Discussion in 'Leaks & Legal' started by Anonymous, Jun 17, 2011.

  1. Anonymous Member

    It may have been a silly comment, but that's no reason to call someone Bulgarian.
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  2. Anonymous Member

    I'd get all up in her second dynamics
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  3. Anonymous Member

    I hear that David Miscavige is having a reunion of all the choristers in the original "We Stand Tall" chorus. However, it's limited to those Scientologists who are still in good standing. So, he's having it in his car.

    Also, a funny thing happened to me on the way to auditing the other day . . .
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  5. Anonymous Member

    No way! He's going to go up to Twin Peaks, open that vault, walk in and lock it. That'll completely cut us off from the tech and doom us to spiral in. That'll teach us. Word!
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  6. Anonymous Member

    Three Scientologists walked in to a bar.

    The barman says "Oh, been recruiting?"
  7. Anonymous Member

    A catholic priest, a rabbi and a scientologist volunteer minister walk into a bar.

    "I'll have a whisky", says the priest.
    "Mine's a beer", says the Rabbi.
    "Under the false data of the psychs (who have been on the track a long time and are the sole cause of decline in this universe) both pain and sex are gaining ground in this society and, coupled with robbery which is a hooded companion of both, may very soon make the land a true jungle of crime.", says the scientologist.
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  8. Anonymous Member

    Better one:
    A catholic priest, a rabbi, and a scientologist walk into a bar. The bartender turns to the priest and the rabbi and asks:
    "What do you want to drink?"
    "I'll have a whisky," says the priest.
    "I'll have a beer," says the rabbi.
    The bartender goes and gets them their drinks. After waiting a few seconds, the scientologist speaks up:
    "Umm, bartender, you didn't get my order."
    The bartender replies, "Hmph, as if you've got any money."
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  9. In the Vidthe ears stand further out from the head
  10. Anonymous Member

    A scientologist walks in to a bar.

    "I'll have a beer", says the scientologist.

    "Don't think that wearing your mom's blouse is going to trick me in to believing you're 21, Sonny", says the bar keep.

    "F*ck you, you motherf*cking c*cksucker. Statistically speaking I'm well within the normal height range."
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  12. CarltonBANKS Member

    Interesting coincidence - I fingered her a couple of weeks ago!

    some pics from that thread:



    I don't know if it's cool to post her personal failbook on here, so it's here if it gets removed.

    Recommend ppl use their socks to friend her & fan her.

    (Don't give away you are anon, at this early stage).


    She might just respond to reason & logic. That said, chances are she's star struck.
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  13. Nice find, Righton and finger guy.......

    Have criminal charges been sought concerning this production?

    Do you have the encore......"I Stand Small"......David Miscavige solo?
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  14. RightOn Member

    Wait, I am confused.
    The "We stand Tall" Michille Henderson "rock version" vid was from 2008
  15. JohnnyRUClear Member

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  16. Anonymous Member

    A scientologist and an anonymous protester are standing in front of a judge in a courtroom:
    the judge asks the scientologist "What is your purpose?".
    The scientologist replies: "Clear the planet."
    "And you?" the judge queries the protester.
    "My purpose is unclear".
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  17. Anonymous Member

    Mock up a poo

    Destroy the poo

    Mock up a poo

    Destroy the poo

    Mock up a poo

    Mock up a friend

    Put the poo on your friend's face

    Destroy the poo and your friend

    Mock up a poo

    Mock up a friend

    Put the poo on your friend's face

    Destroy the poo and your friend
  18. xenubarb Member

    LOL pwned. Look what you just did.
    Stop doxing yourself.
    Stop doxing yourself.
    Stop doxing yourself.
    HAW-HAW! </nelson>
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  19. xenubarb Member

    I think he's taking pictures of sausage. Or his left hand was horribly maimed in a tofu accident.
  20. RightOn Member

    everyone knows that raptors are limp wristed
  21. DeathHamster Member

    Got that right!

  22. RightOn Member

    ruh roh! here we go
  23. RightOn Member

    and hey getting back to the We stand tall changing lyrics thing
    I dont' care for "we scan all" sounds like we scam all
    I like
    "We have balls"
    much better!
  24. Anonymous Member

    Moar leaks:

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  25. Yes, yes I have noticed that.

    It keeps doing that when I type entheta and obnosis as well. I thought computer was broken.
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  26. Anonymous Member

    You just have to install the ScienoSpeak pack for your spelling-checker.
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  27. pooks Member

    This is funny. Luv your shirt Smurfy.
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  28. It actually works for him
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  29. Smurf Member

    Is that what that is?? Looks more like a damn muumuu. Tustin isn't in Hawaii.
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  30. Anonymous Member

    I think we hit a nerve. A troll with a familiar enturbulating flavor arrived at the thread at Orac's site about Mike Adams in the We Stand Tall video.

    Asshattery example:

    More significant than the video is Smurf's recollection of having conversations with Mike Adams about treating AIDS with vitamins. If Smurf could explain how he knows Adams is or at least was a Scientologist, that would be very useful.
  31. Anonymous Member

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  32. CarltonBANKS Member

    Hi guis,

    I've spoken to YouTube user SoUpstat, and I'm a bit disturbed by the attempts being made to fag up the comments section - oh, hi OSA. And not just 10 or 20 messages an hour, they're trying to flood:
    • 'This video is like the KKK. What is happenening to America? It's their religion' [loads of these]
    • Straw man stuff about (all) religions
    • Expect a knock on the door within in x hours, it's not cool to steal other people's videos. (yawn)
    • Violent, murderous rhetoric
    They're using repetition, a lot (or trying to, anyway).

    (Comments are now being moderated, sort of)

    • They're getting spooked by the view count. Lots of suggestions that illegal methods are being used to inflate the view count, or that websites have been bribed.. silly stuff like that

    I wonder if they'll send the lawyers in, now. (I kinda hope they do! All that delicious, free publicity..)
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  33. Anonymous Member

    The price of that freedom we must pay
    from now on.

    all together now...
  34. acepi86 Member

    OMG what a gay video lol!!!!
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  35. Anonymous Member

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  36. Anonymous Member


    If they send in lawyers it will increase the viewcount and the LULZ tenfold.
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  37. CarltonBANKS Member

    latest: someone, claiming to be an &quot;ex-scilon&quot; has offered &quot;$500&quot; for the YouTube account

    This is what I've been forwarded by SoUpstat:



    tl;dr someone is attempting to buy the SoUpstat YouTube account for $500 And they're trying to backup their credibility by using internet marketting buzzwords. what. the. fuck

    On a separate note, it looks like the view count has plateaued but view count is still extra-ordinary.
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  38. Anonymous Member

    Do we thumbs up or down the video? There seems to be some confusion on youtube.
  39. THUMB UP cause it's lulzy like Rick Ashley

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