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Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

Discussion in 'Leaks & Legal' started by Anonymous, Jun 7, 2010.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    Somebody man the poons.

  2. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    Scientology solves the Gulf Oil Spill by helping their friends... okay, I get it.
  3. TinyDancer Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    And then they'll take credit for it.
  4. the anti Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    sounds like a scam for them to filter more money into scientology, and are they really trying to take credit for the oil eating bacteria?
  5. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    Wiseman's comment about nepotism suggests to me that they aren't saying that the bacteria are a product of scientology. But they're getting behind one of their earth org buddies. Who knows if the bacteria people are scns or not.
  6. timthephoto Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    they won't "take credit" so much as having a convenient presence there that looks enough like it's taking enough credit so to milk donations out of jo-the-plimber-public.

    well can't you just rely on the fuck-faced clams to try and milk any type of misery / disaster?
  7. LocalSP Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    Oh FFS!
  8. timthephoto Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    exactly ^^
  9. WagTheWog Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    ^^ This.
    Also:
    Where all the OTs to just postulate the oil flow into submission?
    Adding:
    They. Are. Reprehensible.
  10. the anti Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    BP Public Relations (BPGlobalPR) on Twitter

  11. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    They're a bit late. The gov't and BP are already all over this. They aren't looking for outsiders to mess things up further.
  12. Relyt Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    More importantly, will they be sending VM's out to help clean up the beaches? They could sure use some extra hands down there.
  13. 501c3 Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    I guess the vultures only source of revenue in this case is to get a dying seabird to join scientology and since they don't have any money to fork over, it just isn't worth it.
  14. xenubarb Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    Remember, Bruce Wiseman is Treasurer of the NFWL. So yeah, they got the ears of legislators and other people in high places.

    So they've finally brought the Earth Org out from under the covers. I'm sure they've been keeping it for just such an occasion. Surprise, surprise! Instant Scientology "we can help with that" front group. Sick.

    BTW, Earth Org had a booth at the big Earth Day celebration here last year. Seems someone got the Free Stress Test booths kicked out, so they had guys in fruity little costumes from the Super Adventurers' Club manning a booth that handed out stuff about Africa, elephants and The Environment. Now's their time to shine! Maybe Sharron Angle might be interested...
  15. CarterUSP Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    They could check out the beaches and get some more clams to join.
  16. Random guy Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    OK, so the message is:

    Earth Org is yet another scientology front group, they're only in it for the money, right?

    Whom do we need to 'poon?
  17. Zhent Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    What the fuck!

    Number of articles by The Earth Org on "micro organism technology" published in respected biological journals? ZEROOOOOOOOO! (that I could find).

    Sorry Scientology but the usual celebrity endorsements and testimonies just don't cut it in the scientific/academic world.

    Scientology + Science = always ends in failure.
  18. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    They're like Boss Hogg, always sniffing around for some whiff of success that they can greasily slide in front of and beam magnanimously.
  19. BusinessBecky Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    When
    is said, what are they doing?

    Is that a way the control people? Are they like sending orders to people or are they trying to sell something? A lot of the e-mails have something like that have this 'get the information out to the right people' code embedded. Why do they say that so often? Maybe they are trying to push through pipe line and play on the 'BP' is evil angle to cash in some how.
  20. manly man Member

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    Imagine how much hay will be needed XD
  21. Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    I hope they expose the evil psychiatrists who were ultimately responsible for the oil spill.
  22. manly man Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!


    XD
  23. AnonyVix Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    So they are using a lot of pseudo-scientific woo'ist eco warrior stuff now. We need more intel on their claims to get to the nitty gritty of can it work, let alone how much money can they make out of it.

    Specifically what bacteria are they planning on using, how is it meant to work, case studies etc.

    Noticed that funding is for:

    Which translates to setting up one of our PR tents near by but not actually doing anything real to help. I gather from their web site they sell "probiotics", so they may sell yoghurt to the locals, who knows...

    In the real world anyone with a proven solution would simply approach BP and say look here's our science, here's the proof that it works, give us the (shed loads of) money and we'll clean up your mess for you and BP would say oh thank f*ck for that we really need something like this because our shares are tanking and we're loosing $billions US a week... Here's a contract that says we'll pay only if you succeed, what do you need?
  24. BusinessBecky Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    Big Pharma I think.
  25. BusinessBecky Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    You don't know the history of BP, I do.
  26. anonhuff Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    Haha perfect, too bad them Duke boys are always gettin in the way!
  27. WagTheWog Member

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    ^^^ Well said Sir.
    I suggest a press release that points out that scientology is using the BP disaster as yet ANOTHER way to scam money from people.

    Oil Spill Scams:
    oil spill scams - Google Search
  28. AnonyVix Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    LOL!
  29. anon0004 Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    lol

    source:
    Scientology, Scientologists and Scientology fronts on the World Wide Web
  30. AnonyVix Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    Oooer....

    Oil Spill Stock Scams—Don’t Get Cleaned Out by False Cleanup Claims

    Maybe we need to get some of the above data out far and wide on their "lines" to people who would be otherwise gullible enough to donate.
  31. anon0004 Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    since the Earth Organisation is a Scilon Desater Exploit scam, maybe John Travolta will fly another bunch of inexperienced VMs to the gulf of mexico to give touch assist to some Sea animals and birds.

    Moar shit on earth org here:

    http://groups.google.com/group/alt.religion.scientology/msg/f3de695f9fead5a6?pli=1

  32. AnonyVix Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    I think they will be more successful in clearing up after this disaster if they used Way To Happiness pamphlets to help soak the oil up.
  33. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    Or we could phone up BP and demand to know why they are not using them to clean up the mess since they are so damned effective.
  34. RightOn Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    yikes
    this is utterly ridiculous
  35. MongoLloyd Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    Obviously they're not serious. Hell, they can't even write 'microorganism' correctly.

    Yes, 'oil-eating' bacteria do exist. No, they won't solve the oil spill. And the likelihood Scientology knows something science doesn't is zero, as usual.
  36. PodPeople Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    FTC Warns of Oil Spill Scams

    "Where to File a Complaint
    If you suspect that someone is committing fraud related to the oil spill, contact the National Center for Disaster Fraud (NCDF). Call: 1-866-720-5721; email: disaster@leo.gov; or fax: 225-334-4707. The NCDF was originally established by the Department of Justice to investigate, prosecute, and deter fraud in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, when billions of dollars in federal disaster relief poured into the Gulf Coast region. Its mission has expanded to include suspected fraud from any natural or
    man-made disaster. More than 20 federal agencies, including the FTC, participate in the NCDF."
  37. Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    We need to encourage them to do this!

    Send concerned letters to VM's talking about OMG SAVE US FROM OILSPILL and shit, untill they actually feel forced to do something!

    This is a problem that can either be fixed or not, and I would love to see them waste time and money trying to with some BS bacteria!
  38. PodPeople Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    From earth org website:

    "GULF OIL SPILL CAMPAIGN

    June 08,2010, 06:42 AM
    The Earth Organization is bringing micro organism technology into Louisiana to handle the oil spill." Bottom of page donations begging begins. There is No listing of organizations, govt agencies, places, names that have accepted this or evidence of any kind that this is true.

    orly? Is bringing? Would this not consistute fraud in itself, especially when it includes donation request?
    list of White Papers. from their website, they use OMRI (Organic Materials Review Institute) for certification. Seems legit, but you have to Pay $ to get reviewed and their contracts are screwy legally, ie., they can change whatever terms whenever, sometimes considered dillusory contracts in legal terms).

    However, third party independent labs referenced by SDC are never named, including in documentation and white papers. This, just for me personally, is something I always tag with at least one red flag.

    White Papers: There is Zero! documentation or test trials on oil or petroleum or petro byproducts. Zilch.

    Probiotic Microorganisms | Effective & Beneficial Microbial Solutions | Beneficial Microbes | Sustainable Community Developement | SCD Probiotics
  39. Anonymous Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    They won't be spending Wee Davey's money, only the money of public members. Then, they'll get all the positive PR and media attention.
  40. histohoney Member

    Re: Scientology WILL solve the Gulf Oil Spill!!

    I have lived in Texas and New Mexico all of my life, just were the heck is the "Gulf of Texas".
    Oh I know, I know, thats were Xenu swims!

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