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NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

Discussion in 'Flash Raids' started by anonyleaks, May 26, 2008.

  1. anonyleaks Member

    NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    So today came and went - happy Memorial Day to everyone. The NYC Anons handed out fliers and trolled Scientology so well that two actually cried, one ran away and the "Chaplain" of the Organization hid his face from us and ran the opposite direction. But on to what you came to see, "The Wrath of Carmichael"...

    After trolling their Time Square flier hander outers we decided to go troll up a table that was near Broadway and 42nd street we arrived and enturbulated until Mr John Carmichael (Organization President) showed up and began a ridiculous mind confusing tirade. He screamed and shouted "Free Stress Tests here, come get your free stress test here" while anons screamed "This man is a former drug addict, is supported by his wife of 30 years and is probably mentally unstable; also the test is a scam"

    Carmichael then became so enraged he began to insult, spew hatred and yell at Police officers HE HIMSELF had requisitioned from 911. He was then handed a fine for setting up an illegal business without a peddling license (something that's required of even the most common umbrella vendors) and began to go into a tirade of screaming to himself and at the police.

    He would stalk us, taunt us and prod us until the police told him a third time to finally go away. What's even better (and what makes this his "STRIKES BACK" episode) is what he did next. He hid near a building for us to come back towards Times Square and then proceeded to try to trip two anons, bait four anons and here is the transcript (while the video is being encoded/uploaded/etc)

    <A WILD SCIENTOLOGIST APPEARS!!>
    John Carmichael: Hmmm <sniff> I smell some pussy (this is LITERALLY what he said)
    ANONYMOUS: you what?
    John Carmichael: I think it's you, you smell like a pussy and a bitch
    ANONYMOUS: wait what...?
    John Carmichael: Pussy! <walks away towards another anon>
    ANONYMOUS: Soup JC?
    John Carmichael: Are you a homo? Have you come out of the closet?
    ANONYMOUS: You're wearing tweed in the summer and you're asking ME if I'm a faggot? Xenu please ...
    John Carmichael: What?
    ANONYMOUS: Xenu you're devil ...you know "that guy"
    John Carmichael: Have you come out yet?
    ANONYMOUS: No, have you?
    John Carmichael: I'm not a homosexual
    ANONYMOUS: No, but I bet you're cheating on your wife ..you should watch where your hands go on that Megan girl with the nice titties, I haz pix of you fondling her, I might send them to your wife
    John Carmichael: You what? <walks away>
    ANONYMOUS: What the fuck are you on? Seriously, why are you always weird
    John Carmichael: When are you going to come out you coward?
    ANONYMOUS: Coward, huh?
    John Carmichael: What's your name mine is John Carmichael
    ANONYMOUS: I'm impressed
    John Carmichael: Eh?
    ANONYMOUS: You remembered your own name...
    <trolling/baiting/etc follows and will be in the video not sure how much of these individual convos with him were captured>

    YouTube - 5/26/2008: Anonymous Sends John Carmichael Off the Deep End!
  2. Anonymous Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    I was there. I still cannot stop laughing
  3. highoverlord Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    ne video?
  4. anonyleaks Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    video coming ASAP.
  5. celtg Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    i think this just proves that scientology makes you crazy.
  6. Anon115 Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    :rofl:

    I am dying to watch this video.
  7. Scythe Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    And you have a video? Wow wonderful.
  8. anonyleaks Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    what you will HOPEFULLY see on the video is that at one point, he starts to scream/rant and there are four officers surrounding him and they look at each other as if to say "What is wrong with this man and who is he talking to?"
  9. Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    gib video
  10. Evilfender Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    Damn me and my living outside NYC...I was there yesterday but didn't see anything going on. I didn't really look, but its still annoying and expensive to get there (Metro North can take their 26.50 round trip tickets and shove it) so far I've only made one protest.
  11. ThetanCluster Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    A House Party reference?

    :fuckyou:

    I can't wait to see this video.
  12. anonyleaks Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    You know what, I am not really sure that did not come to my mind at the time but it could be. However, he was pretty fucking raged at us by then so I doubt it was and was more of a spontaneous barrage of obscenity.
  13. Yoni Alter Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    ARGH! STUPID SLEEPING MEDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I was late, missed it) Maybe there is something to this "no drugs" business...
  14. ThetanCluster Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    Well, I prefer to think that it was, it adds to my enjoyment of the story. :colbert:
  15. Yoni Alter Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    Man, we gotta get a projector or something and just run the clip on June 14th on the street.
  16. Anon1720 Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    This vid must be posted on YT for all to enjoy!
  17. anon1957 Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    I have been checking epic and this forum as recently as yesterday, and did not know about this raid. Would've been there if I had known.

    But EPIC job nyc! I am SO happy to hear that they were busted for not having a proper peddler's license (I am surprised they didn't what with all the police presence around Times Square, frankly). The next step is to get them busted for SELLING books in the subway, which is illegal.

    Some classic footage of Carmichael at xenutv. Click on Saturday: Backstage at the Leo J. Ryan Conference - 2/12-14/99
  18. Evilfender Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    Uh, I just realized how important that is. They were fined by the NYPD for a dianetics(or how ever the hell you spell it) table. That is amazing ammo Anonymous can use. Anytime you see a table you now call it in.
  19. anonyleaks Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    [IMG] &lt;=== his MSpaint representation from today

    2007_08_arts_rjc.JPG &lt;== the man himself
  20. the_cloak Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    That is beyond awesome! We have to get this guy to come out more often. Sounds like every time he opened his mouth, he put a gun in it. So I wait with baited lulz the posting of the vid.

    Oh and big props to anon for baiting him back. Let them know what bullbaiting and fair game feels like.
  21. the_cloak Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    Is it just me or does he look kinda walleyed in that picture?
  22. anonyleaks Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    We have several ex-OSA staff from Los Angeles in NYC and two ex-OSA volunteers from Clearwater so we have an easy time turning the bull-baiting around on them. Also, until now Carmichael has actually been relatively sane and this is the first outburst I have ever seen from him in almost ten or fifteen years.
  23. Yoni Alter Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    He came out in March and waved at us. He was quite nice, though he wouldn't speak directly with us.
  24. Anon_1HG Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    Bring the video /b/rother
  25. anonyHAL Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    Smells like WIN to me...
  26. the_cloak Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    Then is sounds like the pressure we are putting on the orgs is highly successful. Stuff like this is better than any inside info about what bullshit they believe or have been told. The wall crumbles slowly but surely.
  27. Globie Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    Wow, I'ma gonna make an extra effort to make the flash raids in NYC, this one sounded like a hell of alot of fun....my style o' fun.
  28. anon1957 Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    I am curious about the crying scilons. What on earth is going on in that org? This is the 2nd time this has happened in NYC, and I don't recall hearing about this happening anywhere else.

    What is Carmichael doing to those people? Is he somehow holding them personally responsible for 'pulling Anonymous in?"
  29. anonyleaks Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    we have excellent bull baiters in NYC (on the ex-COS side) so ...Carmichael is completely out of his league. I was across the street by ESPN Zone watching them (as a civilian observer) and I thought dr3k did a hilarious job with this one tall lanky white guy of baiting Carmichael. I think I giggled for a half hour watching John squirm trying to regain cause.

    He was one of the ones crying lol...
  30. anon1957 Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    CARMICHAEL CRIED?!?!

    Oh. My. Gawd.
  31. eksef Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    LOL EPIC WIN, great job NYC. I love the lulz stories.
  32. Eff Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    Seriously?! :shock:

    That's fucking awesome.
  33. AnonBuff Member

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    i am not going to bed until i see this video. thanks for the insomnia anon.
  34. star eht Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    any estimate of when video will be available? a day or 2? cuz i'll be leaving for a while the 29th, and that would be so great to see befoe ^^
  35. anonyleaks Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    The video will definitely be out between now and sometime late afternoon tomorrow.
  36. Toxic Rose Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    Fucking hilarious..can't wait to see this!
  37. Puddlewhite Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    Hahahahahahahahahahah.... ahahah....aghahahaaaaaa
    Oh my god, one can only say.... BOOYAH!!!
    To anyone who BAAAAAW about the lack of lulz-
    LULZ dont happen, you have to earn it. And NYC anon earned it, hard.

    BTW requesting a shoop with Carmichael's head on the the
    HARD GAY- A buffet Of Manlyness guy.
    And make sure he sees it- hell go balistic, i bet :D
  38. Anon_1HG Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    can we haz video sooner?
  39. AnonymousNow Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    Sounds like this guys ready to snap, lets help him out some more.
  40. CuntwArt Member

    Re: NYC Scientology Episode IV - Carmichael Strikes Back

    COS must be ramping up the pressure imo.

    Summer of Lulz continues

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