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#OWS and The Second Coming

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Anonymous, Oct 15, 2011.

  1. Anonymous Member

    The tackler seems so peaceful. Like Jesus and his father.
  2. Glenn Beck Member

    He obviously tripped on a crack in the sidewalk that should have been fixed by the government. Police brutality.
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  3. xenubarb Member

    Well, clearly Jesus has returned and the cops are protecting Him from hordes of autograph seekers. Jesus wants to give out a few more, but NYPD officers can clearly see that they are getting into a dicey crowd situation, and they're trying to extricate Him from His fans.
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  4. eddieVroom Member

    Looks like the cop holding him swung him around into the other cop. lol deskjockeys. Cop getting tackled wore a really nice watch to the demo, too...
  5. Anonymous Member

    The guy just accidentally injected himself with a heroin over-dose. One cop is trying to suck it out of his vein while the other one holds him from floating away.
  6. Anonymous Member

    Hey man, the dude in blue is Jesus. He threw out the tax collectors already. Now he has to do it again.

    I mean come on, he's overdue a second coming.

    We should have known to Expect Him.
  7. lulzgasm Member

    Meh. I'm just waiting for martial law to get declared so I can finally go all Mad Max up in this hellhole.
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  8. James Spader Member

    Jesus gets his own thread.
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  9. Anonymous Member

    This is the most likely explanation.
  10. xenubarb Member

    We're taking applications, but you must bring your own motorcycle or sand toy. Complimentary mohawks will be provided by our lovely staph.
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  11. ItchyScratchy Member

    I think it's just an inner elbow sniffing fetish pic.

    The other cop can't wait for his turn.
  12. xenubarb Member

    Wild-eyed guy could be a snake handler whose cottonmouth went all medieval on his arm. Cop is sucking venom while other cop tries to pull them away from where the snake dropped to the ground. Panic and snakes on the street! Srsly, that's how it went down if that guy isn't Jebus giving autographs.

    Clearly there are no other explanations...OR ARE THERE...?
  13. Anonymous Member

    I'm glad you asked.

    Each child gets only a 5 MINUTE piggy-back ride. You've had your turn, Buddy. There are lots of other people waiting.
  14. Miranda Member

    Looks to me like an attempted Rapture in progress.
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  15. LocalSP Member

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  16. ItchyScratchy Member

  17. LocalSP Member

    He's done it before.

    jesus-money-changers.jpg
  18. Miranda Member

    ^ Is that dox? :)
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  19. LocalSP Member

    I got yer Dox right here...
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    jesus_temple.jpg

    jesusmoneychangers.jpg
  20. Miranda Member

    Where's the one of him whipping the prostitute????
  21. ItchyScratchy Member

    Those seem manufactured after the fact. Almost like they were done in some sort of photoshop program of the day.

    I'm calling shenanigans on your dox.

    Edit: I can tell that they might be manufactured evidence because of the tiny pixels and brushmarks I see here and there. That and I might have painted once or twice before.
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  22. LocalSP Member

    You do realize that the invention of the camera was a few years off at the time don't you? ;-)
  23. ItchyScratchy Member

    Are you saying that Jesus didn't have a digital camera to document his suffering? Seems unlikely that a living god would be constrained by such things.
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  24. lulzgasm Member

    Hell, nah. He was down with the prostitutes--saving them from stoning and all that.
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  25. Anonymous Member

    Alas, the J-man wasn't into the kinky stuff.
    As far as we know....
  26. lulzgasm Member

    Yes and no. Natural Law and all that.
  27. barbiluv Member

    its a miracle someone wasnt hurt
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  28. Anonymous Member

    This deserves a bump
  29. Disco Necked Member

    Come on over here and I'll show you.
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  30. Miranda Member

    Hey that's a great pick up line! Come over here and I'll show up pix of Jesus whipping a prostitute...
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  31. Disco Necked Member

    I've asked you to come and 'moderate my globe.' (or 'moderate my globe' and come.)

    I'm on the right track now?
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  32. eddieVroom Member

    That's an extra fifty bucks, right there...
  33. Anonymous Member

    He came.

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    (Occupy London)
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  34. Anonymous Member

    Really? Mormon Jesus married one as one of his three wives.
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  35. Anonymous Member

    Wrong guy. San Francisco Chanology doxed Jesus years ago.

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  36. Anonymous Member

  37. DeathHamster Member

    Why Did Jesus Do?
  38. Anonymous Member

    God's Agent Provocateur
  39. Anonymous Member

    Why Did Jesus Die?

    Because his dad was a sick and deranged sadist.
  40. xenubarb Member

    He liked to have them wash his feet with their hair. If that's not kinky I don't know what is.
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