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Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

Discussion in 'Media' started by pooks, May 15, 2008.

  1. anonhuff Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    ahahaha yesssss
  2. pooks Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Here' moar

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  3. DeadFace Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    More than just flyers, these scream "banners on a stick"...

    Nice color picture signage... big and able for staffers to see.

    The "What motivates us? Money" is a great one as well.

    Man... they give us enough ammo without us even looking.

    I'm seeing something from a "Free"Winds photo opp coming somewhere...
  4. thedoctor Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

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    isn't google wonderful?
  5. Thetan Ass Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Somebody please fix up this poster...it's looking liek "IN THE NAVY" by the Village People.
    And LOOK, they all have one "common sword"...:fuckyou:

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    And here's the words on that poster, and you tell me why they are trying to "cure" gayness...I'm reali confoozed:

    "It's not the first time....
    You've been a part of the elite.

    Feel the weight of the sword in your hands
    as you raise it high.

    The firey rush of pride
    that's been resting in your soul

    will remind you...
    This isn't the first time we've been together.

    Welcome Home, Shipmate"


    ( it maeks me horny sorta...weight of something something in my hands, part of a group, -woo hoo- raising it high, oo yeah, firey rush...not the first time...COLD SHOWER GOTTA GO.)
  6. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Pooks - Nice batch of Sea Org pics there! Do you have the one where it shows fighter jets heading off into space above a planet? (It was shown in the documentary "Missing in Happy Valley")

    Moar swords

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  7. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    How about these?

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  8. ThetanCluster Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Welcome home, shipmate! :fuckyou:

    Wonder what they would do if someone refused to sign the billion year contract because they signed it in their last lifetime.
  9. Anonabliss Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    It needs a "Waldo" hiding somewhere in there, lol.
  10. Anonabliss Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Isn't that the Fred Flintstone lady in the 5th picture down?
  11. Donovan Cook Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Those are great!

    Also, what the fuck is up with the swords?? They don't actually get swords, right? But boy do they strive and fail at looking like the Navy.

    Fail ad is fail.

    Edit: Is he really standing on a box??

    Edit 2: Was that shot at Gold Base? What totally renovated and modern ship has a wooden wheel on the deck? /sarcasm
  12. Anonygrace Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    You know, I really wondered about that phrase "an elite Anonymous" in the stupid "look, terrorism!" DVD the Scientologists are shopping around... It didn't make sense linguistically, to me, and was also so obviously the opposite of something any Anon would say.

    But now I see where they got it; the term "elite" is all over the Sea Org propaganda. No wonder the DVD-makers unconsciously absorbed lingo from their own supersecretsociety when trying to mimic us.

    I sort of love that Hubbard created an entire set of terms to make himself feel special and important, but it's then hobbled his followers by immediately distinguishing their speech in normal conversation.
  13. anonhuff Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    He's standing on something, the shadow from his feet is not a straight line.

    And it appears to be a prop of some sort, because what ship builder would decide that a relatively weak latticework of wood would be a good idea for someone to stand on, and place a lot of force against when turning against rough seas. That's just asking for some trapdoor action to happen at the most inconvenient of times. Also it isn't symmetrical, the wheel or the latticework or both are props in my estimation.
  14. ElrondHubble Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    can i has win?

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    Fine print reads:

    If you read this fine print, I swear to God you will fucking die. DON’t READ IT!! It will end any and all deals with the Marcabian confederacy,and such clients.. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ZOMGCRUISECONTROL TOM CRUISE MISSILES?!?!?!!!!!!1111!!!1!!1!!!!!!oneonethreeeight
  15. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

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  16. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Not mine, but I really like it.

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  17. Old_Man Member

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    New here, just thought I would add my two cents. Long time Scilon researcher, been on your site since day one, just now posting.

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  18. Pelvidar Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    This just kills me. I love the pirate ship! :) Keep 'em coming you bloody pirates of the sea arrrgh!
  19. thedoctor Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    ACTUAL SIZE
    (why do you think the blond in the front is smiling?)
  20. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    *sniff* I fucking love you guys.
  21. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    We Come Back. Phooey.

    We ARE back.
  22. Snake Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    We need special OPS groups in Anon too, with cool names!!!
  23. AnonKiwi Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

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  24. Old_Man Member

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    Added the FreeWinds aka Blue Boat, flying Anon Flag with FreeWinds name crossed out and Anonymous put in.
  25. AnonymousNow Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    they made her eye a preternatural color. and they are all giants who could punch the world and cause it to lose orbit.
  26. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    I have almost ZERO photo editing skills. These were done with Paint and PowerPoint.

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    Ironic, huh?
  28. anonhuff Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    they got him :(
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  29. thedoctor Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08


    I know this is wrong, but when you take the candy coating off... only the ugly truth remains...
  30. deepthot42 Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Waldo FTW^^^
  31. Yoni Alter Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Fucking incredible.
  32. 1337_H4X Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    My Interpretation
  33. Obi-Wan-anon Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    First of all, in quite a few of thes posters, they're all wearing white - does that mean they're all virgins?

    Second, about the "we came back" slogan - add the "billion year contract" idea (We came back. We had to - we signed a billion year contract).

    Or "we came back - we just followed the trail of dead thetans."

    On a closer note - as former military, it PISSES me off that these jokers wear ribbons designed and made for the military. The DoD burns people that claim to have "earned" military decorations. With no mil ID card, this is considered improper wear of the uniform.

    Are there any good quality photos of DM (him only) in full uniform, with ribbons? I'd like to see exactly he's claiming to have earned.

    And those anons near a Navy or Marine base - send these pictures (the srs ones) in a pkg to the base Public Affairs office. I'd want them to warn their people that some of the idiots you see wandering the streets deserve NO mil honors - they wouldn't want to see MY salute, anyway.
  34. Old_Man Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    I get it. My Father, 31yrs Marine, Brother, Marine in Iraq, Brother, in A.F. in Iraq, I served in the Air Force and another Brother served in the Army. It really chaps me to see these jackasses with Uniforms and a wannabe military. FuckTards
  35. anonEmouser Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Question: are Real Military ribbons trademarked/copyrighted?

    The scilons probably copied some verbatim and just gave them their own meanings (3 tours on cancerboat, Midget Beatdown with bronze cluster, etc)...might be a case there.
  36. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

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    Hey Guise, Scientology offers a single permanent solution! Sounds lovely
  37. Obi-Wan-anon Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Thats why we need a good quality, hi-res photo of DM in uniform, with ribbons. Not sure about the TM/copyright, but some ribbons are only given for service in mil, for acts of bravery, etc. Try wearing a medal of honor (ribbon or medal) that you didn't earn, to see the fur fly.
  38. Yoni Alter Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Wait - that's the UNphotoshopped version?
  39. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Yep, unphotoshopped

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