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The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Anonymous, Aug 15, 2009.

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  2. xseaorguk Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    some suggestions for film titles starring Tom and Kate:

    gone with the Freewinds"
    "Whatever happened to shelly Miscavige?"
    "The great Escape from Gold base Hemet"
    "Looney tunes by LRH"

    Then a remake of the Film "Wizard of Oz"

    With Patty Barber as Dorothy, singing:

    "somewhere over the friggin bridge..."
    "the munchkin song starring Davieboy + co"
    "follow the yellowbrick road and bricks Miscavige is sh..ting"
    "there's no place like Int base"

    Starring:

    John Tavolta in drag as the Wicked Witch of the closet
    Angry Gay Pope as the Good Witch


    Miscavige's dog is then Toto,(but in SO uniform)
    Tom Cruise is the scarecrow cos he's losts his brain + falling apart anyway
    Tommy Davies as the Tinmnan, in search of a heart (no hope anyway)
    And Moxon as the Lion, as he has lost his bite and courage
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  3. Rockyj Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

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    This is where Evidence Based Prosecution comes in to play & law enforcement are are trained to determine the primary aggressor.

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  4. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    YouTube - Inside Edition: Jason Lee's Ex Says He's Obsessed with Scientology

    Actor Jason Lee and his ex-wife Carmen Llwellyn-Lee married in 1995 and Carmen soon found herself hanging out with Tom Cruise and his then wife Nicole Kidman, who Carmen says, was apparently not a fan of Scientology.

    Carmen said, "He said 'me and Nic, we're Scientologists too' and she just looked at him. And I knew immediately there's something going on here."
  5. AnonKat Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Tom Cruise Breaking News and Gossip | PerezHilton.com

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  8. Lorelei Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    So will pulling your hair back into a tight bun or ponytail on a regular basis, actually. :)
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Well, what do you think is causing it, Babycakes?
  10. Sponge Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Tom Cruise honoured at National Movie Awards | TV | STV Entertainment

    National Movie Awards 2010

    You get a brief glimpse of KH in the audience in this AP video:
    Wow, what a pair of despondent-looking sad cases.....


    Blah-b-blah-b-blah blah ramble ramble mumble.

    He did know he was getting that award, right? I mean, why does he sound like he's totally winging it up there? Does he think he has wit, insight and charisma to a level where he doesn't even need to think about the crap that comes out of his mouth anymore?

    He should have said, "I'd like to thank David Miscavige for bringing me so much fail to the point where I have to drag my ass to London to pick some some shitty inconsequential award which nobody recognises"
  11. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    How many national movie awards have you received sponge? I guess David Miscavige didn't help you as much as tom cruise huh?
  12. Anonymous Member

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    What kind of a pissant Award is this anyway? Looks like its only existed since 2007, and didn't even go in 2009. Also its an on-line voting poll that offers prizes as incentive to vote. I'd be interested in knowing how many did. The associated forum is nothing but crickets.

    Gee whiz Tom, hope you think it's a good substitute for an Oscar. If things get much worse for the poor dear I might actually start feeling sorry for him.
  13. Sponge Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Way to miss the point.

    Things were looking good until around 2005
    Tom Cruise - Awards
    Uh oh...
    Cruise tangles with Matt Lauer - Movies - msnbc.com

    The rot set in 2004




    Tell me, how did David Miscavige help Tom Cruise?

    I am just another customer of the entertainment industry but we get to say what we like and what we don't like. Directly or indirectly, via our wallets, we are the ones that give the movie awards, not receive them.
  14. Sponge Member

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    It is some shit thing run by a UK commercial TV station (ITV). They hand out a total of 8 awards. I think they are hoping for it to be as popular as their trashy National Television Awards National Movie Awards - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  15. Triumph Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Toms speech made no sense...
    Incoherent ramblings ..seem to be what Hollywood is all about...
  16. Bipolart Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    What did he say???


    Dunno.
  17. mirror neuron Member

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    Didn't see this in the last couple of pages, and no way am I going to read an entire Tom/Katie thread. Sorry if it's a repeat but it's kind of funny:

    Tom Cruise Takes Responsibility for Sofa-Jumping


  18. RightOn Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    "Every night before we go to sleep, Kate and I look at each other and it's like, 'How'd we do today?"

    it's always about stats with TC lol!
  19. mirror neuron Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Never go to bed without one last act of collusive denial.
  20. Triumph Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Oprah": "what were you thinking?..Tom?"

    Tom: "I wanted the audience to be happy..."They're squirrels," "Stuck in an electronic incident."

    Tom Cruise Dead Due To Accident , The Latest Hoax To Come Online
    http://popcorn99.com/story/18/3795.html
  21. anonakatie Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Wow he really doesn't make any sense, does he?

    And he and Katie both look so used up.

    Tics? Could be a few too many purifs wreaking havoc with his nervous system.
  22. RightOn Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Just saw a commercial for the MTV movie awards. Cruise is going to be there.
    Broadcast is live. June 6th
    cocks and all if this has been posted already
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  25. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    I think she likes being photographed with short men:

    Katie Holmes Presents At Tonys (PHOTOS)

    Lol @ comments:
  26. Anonymous Member

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  27. LocalSP Member

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    Wow, he's really sucked the life outta Katie.
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  32. anonymous256 Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    so did anyone troll scibot tom at MTV awards?
  33. RightOn Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Flipping through the channels, I saw TC getting interviewed in Seville and doing some stunt driving on his bike, then I flipped the channel and there was a promo for the Karate Kid (it's number one) and the very next commercial was a promo for Hawthorne, then within a couple of minutes a commercial for Jason Lee's new detective/cop show or whatever it is. It was a Scientologist commercial PR fest.
  34. Anonymous Member

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    Tom Cruise is charming and handsome, despite the creepy Scientology. And Cameron Diaz has a big face – Telegraph Blogs
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  38. Sponge Member

    H8TERS!!!!1111!!!
    suritomkatface.jpg
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  39. xenubarb Member

    That there is disturbing.
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  40. FreakE420 Member

    That there is freakin funny!
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