TC has "Serious Feelings" for Cam Diaz

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Anonymous, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. Anonymous Member

  2. RightOn Member

    run Cameron run!
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  3. Anonymous Member

    KH is a guru. She pwns that man at least on a weekly basis. She knows his buttons and is having a lot of fun pushing them.

    The Cam thing is a response to the Joshua Jackson thing. Where Katie has a good cover story for calling JJ (seriously, why would she even bother other than to eff with TC?), this is a pretty feeble counter by TC. Cameron doesn't need to run. She'll just laugh in his face, pat his wittle belly, and go get a piece from some hot dude.
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  4. Anonymous Member

    maybe she'll get him to start smoking weed.
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  5. Bipolart Member

    I heard that Cam likes to burn one on occasion. I don't think Tom would be down with that.
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  6. Anonymous Member

    Then toke away, Cam, TOKE AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  7. Bipolart Member

    Btw, the third picture of the article is really weird. He looks like an alien is about to burst out of his stomach. He has the strangest gut I have ever seen.
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  8. Anonymous Member

    I know. I get really squicked out when I see shirtless pics of him. Those Stacie Jaxxxxxx pics made the vom actually leave my mouth, hit the pavement, swirl around, and die. Despite the photoshop. SRSLY.
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  9. raboon Member

    Meh I already ruined her for any other man.
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  10. RightOn Member

    Tom Cruise has feelings?
    nah mission impossible!
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  11. Bipolart Member

    While I'm at it, his pants are like up to his armpits! I don't think he has a belly button. Just gross, undulating muscles. Ick.
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  12. Anonymous Member

    Well, if he wants a girl with no history of threesomes then he's barking up the wrong tree.
  13. Anonymous Member

    ^^ LOL.

    He just wants to get laid and has to claim he has feelings to justify that. I know he has "feelings" and vomit accordingly.
  14. anon walker Moderator

    Liposuction, perhaps?
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  16. Anonymous Member

    hysterical. I am so immature, yet very happy, today.
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  17. Random guy Member

    That's what body thetans do to you.
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  18. Anonymous Member

    Diaz likes toy boys, sorry Tom.
  19. Anonymous Member

    Totally relevant

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  21. RightOn Member

    she dated Justin Timberlake
    Justin is 31 and Cruise is 50
    You about 2o years off Tom!
  22. Missfit Member

    Apparently she bought weed from Snoop Dogg in HIGH school. Lucky girl.
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  23. Tourniquet Member

    Tom's living in the past. Strange, for someone who's supposed to be so "in present time".
  24. Anonymous Member

    Giant LOL.
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  25. RightOn Member

    Katie's expression after reading about it.
    She must be thinking, oh man! what an a-hole!
  26. Anonymous Member

  27. RightOn Member

    wow that was fast. guess they have to keep up the "Tom is SO into women seeeeeee!" smoke and mirrors, dog and pony show.
    He was prolly out with some cast member.
    Another movie? Who the hell would invest in that? He must be paying for it himself.
    What happened to Oblivion any ways? chirp chirp chirp

  28. Anonymous Member

    TonyO wrote of Cruise, "The man is not gay."
    Guess he knows something we don't.
  29. RightOn Member

    welp if he is not gay, he certainly has some quirky ways. Didn't Katie and him have seperate rooms?
    oh Katie, can't you just clear this one little tiny thing up for us? LOL!!!!
    maybe all those hours on the emeter has zapped his weenie!
  30. vaLLarrr Member

    Oh, if she didn't have a Scottish boys name I would marry her in a Texas minute.

    Fact is, she's too good for him.

    He should hook up with Kirstie Alley. Seriously.

    Let them clam up together. Freak show. Xenu LOL.
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  31. Bipolart Member

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  32. First thing I thought when I saw this thread!:cool:

    On edit, I've never seen a male belly quite as lumpy as Tom's.
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  33. The Wrong Guy Member

  34. Anonymous Member

    I'd like more detail on that. No threesomes, period! Or would either FMF or MFM be okay? (How about MM F?)
  35. Anonymous Member

    He has growths of cancerous ego spreading through his body.
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  36. Elron obviously never wrote an order on abdominal symmetry.
  37. Anonymous Member

    Lost his erection already, eh?

  38. Anonymous Member

    I think Cameron digs chicks, so she's a degraded being according to ol' rubber lips Hubbtard.

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