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Noelle North Childrearing tips?

Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by mickturate, Jul 23, 2008.

  1. mickturate Member

    Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    Spam Mail:

    Last night saw the first of two fantastic seminars held at Wealden House on the
    subject of Children and Parenting.

    With guest speaker Sandy Mesmer of Mace-Kingsley in the United States brilliantly
    taking the stage, every attendee was given invaluable tools to handle dramatizations
    in children, no matter their age!

    Here is what a few of them had to say:

    "It was fabulous! Not only did I get data I vitally need for the future, but a MAJOR
    present time question I had on control was answered, and in the first five minutes!
    Just GOLD!" M.J.

    "It was very informative and uplifting! I got good ideas!" T.K.
    "Very applicable! Great examples. Real life stories. Definitely enjoyed it!" S.K.

    We are holding the next Parenting event this Thursday 24th here at Wealden House.
    Get all of your questions regarding children and parenting answered and find out about the data you should know about children but don't!!!

    7:30 - 9:00pm
    £10 per person (or £7.50 if you attended last nights event)

    Refreshments provided

    Contact Narayanee - 01342 335 335 OR reply to this email!

    no harpoons now guise........ \(*.*)/
  2. AnonMSW Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    Where is I am missing the connection to Noelle?
  3. Skeptic1337 Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    Mickturare does not like the CO: TG being top of the list. It's cool I can appreciate trying to bury shit.

    Except for one thing, welcome to the fucking internet.
  4. mickturate Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    message re CO$ on child rearing /parenting....now being a mickturate of slightly sparkling brain = I figured that this is what Noelle North must have been thru'

    hence child rearing tips (a light wordplay on child bearing hips)

    = youtube: $cientology makes little girls cry....

    sorry if I made you work a little too hard on this, but it all made sense to me, at the time...
  5. AnonMSW Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    english-motherfucker.gif

    Srsly though, wtf is a "mickturate?" It's not in any dictionary I own and it isn't online. So I'm thinkin you just tried to Jesse Jackson me..

    jesse2.jpg
  6. mickturate Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    Ingrish? say what one more time motherfucker etc.

    a mickturate = try micturate in your OED

    & may possibly refer to the ancient ingrish tradition of 'taking the piss'

    y'got a issue with me or summink? I think you has.

    but I luurve you, so, lets try n stay on topic, ehs?

    <3
  7. Spathi Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    No. You just make no damn sense to Americans.
  8. AnonMSW Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    [IMG]

    Oh yah!! That "mickturating!"
  9. mickturate Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    yup ^ liked that ^

    so, i'll try to use words of small stat, er, size for the sceptics here: (theres a gag in that line too)

    the gag/joke/pun was about $cilons in the UK doing a 'how to' parenting course,
    sending out Spam mail on how wondrous it all is,

    & I thought that Noelle North should have been featured re her vignette, oops,
    little you tube appearance: $cientology makes little girls cry, but, being a mickturate I framed it in jokey language & i guess moralfags don't like gags.

    I apologise if it made you think rather than provide instant gratifi, oops, an instant rush of know.
    but, far as I knew it ain't a crime, yet to do that, but come the $cilon revolution = clearing the planet, i'm sure it will be. please refer back to me then.
  10. AnonMSW Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    Umm, and who are you callin a &quot;moralfag?&quot;

    045-more-unfunny-jokes-mona-lisa.jpg

    Could not possibly have been that you out-clevered yourself now could it?
  11. mickturate Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    Ab so fucking lutely....but hey, i've learned my lesson;

    I shall only post in ways in which the dim understand

    I shall only post in ways in which the dim understand

    I shall only post in ways in which the dim understand

    I shall only post in ways in which the dim understand

    tell me; you guys ever visit chan?

    and where in de fuckenrules does it say: every Anon must conform to every other Anons worldview??

    fire away with the weak criticisms, ignore the thread, its not my FAIL.

    fucking sceptics, never learn nuthin.
  12. Internaut Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    Will 'ya get the fuck off.
  13. LordCeptimos Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    and this should be here why?
  14. Dammerung Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    I can't understand this guy at all.
  15. Top Grunge Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    Reads like the pikey's in Snatch.

    "Aye, perriwinkle, fur m' mum!"
  16. AnonyWolf Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    This tread fails to deliver.
  17. Internaut Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    Requesting a screenshot of said mail. Preferably without any further cryptic drunk ramblings.

    Sandy Mesmer - Scientology Service Completions | Truth About Scientology Statistics Project

    Narayanee Rawner - Scientology Service Completions | Truth About Scientology Statistics Project

    ^^^ That one Narayanee??

    fixed that for you.
  18. Relyt Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    ITT: OP tries to connect non-scilon related event to scilon-related event using circular freezoner logic. Seriously, are you a freezoner? GTFO.
  19. Delta Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    At the very best, someone googles that name and it links back here.
  20. LordCeptimos Member

    Re: Noelle North Childrearing tips?

    DOME NAO
    for sheer stupidity in fail post?

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