NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back So today came and went - happy Memorial Day to everyone. The NYC Anons handed out fliers and trolled Scientology so well that two actually cried, one ran away and the "Chaplain" of the Organization hid his face from us and ran the opposite direction. But on to what you came to see, "The Wrath of Carmichael"... After trolling their Time Square flier hander outers we decided to go troll up a table that was near Broadway and 42nd street we arrived and enturbulated until Mr John Carmichael (Organization President) showed up and began a ridiculous mind confusing tirade. He screamed and shouted "Free Stress Tests here, come get your free stress test here" while anons screamed "This man is a former drug addict, is supported by his wife of 30 years and is probably mentally unstable; also the test is a scam" Carmichael then became so enraged he began to insult, spew hatred and yell at Police officers HE HIMSELF had requisitioned from 911. He was then handed a fine for setting up an illegal business without a peddling license (something that's required of even the most common umbrella vendors) and began to go into a tirade of screaming to himself and at the police. He would stalk us, taunt us and prod us until the police told him a third time to finally go away. What's even better (and what makes this his "STRIKES BACK" episode) is what he did next. He hid near a building for us to come back towards Times Square and then proceeded to try to trip two anons, bait four anons and here is the transcript (while the video is being encoded/uploaded/etc) <A WILD SCIENTOLOGIST APPEARS!!> John Carmichael: Hmmm <sniff> I smell some pussy (this is LITERALLY what he said) ANONYMOUS: you what? John Carmichael: I think it's you, you smell like a pussy and a bitch ANONYMOUS: wait what...? John Carmichael: Pussy! <walks away towards another anon> ANONYMOUS: Soup JC? John Carmichael: Are you a homo? Have you come out of the closet? ANONYMOUS: You're wearing tweed in the summer and you're asking ME if I'm a faggot? Xenu please ... John Carmichael: What? ANONYMOUS: Xenu you're devil ...you know "that guy" John Carmichael: Have you come out yet? ANONYMOUS: No, have you? John Carmichael: I'm not a homosexual ANONYMOUS: No, but I bet you're cheating on your wife ..you should watch where your hands go on that Megan girl with the nice titties, I haz pix of you fondling her, I might send them to your wife John Carmichael: You what? <walks away> ANONYMOUS: What the fuck are you on? Seriously, why are you always weird John Carmichael: When are you going to come out you coward? ANONYMOUS: Coward, huh? John Carmichael: What's your name mine is John Carmichael ANONYMOUS: I'm impressed John Carmichael: Eh? ANONYMOUS: You remembered your own name... <trolling/baiting/etc follows and will be in the video not sure how much of these individual convos with him were captured> YouTube - 5/26/2008: Anonymous Sends John Carmichael Off the Deep End!