Portland Ideal Morgue Opening - may 11 2013

They couldn't find one City of Portland or State of Oregon official that was willing to be seen on that podium!

No he didn't and if you went back to his post from you Saturday would plainly see he posted on the same day of the event that WBM had made arrangements the day before for his first location. This got posted after they were already harassing WBM. No mention was made anywhere that WBM was even going to be there. And it's stupid to even think that would of have come out ahead of time. But then again, you are obviously too stupid to look at a date on a calendar and too stupid to go pull up a website to check for yourself when the question went unanswered, due to stupidity, the first time around.

Higher quality photo:

The shoop job for the Italian Idle Org was better. Guess the only ones with skills blew.

Even more obvious the really bad shooping:

1. People on right (shooped audience) are facing the main group (real).
2. Real audience on right is watching Jumbotron b/c they can't see stage.
3. Did they use 3x5 cards for confetti? Totally out of proportion to people and balloons.
4. Camera focus changes
5. Lighting direction wrong
6. the list goes on.......

They were hanging out with the Dalai Lama and the real crowd.

How come Slappy's Dream and Scientology's Freedom of Valor award winner never steps up to the podium anymore?

Either he's on board or he's not on board, WTF, Tom?

I thought that as a Scientologist, he was the only one who could help in tragic accidents like these Ideal Morgue openings.

A direct letter would be nice too

Why should I bother with going to a blog when I have people like you to do it for me?

Even better, on the top left, where the street is and the trees are, they photoshopped us protesters out with confetti. It's quite humorous honestly.

Mike: Scientology Photoshops Audience for Miscavige Event
http://www.mikerindersblog.org/scientology-photoshops-audience-for-miscavige-event/

There appears to be a masking fail in the lower left corner of the shooped photo. The fingers and what appears to be a microphone stand are just wrong:

Tony Ortega picked up on Mike's post and has additional analysis.

http://tonyortega.org/2013/05/12/sc...tland-is-now-cleared-on-to-the-rest-of-earth/
Excerpt:

There's no sign of the line of shrubbery at the edge of the building in their image.


Did they move it later, or did they shoop it out?

They didn´t move it. Here from the same perspective at the time the ribbon was cut (see the balloons):

So this really was the area that they were working with inside the shooped-out Shrubberies of Solitude:



Assume that the crowd was only on the road and not the near or far sidewalk, allow for the seats... Piss-poor showing for a global all-hands please please come and be there event.

Guess they learned their lesson from the Nashville CC opening.

Nice observation from Mike's blog. Maybe someone else already made it. If so, I didn't see it.

http://www.mikerindersblog.org/scientology-photoshops-audience-for-miscavige-event/#comment-10465

Only over the shooped sections & notice the size relative to everything else. Did they use 3 x 5 cards?

Slappy Miscavige is a Frightened Little Bunny



Published by Mark Bunker on May 12, 2013

David Miscavige had his underlings frantically trying to stop me from filming him speak in Portland. While I got video of his address, he turned the speakers down really low so I couldn't get good sound.

www.xenutv.com

So sorry.. That was mean of them!

It's not like he had much of a crowd to cover. I'm sure that all the real people there could hear him. Besides, he'd just be repeating the same old ShermanSpeak at usual. Nothing new there.

Epiphany: Control of Scientology is available to anyone willing to stick their hand up Davie's bum.

Church of Scientology accused of photoshopping the crowd at recent event in Portland to make it seem like more people were there | Mail Online

The Church of Scientology has been accused of photoshopping publicity pictures of a recent event to make it look like there were thousands of people in attendance when in fact there were hundreds.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323609/Church-Scientology-accused-photo-shopping-crowd-recent-event-Portland-make-like-people-there.html

So far, there's still no word on whether Adobe will issue a press release titled How We Help.

OMG! Reminds me of my time as a scientology org staff member.

And "disposed of quietly and without sorrow."

Shit going sour with the NOI already?

You tell them, Quentin. Exactly.

Yep, looks like Davey is wearing the Kevlar vest.
I wonder if he also wears a Kevlar jock strap to protect him from shots to his genitals.

David Miscavige categorically denies bitter, bigoted apostates charges of Shooping crowds to mislead members on Scientology's 'exploding expansion' in 2013:

According to DM: All headless Scientologists are at cause over MEST (Mass, Energy, Space & Time).

(There was simply a wardrobe malfunction with the confetti in the alleged area of shooping.)

Although the speech wasn't audible, I suspect it went a little something like this:

Welcome.

Blahblahblahblah to make Portland the first 100% clear city on the planet. Blablablah piddle blah blah the magic of LRH tech.

Blahblahblah Ideal Orgs. Blahblahblahblahblahblahblah Blahblahblahblahblahblahblah Superpowers Building in Clearwater.

Then there's the blahblahblah of creating fifteen thousand new blahblahblah on every continent on Earth. Dedicated Scientologists have

blahblahblah the IAS.

Resolute. Defiant. Blahblah.

Blahblahblahblah islands of sanity all over this sector of the galaxy.

And when you are talking large you cant get any bigger than this: blahblahblah copies of the Way to Happiness given to blahblah blah people

By way of example: Blah blah and now crime is reduced blahblah percent.

Similarly, blahblahblahblahblahblah

A hundred zillion every minute, increasing exponentially every second

at the rate of blahblahblah every hour of every day

until there is no rock large enough to hide the psychiatry ecosystem.

Thank you all for coming and thank you LRH.

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Le flop de l’inauguration de la morgue idéale de Portland
http://scientologie-secte.org/le-flop-de-linauguration-de-la-morgue-ideale-de-portland/

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Why keep harping on about something he didn't do?
Why not read the blog yourself?
FFS

This pic and whole Portland Scientology weird cult event - the security, the police, the barricades, the unfriendliness of it... keeps reminding me of the KKK rallies and protestors. KKK got to be so much smaller than the protest groups:



I <3 Anonymous.

Scientology sucks at Photoshop - Boing Boing

http://boingboing.net/2013/05/13/scientology-sucks-at-photoshop.html

Scientology is as bad at Photoshop as it is at not brainwashing people - Gizmodo

http://gizmodo.com/scientology-is-as-bad-at-photoshop-as-it-is-at-not-brai-504484951

yes
green for money
yellow for cowardice

Scientologists try to Photoshop themselves some friends, fail miserably - Death and Taxes

www.deathandtaxesmag.com/198580/scientologists-try-to-photoshop-themselves-some-friends-fail-miserably/

Scientologists accused of doctoring photo to show huge turnout at event - The Washington Times

www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/13/scientologists-accused-doctoring-photo-show-huge-t/

If Tommy Davis were still around, he might spin this image as:
"We did not photoshop it, you are seeing OT phenomena!"
To him, it would look like a theta hand (from OT VI materials) reaching out to grab the blue dress woman in the ass.

Can't lose what you don't have.

talking about a tiny target!