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Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

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  1. pooks Member

    Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

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  2. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    OH EXPLOITABLE! :woot:
  3. SamJac55 Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    that girls eye ball is very frightening to me. She looks alien like.
  4. Anon Y. Mouse Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Someone with skills ought to make it so they all have Guy Fawkes masks on. ARTISTIC TEAM, HAVE AWAY.
  5. Skeptic1337 Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    They all look too well fed and healthy to be in the sea org. I call hax.
  6. Daywatch Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    SHOOPED!
  7. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    The Sea Org: We're politically correct, so we must be the good guys!
  8. Mouseyhair Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    EXPLOIT EXPLOIT EXPLOIT EXPLOIT
  9. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    All the Sea Org material is just so embarrassing to look at. How can they not realize how ridiculous they look?
  10. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Yer jus' jealous you don't play sailor dressup for an insane drug-addled conartist :( (heh)

    I definitely agree though, some of the Sea Org proganda is quite laughable.
  11. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Bolded truthes about Sea Org.
  12. tazor Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    The chick's got make-up on! Nobody in the SO has the money to buy make-up and even if they did they wouldn't have the time to apply it.

    Wonder how much they paid these model's to pose?
  13. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    I think my favorite part is that they're in space.
  14. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    "overworked, underpaid" - that's a weird way to recruit people. Nice to see LRH being honest for once.
  15. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Seriously, WTF?
  16. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Oh this is nothing. There is tons of this type of Sea Org propaganda stuff out there.

    One of their old ones.

    [IMG]
  17. D... Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Understatement of the century
  18. Donovan Cook Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Yes!!

    And lookee the diversity of the 'chosen'.

    Going to shoop now....
  19. anonEmouser Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Really? A sword? Really??
  20. I Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    I love that girls eyes.

    seriously, if she offered to do certain things if I'd join the sea org, I'd join.

    well, except for the fact that she'd be lying.
  21. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    motivatorseaorgbm4.jpg
  22. Captain-chan Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Of couse a sword! After all, they're the few, the proud, the mar---the mar---the MARITIME OTs. Phew, saved it.
  23. ANON E MOOSE Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    here is a nice clean version to shoop with.
  24. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    ^Thanks. Exploit funtime will commence...

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  25. karmanon Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    /r/ rule 34 of poster plz :fuckyou:
  26. User Name Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    What the fuck?

    1. It looks like they ripped off the movie poster for A Few Good Men
    2. They love their view of Earth from space pictures don't they? They've used one on thecommline.com, an L.Ron recruitment video, a fake bomb threat, this poster and god knows what else.
  27. XenuLovesU Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    The Sea Org should be recruiting sixth-grade English teachers.

    Their crappy grammar makes my eyes bleed.
  28. D... Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Seriously, how fucking insulting to the actual military can you get? It's like they are playing dress up with Navy uniforms.

    You're not fooling anyone. Cool uniforms doesn't mean you are important.
  29. AnonMeow Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Haha we should use their slogan on our signs regarding our protests (an "Expect us" sort of thing): "We Come Back" :D
  30. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    I'd like to snag some hi-res versions of these ads. Instant signs and flyers!
  31. Theta Omega Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Well they're sure as shit not on the sea, now are they?

    THE SEA ORG: Why Does A Religion Have A Paramilitary Organization Exactly?
  32. Randomness Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Zing
  33. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    ahahahaha someone throw guy fawkes masks with eye patches and pirate hats all over that shit
  34. the1maggot Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    delivered

    seaorglolwut.jpg
  35. Anon Hill Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    is it just me or do those faces look a little familiar to the ones in "I'm a Scientologist" video?

    just askin
  36. kanon Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    "The Sea Organization" should be changed to "Marcab Confederacy"

    Other than that, awesome shoop.
  37. indeedindeed Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    When I saw the OP picture, first thought:
    "ZOMBIES FROM OUTER SPACE
    coming to a theatre near you in 2009"

    but the masks are lovable.
  38. Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Win
  39. capriciouss Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    delivering, if mag already aint
  40. Anne Ominous Member

    Re: Scn's latest Sea Arrhg Ad May 08

    Protest advert! This can be a fucking good protest advert!

    Get some dates and times on the bottom of that beast and ship it off to the flyers section!

    Whey!

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