RADIATION reaches USA - BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIA ! March 16, 2011 - 234 uR per

Much cheaper than a Geiger Counter, too!

Troll Science is good, practical science.

Get some today, at your friendly, neighbourhood forums. You'll be glad you did!

In case of nuclear attack or nearby nuke catastrophe:

1. Place hands on knees and feet apart.
2. Bend over as far as you can.
3. Kiss your ass goodbye.
4. Eat the popcorn until help arrives.

its kinda like the trollscience do it yourself esape jetpack...
if you reeeally reeeally think about it some.

Official: Low radioactivity heads for N. America
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42126026/ns/world_news-asiapacific/

still cant get msnbc.anything to not crash my computer.
FUCK ME!

is that in relation to msnbc not working on my laptop or is that what you're planing to do after the radiation reaches Cali and Nevada and fucks our shit up?

I'm currently playing it....

many was the saturday nights i wanted to commit videogamecide over losing all my peeps to fallOut.
dont get me wrong i love fall out as much as the next nerdy girl but damn.
but then again confront me with a laptop with WOW on it and you will never see me again. true story lol

Actually that should give us an edge.

amen to that brother

wouldn't making the cult go all fallout and hiding in bunkers take care of that problem?

right now i'm more worried about finding my voice then this radiation buisness...I'll worry about the radiation when I'm glowing. If anyone has seen my voice, I really need it back.

hey guise!!!
china found the solution to the radiation problem!!!!!
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationw...s/nationworld/world (L.A. Times - World News)



start packing it in you fags!

Why am I suddenly recalling that whole "cheapest bidder" line from the movie, Armageddon?

"We'd made it through yet another nuclear winter and the lawn had just trapped and eaten its first robin."

The radiation in Japan has made it's way to the United States...via airline passengers flying in from Japan..

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-...gger-u-s-airport-detectors-n-y-post-says.html

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/03/17/radiation-from-japan-dectected-at-ohare-airport/

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011...-screened-for-radiation-ahead-of-japan-plume/

"A United Nations forecast of the possible movement of the radioactive plume coming from crippled Japanese reactors shows it churning across the Pacific, and touching the Aleutian Islands on Thursday before hitting Southern California late Friday."

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/17/science/17plume.html?_r=1

Friday.... GMT!

In Cali terms, "tonight" :}

HOLY SHIT!!! EPA RADIATION MONITORING STATIONS ON THE WEST COAST HAVE CONFIRMED THAT RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL FROM JAPAN HAS HIT THE WEST COAST!!! IT'S GIVING OFF LEVELS OF RADIATION ROUGHLY ONE MILLIONTH OF THE DAILY AMOUNT OF BACKGROUND RADIATION YOU RECEIVE!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!

you fucking morons. i hope you all panic and swallow potassium iodide pills till you poison yourselves.

Herro's back!!!!!!!!

hahahaha

Pffft! Hubbard couldn't even get lightspeed correct.

Anyone got some RadAway and Rad-X handy?

I've visited this site. The background is typically between 5 and 28 microroentgens per hour. When I looked, I found shockingly high levels of radiation on American soil. Oh wait, that was 21 uR in the New Orleans area and 22 uR in Colorado. How close are they to teh West Coast?

I hate everyone in this thread, including myself for posting in it.

ITT: Clearwater's not looking so bad now, is it, California?

Fuck all of the panicfags ITT.

Luckily, Scientology planned ahead and made all those metal copies of Hubbard's wise words of wisdumb for preservation to eternity.

Too bad there are still those niggling errors by those darn SP transcriptionists still engraved on those metal plates and stored in titanium capsules and kept securely in vaults.

I was outside here in Bakersfield much of this week. I didn't see or smell any radiation at all.

I did watch the moon rise as the sun set, it was beautiful.

That would have been lulzy for Lawrence Wright to ask TommyDavisTommyDavis about.

"So are those copies of Hubbard's work which are hidden away in the mountains of New Mexico copies of the original erroneous texts, or copies of the new corrected texts?"

It's about time you lecture us on how safe we are. I wish you had done that before the unremarkable measurements in background radiation were widely reported in the news.

If DM weren't so niggardly those plates would have been desquirreled by now.

careful, you'll get fired for saying niggardly

how about faggotedly?

¿Did I say a bad word?

No, niggardly is a completely acceptable and non-racist word... most people just have no clue what it means and rather than looking it up, use their hooked on phonics education to associate it with the only word it sounds like.
/sniggers -.- (It's a word, don't start with me either)

exactly

http://www.adversity.net/special/niggardly.htm

I am so not surprised. Ignorant people never surprise me when they punish others for being smarter.