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Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by Smurf, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    LOL... delivered.

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  2. grumpus Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

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  3. thetanic Member

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    I see what you did there.

    Now you're making me want to see him succeed as a singer. :(
  4. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Scary thing is that most of the failures on that show are not scilons.
  5. JohnB2008 Member

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    This is a demonstration of Scientology's hypnotic abilities ;they have hypnotised him into thinking he is a really good singer. His perception of reality is not consistent with everyone elses.

    Cowell was actually entertaining. I usually just see him as a bit of a cunt.

    Is there any proof that Austin Fullmer is a Scientologist though? Just wondering.
  6. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    We have one ex that says that they know his parents another ex says they can tell by his delusions and the sci speak.
  7. Anontacular Member

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    Also his dad went clear in the 1970's. Screenshot in this thread.
  8. Smurf Member

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    Shame. What would your mother say about that??
  9. JohnB2008 Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Okay, that's interesting. Thanks.

    Now that Austin is a major embarrassment to the Church, will it give him the same treatment that Vince Offer (Shamwow guy) was was given?. i.e. sustained character assassination & abuse ?(Or have I got that completely wrong? It's just from memory)
  10. Anontacular Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    He plows his field. The internet just comments on the crop.
  11. Anonymous Member

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    I don't like how the kid seems ashamed of working in water treatment. That's pretty damned necessary work. Does every member of Scientology have to be a singer or artist instead of having a normal blue-collar (depending on what specifically he does) job, and how does that make it seem like a normal religion?
  12. Smurf Member

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    He wasn't dissing the job. He said his "destiny" was in a music career. Besides, his job is part-time. I confirmed that he's still attending high school in La Canada-Flintridge. He's graduating June 2010.
  13. OHSHI Member

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    Precisely why this dude needs to get xbox hueg, because he's ahead of the curve...
  14. OHSHI Member

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    Because blue collar work gets you blue collar existence.

    ... or wait, unwarranted self-importance, right?

    Guess what... until you prove yourself through monetary success it's "unwarranted".

    I hope this dude is pounding the chick u wanna fuck but can't because she's above your class and he will be making money.
  15. Anontacular Member

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    When I first got in they asked me what I like to do. I said something specific (like singing, playing an instrument, acting, arts) and I was told that's just great. Ronbot tech will give me the amazing ability to rise to the top of that field.

    This is the kind of brainwashing poor kids like this .... end up believing. Sad. The result is brazen awfulness and conjoined with denial of trainwreck as shown in the broadcast. This poor kid has been told that he is going to be a superstar.

    Still, I can't help but laugh. I just can't.
  16. Anonymous Member

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    Obviously,Simon, et al, are SPs.
  17. JohnB2008 Member

  18. exOT8Michael Member

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    I think both DM and Austin should share this award.
  19. Anonymous Member

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    scientology can help him be TC. raving mad couch jumpers are symbolic
  20. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    A meme has been born.
  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    or it is being repeated.

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    the guys definitely cannot stand still
  22. Anontacular Member

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    Cooties?


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  23. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    oh yes...........

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  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    OT-C = Operating Tom Cruise.
  25. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    "Why didn't I hug you more when you were a kid?"
  26. Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    "This video has been removed by the user."

    Aww, shit! Did anyone download Austin's music vid?
  27. Anonymous Member

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    Those are his BTs
  28. Smurf Member

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    Right here, bro...

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-uefmIz-g8"]YouTube- Austin Fullmer - "Sex Machine"[/ame]

    He's claiming on Twitter that his song played on Virgin radio.. OK, you guyz had your fun but I wished you'd stop tormenting the poor kid... plus I'm trying to talk him into performing at the next LA megaraid...
  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    I never pegged you for a moralfag, Smurf.
  30. Smurf Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Gimme a break. The femanons here have been giving me a real hard time.
  31. Anonymous Member

  32. Anontacular Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Yes, both.
  33. JohnnyRUClear Member

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    Anonymous delivers yet again. :-D

    They've been giving me something real hard too, but you don't see me crying about it. Of course that's only due to my webcam being off.
  34. Anonymous Member

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    Johnny, I see what you did!
  35. Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    12 friends on myspace.
    Including Tom.
  36. Lorelei Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Wow. Woooooooooooow. He's...REALLY bad.

    I'm not just picking on him because he belongs to a creepy cult, either. I was thinking that it might not be THAT bad...that we are so used to anticipating Scieno FAIL that someone might be exaggerating the badness. ALAS, NO. That was really terrible. Really, really, really terrible.

    Tom Petersson and Robin Zander would shiv him in the eye. Bun E. Carlos should shove his drumsticks up that kid's bunghole while Rick Nielsen beats him to death with a wacky custom guitar.

    Fucking dire, I tell you. Utter puke.

    his complete lack of self-awareness and inflated ego only make it worse. "The chicks dug me, man! It is all that bastard Simon's fault!" Ell Oh Ell.

    He's embodying all that was BAD and CRAP about the 80s, more like. There was some cool stuff, and as hard as it is to believe, MTv was once not an utter cesspit of retardery and atonal screeching dross...but the crap aesthetic taste of the average person means that the only cultural detritus that survives to represent the decade to those who weren't born yet is the utter shite of the 80s. Believe me, some of us hated Michael Jackson and Phil Collins and Madonna (etc.) and wanted them all to go die in a fire.

    This poor retard. He is pathetic. He's got the boogie in his butt. He can dance if he wants to. He can leave your friends behind. ('Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance...) Nothing comes between him and his plastic Calvins. Jazzercize! Callanetics! WOO!

    All he needs to make the "look" which he appears to be trying to cultivate complete:

    * red leather pants like Loverboy
    * some rubber gasket bracelets
    * moar mullet + guyliner + pierced ear
    * wobbly MANIC PANIC streaks
    * a fluourescent necktie; actual shirt collar for tie not needed
    * a single sparkly white glove
    * a few technically unfortunate 80's video effects
    * off-shoulder Flashdance / Dirty Dancing nancyboy terrycloth shirt

    ...and we'll experience some kind of freaky time inversion vortex or something and wake up and have to endure people thinking Rubik's Cubes are the best thing since sliced bread and that "Where's the beef?!" is hysterical. That Max Headroom cracks me up. Bueller? ...Bueller?

    I was there; waiting for your modem to connect to the Proto-'netz sucked butt. MADNESS!!

    Do you want Xenuboy there to cause a scientifically improbable space-time continuum thingie to happen thanks to his flailing and horrible 80s culture theft? DO YOU?

    HE MUST BE STOPPED.

    If we are lucky, his $19.99 Saran Wrap pants will give him a major yeast infection and keep him busy downing niacin by the bucket and getting auditing.

    ...

    Of course, the silver lining here is that I have been crying with laughter over all the Shoops. MOAR!
  37. grumpus Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    I remember Good 80s vs. Bad 80s much like you do, I think. lol...

    Also, because you're begging for it:

  38. Sissy Lala Member

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    I lol'd - hard. You forgot something - he needs a rolled up bandana around his forehead if wants to really rock the Loverboy look. That kid <dun dun> is hot tonight...
  39. Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Read that as "rolled up banana." Makes much more sense your way. :confused:
  40. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    That's wasn't their best. Or their worst.

    Here's something else from Montreal of that era:
    YouTube- THE BOX - L'Affaire Dumoutier (Say To Me)

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