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The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by TinyDancer, Mar 10, 2009.

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  1. TinyDancer Member

  2. Anon-007 Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    Magic? You are joking right?

    The only benefit of having this thread is that all the saddos congregate in one place and don't litter up the main board with zillions of TommyGurl threads!

    Still, at least OSA don't bother coming in here ;)
  3. Optimisticate Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    You make it sound as if sadism is a Bad Thing.
  4. kissyfur Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    lookit me posting here!!
    story about katie having to write confessional diaries for Tom

    ohnotheydidnt: Katie Holmes makes weekly written 'confessions' to Tom Cruise


    I just thought it was funny that so far at least THREE separate people have commented "Well if he does the same thing it's not so bad" Almost exact same phrasing in each one. And that's only on page 1 of 4!

    1. that's creepy and probably not even true but if it is, i actually don't think it's that big a deal if he has to do the same thing. if not, it's totally fucked.

    2. Does he have to do the same? If he does, then it's not *that* bad, I guess. It's weird, but at least then it would be equal.

    3. I wonder if he has to write them also? It almost doesn't seem as bad to me if it's an equal thing. But if she's just reporting to him then that's some weird control...

    Perhaps there is a missed bulletin about "improv skills while using the Sci script"?
  5. rawrz Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    I heard tommy is gay. Go forth and gossip.
  6. Prozac4Tom Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    I heard that, too! OMG it must be true!
  7. Anon-007 Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    Must be true. Look at the tags for this thread (below)

    big, cruise, cruise is a closet gay, holmes, katie, katie needs a real cock, news, part, thread, tk 2: electric boogaloo, tom
  8. Relyt Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    Like the people who post in this thread? OH SHI
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    Do gay men go camping, cause he's packing up the RV and taking the family to see America.

    Or he's trying to isolate his wife so that she doesn't get wind of the "ZOMG she's dying from detox!" press.

    Nah, isolating people from the outside world is something a weird cult would do.
  10. rummychick99 Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    how is the RV camping thing supposed to work? How many security RVs and how many Press RVs in the campground?
  11. Anonymous Member

  12. Optimisticate Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    Katie needs to watch out for convenient accidents. Not like that's ever happened before in Scientology.
  13. RightOn Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    Everyone brings a "church" member along with them when they go camping. Amirite?

    Anyone going to protest KOA? tee hee
  14. Mooki Member

  15. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    ;)

  16. Mooki Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    Tom Cruise Shows Valkyrie Valor | Tom Cruise : Just Jared

    Of course Katie isn't there to support her wax statue husband. Accrording to Japan Today, 50 lucky fans/future Scilons were chosen to do a chartered flight with Tommy Boy from thousands/probably 10 applicants.
  17. Joyful Member

  18. Mooki Member

  19. fitch2000 Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    You can tell he is frightened to death of Anonymous, he's only been out and about promoting that stupid movie for 5 months now lol.

    I guess it's better than when he was just out promoting his wife and daughter and their amazing life though. blah
  20. Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    LIEK OH MAI SHAMWOW
  21. auchraw Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    << QUOTE: Actress Katie Holmes is adding fashion designer to her resume - she's developing a clothing line for young girls. The 30-year-old star has been inspired by Suri, her two-year-old daughter with Tom Cruise. >>

    Why is it that all the women with the worst taste (Posh is another one) feel impelled to design clothes? But at least Posh doesn't blame her kids.
  22. Relyt Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    You know, I really don't mind this circle jerk so much anymore, but seriously? "Katie has new hair"? DIAF.
  23. Mutante Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    Compare it with her previous styles. When you see it you'll shit bricks.

    [IMG]
  24. Mooki Member

  25. Forseti Member

    New Katie Holmes article &quot;gaunt, sickly, skinny&quot;

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  26. basil Member

    Re: New Katie Holmes article "gaunt, sickly, skinny"

    It's just win after win after win after win after win...
  27. subgenius Member

    Re: New Katie Holmes article "gaunt, sickly, skinny"

    Its comin' down day by day.
  28. Re: New Katie Holmes article "gaunt, sickly, skinny"

    Damn...I give it about 6 more months before government decides (FINALLY GETS THE FUCKING POINT )to play some IRL Metal Gear Online with the scilons.
  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: New Katie Holmes article "gaunt, sickly, skinny"

    There seems to be some momentum happening.

    Snowball.
    Mountain.
    Faster.
    Crash.
    End.
    .
  30. LRonAnon Member

    Re: New Katie Holmes article "gaunt, sickly, skinny"

    I'm more concerned about the type of magazines Forseti subscribes to.
  31. Hombre Moderator Skandinaviska

    Re: New Katie Holmes article "gaunt, sickly, skinny"

    ... after win after win after win after win...
  32. RavenEyes Member

    Re: New Katie Holmes article "gaunt, sickly, skinny"

    Shouldn't this be in the megathread?
  33. subgenius Member

    Re: New Katie Holmes article "gaunt, sickly, skinny"

    Its like the "pecking order" with chickens.
    As soon as a spot of blood appears they all will go for it.
    You all drew first blood.
  34. cubby Member

    Re: New Katie Holmes article "gaunt, sickly, skinny"

    OMG POOR KATIE THIS IS REALLY HARD ON HER WE HAVE TO SAVE HER!!!!!! =o
  35. Optimisticate Member

    Re: New Katie Holmes article &quot;gaunt, sickly, skinny&quot;

    At least someone other than Anonymous or OG has made the connection.

    Snowball, recommence rolling.
  36. auchraw Member

    Re: New Katie Holmes article "gaunt, sickly, skinny"

    I think this IS the megathread (part 2)

    Tom Cruise is a moron.
  37. gizmogirl Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    As Tommy is a good Scilon, does he keep up with the Wog news? Would Tom's handlers even let him know about the Kesq-tv series?
  38. Forseti Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    Great someone moved moved this article and merged it into a thread that has a first page full of bawwwing. It is an important article and now it's buried in bawwwws.


    Baaaaaaw!!!! ;-)
  39. Mutante Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    Welcome to the squandering of Scilebrity news that is WWP.
  40. Prozac4Tom Member

    Re: New Katie Holmes article "gaunt, sickly, skinny"

    Hey! Great idea! But first, wanna go shopping? I need some new heels and some black slacks. We could also go to the salon and get some purple hair extensions so we look hawt for our photo ops when we save her.

    Shopping first. K?





    Katie's family needs to be bitchslapped for allowing this to continue. Fucking morons!
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