  40. Mutante Member

    Re: The Bridge collapses

    THIS IS WHY

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