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Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by Smurf, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. Anonymous Member

  2. CantPickaName Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    How do you think i felt today when i had that song stuck in my head??
  3. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Everybody sing it:

    I'm not just a sex machine
    You keep touchin' and touchin' and drivin' me crazy
    Well if you're not satisfied -- that's the way it'll be


    So nice to know he has no interest in his partner's outcomes (as it were).

    God there's some awesome protest signs in this song.

    I think he has a Xenu fetish, he keeps talking about the fire to sex his soul.
  4. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Why do I have a feeling he's gonna be traumatized by this?
  5. thetanic Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Maybe that's why he's so sexually different.
  6. Anonymous Member

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    that's the least he can be after what he's inflicted on the general public. some of us will never be the same again
  7. T.W.C_Anon Member

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    That is fucking aweful. Is this guy for real r is this some kind of troll? And oh my god wtf is he wearing, lol is it sprayed on? WOW
    Almost worse that goatse. At least goatse doesn't come with audio.
  8. Robocat Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Musical goatse.
  9. T.W.C_Anon Member

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    This^^^^ >9000X

    This is soo fucking shoopable it isn't funny.
  10. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Every frame a veritable cornucopia.
  11. Anonymous Member

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    good question, could be the latter? certainly has got a thread going
  12. Sissy Lala Member

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    yeah, what a giver he is lol


    I CANT STOP LAUGHING - GET THIS DAMN THING OUTTA MY HEAD. Please make it stop
  13. thetanic Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Cover me, I'm going in for another listen....
  14. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    I have inadvertently memorized the lyrics.

    Kill me.
  15. Robocat Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    He's trying to get us all to an hero. We need to stop listening and start shooping. may Xenu save us.
  16. Sissy Lala Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    I'll kill you if you promise to kill me...because, well, I wrote them down <gulp>

    There are a couple of places that I just couldn't decipher.
  17. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    okay me first. hold still.

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  18. thetanic Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    You poor dear. Take two body thetans and call us in the morning.
  19. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Maybe you can buy him some Clearasil while you're at it.
  20. Smurf Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    It's proof that with enough loud music and instrumentals, anyone can howl to the moon and make it sound... OK. It worked for Britney Spears.
  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Moar shoops!
  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    I almost made it to 3:00 with Sex Machine.

    Back when this whole thing began, I new there would be sacrifices. Risks. Srs Bzns.

    No fucking body warned me of anything like this.

    I'm quitting Chanology forevah.
  23. Smurf Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    You guize have been posting such nasty &amp; defeatist comments on his YouTube channel, I just had to say something. The kid has a dream. Don't destroy his aspirations.

    Everyone has their own definition of good music. Just look at Juliette Lewis... how she's managed to carve out a singing career with that voice... eek..
  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    TOUCHIN AND TOUCHIN AND SEX MACHININ AND TOUCHIN AND FARTIN AND BLOWIN AND TOUCHIN AND SQUIRTIN AND FUCKIN AND SEX MACHEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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  25. the_cloak Member

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    LOL, this is the funniest find yet Smurf! Also, what's up with the part where he starts lauching into this "we have a technology" thing before they cut him off? Was he talking about the water treatment or was he slipping into a sales pitch for scientology? Either way I loled.
  26. Smurf Member

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    Now, you're making me horny. Where did I put that photo of Tommy?
  27. CantPickaName Member

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    sorry but...if by some magic he does make it big he will just promote and give $ to scientology


    i could see him blowing some music producer to make it big
  28. the_cloak Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Just looked athis other vid. The sound and action is not syncing up at all. That doesn't sound like him singing either. Is he just badly lip syncing to something in that second vid?
  29. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    AND BURPIN AND THRUSTIN AND SINGIN AND LURCHIN AND AUDITIN AND SUCKIN

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    lol

    look smurf, you can pretend his belt is his cock
  30. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    I missed seeing The Anti auditioning for American Idol. Oh well, maybe next year Don?
    ;-P
  31. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    After his stunt last year.. jumping on Paula Abdul?? I don't think so.
  32. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Thanks for that ... now my screenshot is of no value.
  33. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    water treatment
  34. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    face in the bushes behind him, down? negative view anyone?

    subliminal belt. he's fapping
  35. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    He's fapping on the tree with Christmas lights on it. That's what makes him sexually different than anyone else who's been on Idol.

    I admire his idea of Holiday decorations. Bonus: he won't be reproducing.
  36. Anonymous Member

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  37. thefatman Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    Smurf, I understand that you don't want to destroy this kids feelings and his dreams, but sometimes you just have to be honest. Even if Juliette Lewis has an average voice, she carved it out of a pre-existing B-grade movie 'career'.

    This kid is just a moron, it's like if Rosie O'donnel with dreams to become a super model. Realistic people, realistic.
  38. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    What are the parent's names, Smurf?

    There's no proof anywhere to be found that Austin and Blake are scientologists or that there are parents with that name who are.

    On the net there is only a Rob Fullmer and a Kathy Fullmer shown as having done a few services. I suspect think they are not related to Austin and Blake.

    Seems sad that after spashing Austin's Am idol audition all over the internet whle saying he's a 2nd Gen scilon, that you then go over to his Youtube channel and tell him what a good job he's doing on his Sex Machine song. Too little too late, as we used to say.

    Who are his parents?

  39. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    It would of gotten around on the net regardless. An audition as fail as that can't help but beg to be pointed out.

    2/10 troll
  40. CantPickaName Member

    Re: Scilon singer bombs at 'American Idol' audition..

    he is all over the net... i looked

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