Real robots, as opposed to osabots as security guards

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/...-security-guards-what-could-possibly-go-wrong

As more sea ogres blow, David Miscavige may consider security robots as an alternative to human beings. Big upsides for him:
1. They cannot be SPs.
2. They cannot go PTS.
3. They never false report.
4. They comply with orders.
5. They entirely lack empathy.

Are you sure this is not a hoax? As far as I know, Microsoft has abandoned the robotic field altogether.

Are you sure you're unable to parse satire?

Your question is way too complicated for some of the stunted intellects in here.

Quent, you forgot that DM wouldn't have to feed or pay them either.
OR send them for abortions. Which would be a huge savings and means more monies for scotch, custom suits and shoes! (and lifts)
Although this would never work, because DM would not be able to feel the powah over them, or slap them around. Well I guess he can try.
Most of his happiness *cough* hinges on making others feel his wrath and making them miserable.