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New Ideal Org Uniform pictures

Discussion in 'Leaks & Legal' started by Anonymous, Aug 4, 2009.

  1. anyjane Member

    Re: New Ideal Org Uniform pictures

    Would you sugar daddy me up these, kind sir? That would be awesome.
  2. Olrik Member

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    Scilon cross is the other kind of cross.

    Oh, and this :

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    lol
  3. Whanonstler Member

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    I like where this thread is going... they just need to add matching panties

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  4. AnonKiwi Member

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    This is what I think the designer was channeling.
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  5. Anonymous Member

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    Perhaps they're channeling the old Bobby Brown? Look at the red satin lining these guys are sporting. (By the way, Davey, you'd look great with a fade. lol)


    YouTube - Bobby Brown - Every Little Step
  6. Sponge Member

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    Sea Org uniform underwear.....

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  7. JohnnyRUClear Member

  8. HouseSpiderV2 Member

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    I'd join...

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    I can see Riff Raff in a swing coat.
  10. Aneley Member

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    Why is this model wearing a christian cross and not a scientology one???
    Has anyone noticed that?

    Squirell!!! LOL!!!

  11. HouseSpiderV2 Member

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    I think it's been established that these are likely just hired models. =P
  12. Optimisticate Member

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    Another christian cross?

    Just what exactly are the scilons trying to say? That they didn't really review things before publishing, just rushed it out? Like with the Freedumb Mag?

    Or is it just a scream for help?
  13. anonakatie Member

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    I think the Christian crosses are so placed as to be deliberate misdirection.
  14. Anonymous Member

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    Sssh. These guys are just like the guy with the afro earlier: Infiltrators who have arrived to close the pool and convert Scientologists to follow Jesus.
  15. DeathHamster Member

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    Happy Idle Org staff member:
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  16. Anonymous Member

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    No mention of Jeebus when we decided to close to pool.

    Shall we close this pool?
  17. WMAnon Member

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    Even worse in detail. Looks like 5 in heel with 1 in platform. I give them 5 hours tops standing in these, unless they used to be strippers.
  18. Re: New Ideal Org Uniform pictures

    Check out Anonymous' new fall line:

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  19. Anonymous Member

    Re: New Ideal Org Uniform pictures

    WIN

    Is that Las Vegas?
  20. moreanonymous Member

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    Mopping.
  21. Re: New Ideal Org Uniform pictures

    Indeed, it is.
  22. Anonymous Member

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    Tustin's raid, from RIF's post:


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  23. J. Swift Member

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    I love the look of those Hot OG Space Vampires in Tustin! Thank Xenu they are not Scilons or I would sign the billion year contract and drink the Kool Aid just to be near them. Now, back on policy: LRH said that things must be done by survey. I wonder who did the survey to see how non-Scientologists would react to these new IO costumes? I bet that person is now locked in the SP Hall eating oatmeal with Norman "Goddamn Right I'd Overboard 'Em!" Starkey. The peals of laughter are falling as CoS once again becomes the butt of jokes for this fashion faux pas. WTF was COB thinking? I mean, he had to sign off on the design. I guess Dave likes the Space Vampire in Bondage look.

    Wanting to keep on policy per LRH, I did a survey at Big Blue of actual Scilon publics to see if they were sexually aroused by the Ideal Org Space Vampire costumes. My survey results were conclusive:

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    Scilons like the new uniforms. If nothing else, the red lining conceals blood stains from, err, SO who walk into doors or have their faces accidentally trip into COB's fists of Kung Fu Fury. The uniforms pass the COB test:

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  24. Re: New Ideal Org Uniform pictures

    Wait till you see the accessory line we have planned for this fall..
  25. Anonymous Member

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    I like this one alot better...

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  26. Anonymous Member

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    Looks like Wig Adams, long time Sea Org member at Flag.

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    This chick has been in the Sea Org since she was about 13 years old.

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    Sometimes it doesn't matter how much they age, or how much makeup they put on, and how many "civies" they're dressed in... they STILL look like themselves (Sea Org members).

    And as we know... Sea Org members will say ANYTHING their fearless leader David Miscavige wants them to say.
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    Great pics, but you guys look too awesomely hip to be mistaken for SO(more like fangurls of 80's Ska bands-Selector, Madness, Specials) However, it will have a demoralizing effect on sci orger's when they realize they pale pathetically by comparison.
  28. J. Swift Member

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    Monique Yingling called me and had more [strike]Sea Org members[/strike] public Scientologists who signed surveys and affidavits swearing that they loved the new Space Vampire Ideal Org uniforms. These Scilons swore on a copy of DMSMH that these uniforms were not in any way unintentionally laughable or amusing, not even the bucket hats or space capes, which capes are, BTW, cleverly lined with led to shield the wearer from nuclear radiation! These daring, retro chic 1970-era SO [strike]employee[/strike] volunteer uniforms are yet another reason that Scientology is expanding [strike]its lunacy[/strike].

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    Leaked RTC files show the new uniforms that were rejected by David Miscavige for being too upper level: Scilons do not get to know about Space Pimps pimping Klingon hookers until OT X is released. These uniforms are not to be released until 2012.

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  29. Sponge Member

    Re: New Ideal Org Uniform pictures

    Tomkat are to blame for the new cult uniforms

    Cruises vamp it up in their new uniform | Mail Online


  30. Anonymous Member

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    This could be for the scilons working the tables.
  31. Anonymous Member

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    PIX!
  32. Anonymous Member

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    NO... THESE SHOES!!
  33. FUCK Member

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    ^^ Those shoes are awesome :D
  34. Whanonstler Member

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    The offical uniform shoes of the CoB:

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  35. Anonymous Member

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    From Hamburg
  36. SuseHartweg Member

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    WOW!!!!!!
  37. Mutante Member

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    Fucking awesome AGAIN!!! :D
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  39. FUCK Member

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    Hamburg=Epic.
  40. WindyMessages Member

    Re: New Ideal Org Uniform pictures

    BLah..

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