ScnTO's Very Own Last Chance Thread

Hello, as the official dome ambassador, I would like to state that we do not wish to have this thread in the dome. Please keep it upstairs.

"We"? Got a cock in your mouth?

ScnTO, if you want this thread to stay out of the dome, stop spamming non sequiturs and repeating copy/pasted material. Respond in a substantive way to others' posts, or raise issues that you actually intend to discuss.

Translated: We do not wish to have this thread delayed in its inevitable delivery to the dome.

I WILL REPEAT THE QUESTION FOR THE THIRD TIME

Nah, he wants to join the Sea Org ROFLMAO

Being a Scientologist, in good standing with the church, I support ScnTO.

You're his paymaster?

There's no paymaster in CoS. BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT NOW WOULD YOU? SINCE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE CHURCH.

Yeah, trolled ya LOL

No shit, Sherlock. Staff are unpaid volunteers.

PS. I'm an ex, out since '93.

FYVM

elaborate

Well how can I tell when you hide behind that mask and wear that faggy sweater.

Well. Not We'll.

Johnny?

The sweater with elron's face on it that your mom knitted for me? That one?

That is a lie.

no reason.

Get out of the bushes!

Yer right, it wasn't called Paymaster, it was called Director of Disbursements. As Treasury Secretary HFA I paid the staff. Always in cash, I might add.

Were there weeks in your org when there was no staff pay at all?

Oh god, no...!

Oh yeah, many times. Or we might get $1.27 or some such.

Who told you that?

I meant it as a joke. I had no idea he would take it seriously.

I have noticed that it is not uncommon for culties to be unable to process humor.
This ones seems to think that quoting old sci-fi movies and writers is funny.

"Regarding your profile of Paul Haggis (The Apostate, Feb. 14), as you know, I am Paul’s sister and I maintained close personal and professional relationships with him during the first 18 years of his career. While Mr. Wright’s article is rife with inaccurate and untruthful statements about Scientology, the allegations leveled by Paul Haggis in particular unravel on three main points:"

http://www.kathyhaggis.com/?p=21

Jeez, I've taken the dogs to the beach, picked up a human in the car, been back out for food, and I come back to 'work' and ScnTO is still tapping away! You're gonna shrivel up like one of those Jap kids who died of WoW.

Since this is a shit thread now, anyways... When are the mods going to come up with trophies?

YEAH....WE WANT TROPHIES, WE WANT TROPHIES...(everyone now) WE WANT TROPHIES!!!

Lt. Commander Data: Accessing...

Kathy is a lying snatch...everyone knows she doesn't have the ability to write something so articulate. ScnTO is a real chill for the cult...die soon cuntface!

correction...SctTO is a real SHILL...

correction #2:

CUNT-FACE!

I hope that's not another clam link. You know we have to disinfect that stuff right?

I now want to go read about that Japanese kid who died playing too much WoW. This ScnTO is just an idiot, all he can do is quote Hubbtard. Pointless.

I care more about the Japanese kid than this douche. Hope someone can care enough to want to cure it. This is what a cult member looks like, LOL. Sorry sweetie you don't even have an opinion we can torment.

L Ron Hubbard's "tech" was ripped to shit years ago, what's the logical conclusion? Hundreds of afterlives?? So that means you can fuck this one up!

Yeah great thinking.

I'm not sure this Ronbot even reads replies, but here goes -

Hey ScnTO - how come there are NO happy grandparents or happy elderly folk in Scientology?

You already avoided this question earlier in the thread: What do you think about ALL the names on the Ex Members of the Church of Scientology list?
http://wiki.whyweprotest.net/List_of_ex-Scientology_members_who_have_spoken_out

And don't bother quoting L Ron Hubbard. He's dead. He cannot answer these questions. It is you that is required to be Dauntless, Defiant and Resolute, ScnTO. Or does the "tech" not work?

Your answers are eagerly awaited. If you fail this simple task of standing up for what you believe in, it will only confirm what is already known.

Do want trophies.

Troll Of The Week FTW!

Hey Ersatz, what's the update on the trophies?

Safe to say, trophies are pretty far down on the to-do list. Last I heard xf didn't have a way of allowing us to design our own. Believe me, FreakE and Barb had some excellent ideas. Maybe they'll do an add-on down the line because evidently a lot of people want one.